How do I get a broker? Im autistic, will I have to talk to people?

>>1354142
tdameritrade.com, Venture forth little Neet!!!

>>1354142
>will I have to talk to people?
Not really.
They actually prefer it if you don't talk to them.

>>1354142
fuck a god damn broker, go to options house or something

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>>1354336
>fuck a god damn broker
>go to options house
Um, Options House is a broker.

>>1354356
Well, I'm talking about dealing with an in-person brokerage firm like Edward Jones or something, I just figured that's what he meant, my verbiage was admittedly off.

>>1354371
>dealing with an in-person brokerage firm
Who does that, though?
Other than really old people, I mean.

Robinhood :^)

>>1354377
My dumb ass did for a while because of how I was introduced to investing, but, I won't say it was a total loss, dude held my hand and taught me some tricks so.........I guess I paid for something lol.

Parents introduced me to investing, they were very wealthy and lazy and I was deep into analytics (relative to natural resources, I'm an environmental modeler) so I was keen on learning to do it on my own

>>1354380
>guess I paid for something
I'd agree.
Assuming they know their shit, you probably avoided some hideously expensive beginner's mistakes.