Can someone explain how or why this company is actually losing money?
>>923376
They invest all their money in scaling up.
>>923376
too many variable costs
>>923376
free shipping
Any financial analysts on /biz/ want to share what it's like? It sounds like a decent job, but I hear that a good portion of them work very long hours, and honestly if that's the case, I'd rather work in a less well-paying career like market research if it means a 40ish hour work week. Anyone in the field and working a normal week? Working over? What are other similar jobs that maybe pay less but have more standard schedules?
>>922191
Bump
>>922191
Come on you fags. As much as you talk shit about different jobs, none of you actually work in a this field?
bump, im going to finance degree next year with this same path in mind, i wanna know if im not fucking up
Why shouldn't I dump all of my savings into a Roth IRA with Vanguard for my primary retirement?
Because you still need to figure out what funds to invest in with Vanguard
Because having all your money with one investment company is fucking retarded.
>See: Bernie Madoff
>>923122
I was being absurd. My question is just about Vanguard and if it is a reliable company ? I've heard good things but I would love to hear from someone who uses them for long term savings/retirement.
Silly question: Do Big 4 accountants or rather auditors not have a short term edge they could use to their advantage as they prepare financial statements?
Could you not use the information you see on various companies to take various derivative positions before it becomes public?
Example could you not take out futures contracts on a stock you see possibly outperforming previous year earnings and analyst projections?
Or short a company that isn't going to perform well based on the information you and your collegues are working with?
Pic related = cool watch
>>924524
Yeah, big 4 firms totally allow you to invest in the companies they audit. Absolutely no rules about that. Nope. None at all.
>>924536
Ethics are for faggots man. How would they even find out?
>>924524
>trades on material non public information
>doesn't expect the sec to come knocking
Sounds fool proof tbh
Extra points if you include unsolved problems in economics, accounting or marketing.
>>924992
Judaism
>>924996
Please, without the Jews, we'd be still trading metal shavings.
I like the Jews and wish I could be one.
>>924997
>metal shavings
kek
http://www.heretical.com/British/nsv14-4.html
Why aren't you selling marketing services to high average sale businesses?
Recently closed a 17k/month (USD) deal with an office furniture manufacturer in less than 2 days with only email, and phone.
1 year contract, I don't even live in the US.
There is limitless opportunity out there guys, just learn some social skills and learn how to sell.
more detail. your post is vague. why would they trust you?
Yes more details
What kinda marketing services are we talking about?
>>910160
>>910162
Basically setting up a sales funnel (email) to engage prospects using the existing traffic on the business's site.
The key is to find an industry with high average sales. IE HVAC >avg sale ranges from $6k-$12kusd
<<my new whip
Anybody here have a successful youtube channel? How do I get more views for my videos? I am new to youtube and I am not familiar with SEO.
>>923038
>How do I get more views for my videos?
Ass & Tits or do illegal activities.
>>923040
srs answrs pls
You either
>do what most people to (make top 10s, 'weird things', fails, and all that shit)
>do what nobody does
So, you're an unemployed adult male living with your family. You're in your 20's or early 30's and you've either never held a job for any significant amount of time, or have a spotty work history consisting of low-paying menial jobs. You didn't complete a college degree, and probably dropped out of high school. You've fucked yourself when all of your peers who weren't losers completed their degrees and started their careers. They're building their lives while you spend your time masturbating to cartoons and disappointing your parents. Time to grow up and make things happen for yourself.
Since you're a pathetic piece of shit garbage person, no employer is going to accept you as-is, we're going to need to provide you with a past that signals to any potential employer that you're a consistent, reliable worker who has been trusted with a certain amount of responsibility in your previous employment.
First, you'll need to fabricate a work history. Keep in mind you're an uneducated piece of shit with no work history
>>924048
>You've fucked yourself when all of your peers who weren't losers completed their degrees and started their careers. They're building their lives while you spend your time masturbating to cartoons and disappointing your parents
No one is this pathetic tho.
Surely people who didn't go to college or work at least built up a valuable skillset... r-right... right?
My post was eaten and I'm too lazy to retype.
Cliff's notes: Lie, Lie and lie some more.
>>924055
Do you know where you are?
>>924055
>No one is this pathetic tho.
Are you sure you're on the right site anon
>be me, 21 year old Accounting and Finance senior in college
>apply for shit tons of internships
>work with professors on my resume, have previous internship experience, have 3.43 GPA and 3.57 Business GPA
1st Interview
>Thanks we'll make our decision by the end of the week
>Get an e-mail every week saying they're not done interviewing yet
>This was a month ago
Second Interview
>We're a local wealth management firm but you literally won't do any financial related tasks whatsoever
Third Interview
>Man you really nailed it but management changed their minds and they're not letting us hire you
Fourth Interview- This one really got me because I've never felt so confident about an interview in my life. It was for a Big 4 Firm
>Go to pre-night reception. Be friendly and socialize
>Have a great interview, don't stutter or stumble, answer all the behavioral questions right, come prepared for questions
>No second interview
I mean what the actual fuck? I'm worried it's because I left their recruiting meeting to go to a Financial Management Association meeting that I had already RSVP'ed for, but that was a week ago and the person I interviewed with wasn't even there. I even wrote a thank you e-mail.
