School Emergency

>>1499587
get a shady loan. or you could steal. or buy $KNPD

>>1499589
> I can't, I quited credit cards because I'm broke AF

If you're really desperate, put up a 9/10 escort ad and rob those niggas blind as they step into your dimly lit hotel room.

>>1499594
dis

>>1499590
Steal like what?
I'm desesperated

>>1499587
1. Find a charity
2. Print out info or pick up a pamphlet if possible
3. Print out donation receipts
4. Go door to door
5. Explain that you're doing x (just make something up like running 10 miles) to raise money for this charity
6. Ask them to contribute to your fundraising effort with a tax deductible donation and offer them a receipt
7. Most people will not want the receipt because they will almost always be giving you $1-10
8. If anyone does ask for the receipt, you can actually give them one and donate the money if you feel more comfortable
9. Pocket all monies not associated with a receipt or just pocket all fiscals.

You can absolutely make $500 by friday if you live near enough suburban houses. People don't want to do this because it's embarassing, but it will work for what you need. Don't give up if it doesn't work for the first 10 houses or so.

>>1499605
I'm willing to do this to be honest.
If anyone else doesn't comments a new and better form i'll do that. I can post results here after

>>1499608
white, blonde hair, blue eyes. that's probably why this worked for me back in the day.

>>1499620
update, just realized this plan depends a lot on your skin color. if you're black, just try to appear very non-threatening or white. whiteout is your friend.

>>1499587
Get a Loan from the bank or government or God or.people and write it off on ur credit they will just forgive it lol or get a odd job somewhere doing something crazy but profiprofitable

>>1499624
How can I get a loan from the gov in 2 days?

>>1499624
Yeah, Craigslist has a lot of odd jobs. If you book yourself up the next couple days you could make 500. Definitly check and see whats in your area.