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You've been promoted. You can now suck dick while having your dick sucked. enjoy your newfound place on the dick sucking ladder.

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>>1001684
>HR

>>1001700
toptimus kek

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>>1001684
>HR
wrong place, buddy.
wrong place.

>>1001684

You're basically not going to do anything but find reasons to shit on hard workers and occasionally actually stop a bad worker from getting in.

Good job.

>>1001726
>>1001787
So,why is HR so bad guys? Maybe I'm disillusionnal and naive but I think it can be interesting. I don't plan of doing that all my life but it's still more motivating than,let's say,financial shit.

>>1001837
r u a grill?

Social retards will shit on you because HR would never see them for the special snowflakes they are

>>1001837

Basically, you have to fuck other people up for not meeting standards that may or may not make sense.

I've never had to deal with an HR department personally, but I've heard stories ranging from 'they were totally cool' to 'I fucking hate HR'.

Regardless, as long as you're making money, who cares if you're a merc, an HR person, or someone /biz/ respects?

>HR

You better hope that things like karma or hell dont exist. Fuck you.

I'm an hr director, ride the fence between employees and management so you can sleep at night but remember who you ultimately work for.

>>1001837
If you don't mind everyone hating the fuck out of you, then it's the perfect job.