What the actual fuck am I doing wrong guys? Seriously I don't even know how I can objectively improve anymore. Fucking shoot me.
Seriously what the actual fuck. I'm completely baffled. I've literally gone through all the interview mistakes I've found online and I don't think I made any of them for my last interview.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I'm perfect, but fuck I thought I fucking nailed it. God damn.
Is is possible people just dislike you for literally no reason?
Hey, Are you. Dressing the part?
>>916368
Yes.
Blazer, button up, slacks, tie, dress shoes. The whole shabang.
How much would you guys pay for an app that gets you laid? Not like Tinder, but an app that tells you exactly what to say to a girl from hello to sex, in any setting (club, street, gym).
Idiots in bars pay $10+ to buy a drink for a girl that isn't even into them and won't reciprocate the attention.
How much would an app that does what I said would be worth for you realistically??
>>912618
You can't program non-autism into an app
>>912623
what if you can? seduction is a defined process (open, time constraint, attract, etc) so having things to say in a linear fashion in your app could help.
>>912618
Even if it takes off, it will be stunted because girls will pick up (pun intended) on it and think that anybody that uses those lines is a loser and faggy
Bit of a paradox
There was this one interview I went in for. I was interviewed first by phone. The guy was friendly and asked me how I would approach certain problems (i.e how would you begin to trouble shoot a blue screen, etc). He was impressed by my answer. However, when I showed up for the interview (it was a different person). I walk in, close the door behind me. Smile and reach out my hand for a handshake. The guy just sits there looking at his computer screen. I withdraw my hand about 15-20 seconds later without a response. Then out of the blue, says something along the lines of "soo... what's with your social situation? I can't find anything about you on Facebook, twitter, instagram, etc, what are you HIDING?" I basically told him I never really got into social media. This answer seem to offend him because his face tensed (still looking at the screen). I wait about 2 minutes without a response and say something along the lines of "sorry, don't mean to be rude but could we start the interview?" and get shot down instantly by a raised voice "The INTERVIEW ALREADY STARTED AND YOU'RE NOT DOING WELL".
At this point I'm getting pretty pissed off because he's wasting my time so I say "dude, what's your problem?". He looks at me shocked and tells me I need to leave right now. He had a bowl of mints on his desk so I grab a huge handful and shove them into my pocket(because fuck this retard). He tries to grab my hand and shouts "WHO SAID YOU COULD TAKE THOSE" I swat his hand away from me and he picks up the phone, presumably to call the police. I reach over and unplug the wire on the back of the phone and he snarls "you fucking prick" and starts to head around the desk. I launch my chair at him and throw a handful of mints at his face and run out of the room. I hold the door shut behind me as he tries to open it and he starts shouting for the secretary or some shit so I take off running to the parking lot but he didn't follow me.
What the FUCK was this guys problem?
>>916066
You sir, are the fucking man.
The good news is you found out early in the game that you don't want to work there.
I laughed
post em boiz
I need a resume for today but I have no experience in any job. can I lie?
>>917082
not op, but why do i grow a conscious when trying to make my resume look pretty?
>>917068
what should you put with reguards to references?
how can I design a great looking cv easily
What is your CURRENT age and net worth?
Please do not inclued future assets. Such as if you have a house coming to you one day. I mean money you have right now in the bank.
Do not include your car. Money in your bank accounts/wallet only.
Age: 22
Net: A little less than 2 grand
#PoorLyfe
>>916603
39 years old.
Including liquid investments and retirement funds; $964,629
I've been wondering if I'll feel any different when I finally cross a million.
>>916614
>I've been wondering if I'll feel any different when I finally cross a million.
interesting
I have $1,000. What are five legal ways i can turn it into $1,100 within 30 days?
>inb4 suck dicks
>>920290
>I want 110% APR
>>920290
Literally do odd jobs and keep the thousand dollars. Or get a real job and make 180 bucks a week even part time.
>>920290
Everything on black.
My sister and I just accepted our early offers of admission to Queens Commerce for September 2016.
Ask us anything about the admissions process that we went through.
Should I go to UTSC, UTM, Ryerson or York for compsci?
>>907582
Well, I personally looked into Comp Sci at UofT, and UW, but from those 4 options I would personally select Comp Sci at Ryerson, solely because of the profs and the fact that work is easy to come by, as well as networks are easily established in Downtown Toronto.
But if you're interested in the best education quality, then definitely Comp Sci at York University's Lassonde School of Enginering. Their $100,000,000 new enginering building is great and puts York back in the competition for the best quality of teaching.
Tour both of them though, I like the campus feel more than the quality of the education, but the quality is better at York definitely.
Good luck with whatever you choose.
>>907602
UW wouldn't take me unfortunately :(
I was mainly considering UTSC/UTM or Ryerson though. I've heard those UofT campuses don't really measure up to St. George but I figured it still carries the reputation of the UofT name anyway. What you learn should be the same anyways, shouldn't it?
Ryerson seems OK but definitely not top-tier by any means.
Isn't York one of the shittiest schools in a terrible area in all of Canada? I have only heard terrible things about it tbh.
I'm also mostly interested in co-op, which seems to be the best at UTSC, especially for compsci.