member when Ethereum was gonna be the world computer?
member when you thought Ethereum could do way more than it will ever be able to do?
When I bought it, I was thinking of running programs that would integrate easily with the real world. Like a company would send and receive ethereum and a program would handle all of the accounting and tax stuff involved.
What a fuckin mess, All that momentum Eth had and it fucking crashed. ugh I help shill the shit out of it too. I feel like a kid who was lead into a "free candy" van then raped repeatedly by Mexican pedophiles until they thought I was dead. My body buried in a shallow grave in the middle of the woods I dug myself free and survived on the pints of semen pumped into my asshole. After a week of roaming around aimlessly I was taken in by a lumberman and his dog butch. The lumberman knocked my teeth out with his mighty axe and mouth fucked me daily. occasionally letting his companion butch pump my buttocks with doggy semen, that was my only source of food. some years go by and a sheriff somehow discovers what the lumberman had been up to and saves me. The sheriff puts me in the back of his squad car and takes me to the station. I begin to tell him my story about the Mexicans and the lumberman. Then something unsettling stops me. The sheriffs eyes have grown cold and blank, Terror floods through every nerve in my body as I notice his fully engorged and erect penis. I get up to run away but he blows my knee cap off with his firearm. I squirm and scream as he drags me to a solitary confinement cell. I drift in and out of consciousness while multiple figures defile my mouth and asshole against my will. I think to myself why did I buy eth.