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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CRASH??????

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YOU FUCKERS SAID THE DOW WILL BE CRASHING THIS WEEK

IT FUCKING WENT UP

>LE FED INTEREST RISE WILL TANK THE ECONOMY!

NO IT DIDN'T YOU FUCKTARDS

CAN YOU ASSHOLES EVER PREDICT ANYTHING?

NO YOU CAN'T

WHY?

BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE VISITING THIS SHITHOLE IN THE FIRST PLACE!
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>expects random people on the internet can interpret the stock market

Your own fault for believing them.

Buy and hold nigger. Buy and hold.
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>>1000449
Bitcoin doubled bitch
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>>1000449
It's still percolating through the markets. Asia is getting fucked, but I don't think it's going to hit the US until 2-7 days after the fed interest rate decision.
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>>1000659
Also I should add that extreme volatility is a very good indicator of a nearing crash, and I would consider the recent +/- 2% swings extreme volatility.
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Rate changes tomorrow dipshit. We won't know the full effects for weeks. We need for companies and peoples credit limits to be cut and for them to have to liquidate assets.

that's when all hell breaks loose.
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>>1000449
LEL ironically the only prediction threads that actually came true in the real world was bitcoin going up sadly.

Im not sure if /biz/ is just satire now.
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>>1000949
If they kick up rates how long would it take for a shit storm senpai?
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>>1000449

Maybe now you'll learn your lesson about day trading. Almost nobody makes a profit doing this. its gambling
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>>1000959
Hard to tell. At least a quarter. Really tho 0.25% rate "hike" is a joke and should have no lasting impact on anything that wasn't already dying (like junk bonds)
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>>1000957
>Bitcoin going up
Even that was a coin flip. It goes down just as often, if not more.
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>>1000969
shit a coin flip is better then what we have now or a stock, in 3 months when /biz/ told me to buy some people here profited and as well as I about 150+ %
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>>1000969
Wrong: it rises during periods of economic turmoil. It shot up to over $1000 during the depths of the greek debt crisis and it's starting to rise again. If anything, it's a market risk indicator.
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>>1000971
It doesn't always rise during economic turmoil.
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>>1000971
It hasn't been around long enough for it to have indicated the 2008 crisis, but so far it's spiked in value around the same time of each new case of economic turmoil.
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>>1000973
Meant to reply to>>1000972
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>>1000959
the reason they're kicking up rates by 1/4 a percent is they believe the economy can take it.

People can't issue good bonds. and as such, the money either went to junk bonds or equities. a few people will re-balance, from equities, and junk bonds are going to be hurting.
Banks are going to go up. they shot up like a rocket today. they might correct tomorrow, but all they get is extra profit.

Find companies who need to add debt to their books, but are already tapped. and don't have the margins to support this. That's where the crash begins.

Right now its all speculation. Once the facts and analysis are strong enough to move real money fast, good shit will happen.

There hasn't been a choice these last 7 years. equities was the play. now with moderate ability to diversify, the real games can begin.
FOMO will decrease sharply.
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>>1000973
there is still far too little liquidity in this to be more than 5% of a portfolio, that counter party risk is too real.
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>>1000979
I'm not saying your should go out and buy it: I'm just saying it's an indicator. Bitcoin is a terrible investment.
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>>1000973
Yea it was created after 2008, the NSA whitepapers for cryptography match satoshi nakamoto whitepaper, this shit is made my the elite for a global wealth transfer.
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the typical upswing during the holiday months has been tarnished by the oil prices. the fed wont increase rates now because of the oil prices.
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>>1000983
Nah; I've met Satoshi, and she doesn't work for the NSA.
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>>1000993
Kek
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>>1000991
Not raising them would basically guarantee that the markets implode, since it makes it look like the economy is in a permanent state of recession and most of the market's value at the moment is based on the expectation of future earnings, hence the insane P/E ratios.

Best case scenario for the markets, a token raise of interest rates up by 0.25% so that it gives a positive indicator about economic health, but small enough that it doesn't actually do anything. Then probably just leave it there for a few years.

Of course none of that changes that I want to see the god damn perverse financial market system burn to the ground.
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>not doing the opposite to what /biz/ suggests
oh boy
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>>1000449
Harry Dent predicted the Dow would be under 5,000 by Christmas.

He could still be right!
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>>1001087
>Harry Dent
Never use the phrase "Harry Dent" around a natural gas man.
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BE PATIENT MY FROG FRIEND
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>>1000449
It is happening in Canada. TSX sub 10k by January.
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no crash for a while pepe.

bonds just shot up. Probably a decent short for tomorrow.
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>>1000449
This rate hike has been baked into the markets for awhile now... that's why there was minimal disturbance in today's indexes..
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>>1000977
Good post.
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>>1000971
>confusing greece for cyprus
>actually pretending like you know what you're talking about
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US higher interest rates.
Money moves to US markets.
Stock market up.
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>>1001110
september is long past
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>>1001679
>The point
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>Your head
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Tomorrow to shit all is going. The fed to raise the rates time it was, too late but sadly is.
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>>1000449
Following investment advice on 4chan...priceless.
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>>1000449
>following 4chan's finance advice seriously
>calling us stupid
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Oh vey the goy fell for it.
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IT FUCKING WENT UP
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>>1001690
Not him, but what IS the point? Seen the pic several times lately, and I don't get it.
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>>1002998
That economical advice from 4chan is shit
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>>1003049
Ah. Thought that was a given.
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>>1000653
Buttcoin crashed but is coming back. I honestly think its gonna have a big rise just from all the deepweb shit.

>buy buttcoin
>promote deepweb to sad virgins on r9k who want drugs and guns to kill themselves
>watch the market value exceed its maximum value last period
>take it all
>bet it on blackjack
>lose it all
>suck a million dicks for 10 cents a pop for 100,000
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>>1000000
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>>1000506
>implying it isnt going to collapse sooner or later
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>>1000449

LOOKS LIKE /BIZ/ GOT SHEMITAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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