I got 170$, what stocks do I buy to become le millionaire?

>>1391710
ok maybe not millionaire, but get up to 300$ in a week or 2 at most.

Buy and hold KNPD

Profits will come hard and fast

>>1391710
>"Hey guys, I want 200% returns in a week or two at most."

>>1391725
Any other way to turn it into 300$?

>>1391749
Go yard sale hunting and resell for profit.

NXTD then sit on it for a couple of weeks

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NXTD

>>1391710
YOu won't make that much money that quickly with stock investments my boy. Not unless you can see into the future.

Go buy some shit IRL for cheap and resell it or invest in tools and go make a living mowing lawns. If you can't make at least $500 in two weeks doing that then idfk what to tell you

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>>1391761
The average pay here in Serbia is 350$, I would be lucky if i made 300$ working in a call center all month for 9h a day. What do you think, for how much can i sell this fountain i made?

You could start by purchasing one contract of a high beta option on a cheap stock

But then again if you don't already have a brokerage account there's no way you will even be approved to buy or sell options with $170 to your name

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>>1391776
Why not just wait for the inevitable fight against Islam? I'm sure your skills will be required then.

>>1391776
Black market arms trade. Buy bulk 9mm ammo and sell piecemeal for profit. I'm sure there are people around you that will purchase.

You're there, not in the USA. Make and take advantage

>>1391776
So if you were in America you could lo lie probably get 600+ for that.

>>1391710
You'll ne milionnaire tomorrow if you follow what i say :
>go to the bank
>change all your money for indonesian rupiah
>congratulations you're a multi-millionaire

Numbers don't mean shit if you have a million dollars in serbia you're way richer than if you have the same amount in the USA

If you want to get rich, learn a western european language and do freelance work for them from home. If you get minimum wage there it'll be twice serbian minimum wage.
Live on serbian minimum wage and invest the rest of your pay

ceru

get in before its too late

>>1391976

ceru is going to plummet tomorrow when everyone sells to lock in gainz

>>1391722
>Profits will come hard and fast
lol. that's the rumor all right

>>1391710
buy TRUMPS

>>1391710
Easy. You buy The Overnight Supersystem for $19.99. It was specifically written for people trying to turn $150 into $1,000+ in 4 days. It has a 100% success rate, just listen to these customer testimonials.

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>>1392562
fantastic, just what OP needs

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Get a pair of these

You can easily make $300 a week if you're willing to work a few hours a day.

>>1392562
What is this "t." stuff I've been seeing on /biz/ as of late? Did I miss something? Could you explain it to me?

Thanks.

Buy library coin LBC

>>1392562
mods?

>>1392564
If you're interested let me know. The great thing about it is, once you turn your $150 into $1,000 (or more!) you can then turn your $1,000 into $15,000 and so on.

It's a guaranteed free money system that has never failed. I'm surprised more people on /biz/ haven't talked about how they got rich from it.

>>1392605
How is this not a scam

>>1392569
Finnish meme

Lurk /int/

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>>1391710
>>1391713
If you're dumb enough to be seeking 100% returns, on a value not even worth investing, in less than 2 weeks, then you're dumb enough to fuck up buying stocks and investing in other ways and shouldn't be anywhere near trading stocks.

Spend that $170 on basic accounting education and books.

>>1391710
Send me $20 and I'll turn it into $200, returning $100 to you.

>>1393318
Bro I thought the same thing when I first authored The Overnight Supersystem. The thing is, it's not a scam because the money's always been out there you just have to know how to get it. Try the system risk free and see if it doesn't work for you.

>>1391890
Ill sell it for like 300 on Ebay then

>>1393666
satan pls

>>1393666
Basic accounting says you're a dumas HAHAHA

>>1394421
Is his first name Alexander?

Spread your cheeks son, it's the only way.

>>1391710
keep it in the bank and continue saving

>>1392540
not even memeing but this. Seriously isn't it pretty much guaranteed to hit $1 within the next few months?

>>1391749
Give some guy $170 to let you suck his dick for $300

Basic fucking science