Congratulations, /biz/! You've been visited by the money

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Anonymous
2016-07-24 20:37:51 Post No. 1400671
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Anonymous 2016-07-24 20:37:51 Post No. 1400671 [Report]

Congratulations, /biz/! You've been visited by the money wizard. He's gifted you 5,000 US dollars, but there's a catch: You need to make an ROI of at least .10 by the end of the quarter or your mother will die in her sleep.

Where do you invest?

Anonymous 2016-07-24 20:43:50 Post No.1400681
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Anonymous 2016-07-24 20:43:50 Post No.1400681 [Report]

I invest into a loan I take out myself and pay back out of pocket.

Anonymous 2016-07-24 20:44:32 Post No.1400684
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Anonymous 2016-07-24 20:44:32 Post No.1400684 [Report]

>"Guys, please help me! I need to make enough money to save my mom what do I invest in!?"

Anonymous 2016-07-24 22:23:28 Post No.1400842
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Anonymous 2016-07-24 22:23:28 Post No.1400842 [Report]

I wouldn't take the money. My mom's life is worth more than five grand.

Anonymous 2016-07-24 22:27:14 Post No.1400847
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Anonymous 2016-07-24 22:27:14 Post No.1400847 [Report]

>>1400671
1) Buy CERU.
2) Muh nigga
3) Profit

Congratulations, /biz/! You've been visited by the money

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