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Congratulations, /biz/! You've been visited by the money

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Congratulations, /biz/! You've been visited by the money wizard. He's gifted you 5,000 US dollars, but there's a catch: You need to make an ROI of at least .10 by the end of the quarter or your mother will die in her sleep.

Where do you invest?
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I invest into a loan I take out myself and pay back out of pocket.
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>"Guys, please help me! I need to make enough money to save my mom what do I invest in!?"
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I wouldn't take the money. My mom's life is worth more than five grand.
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>>1400671
1) Buy CERU.
2) Muh nigga
3) Profit
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