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>>1034721
I would literally pay a hitman to kill all the OPs of such threads.

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>not taking the yearly payments

>>1034721
Anon, you might not remember me but I'm your second cousin's illegitimate son Enrique. I'm in a bit of a pickle at the moment, so I need you to wire me a few 100k. Maybe even a round mill? Can you do that for me? We're family after all.

>>1034719
Neither.

You don't need a degree to open a store.

>>1034720
True, but it's more to get a better understanding of running a business.
Unless that's all horse shit and I should just study something useful.

>>1034727
>True, but it's more to get a better understanding of running a business.

You won't learn that in school. That comes with basic information you can google and more importantly actual experience.

>>1034716

The fuck are you talking about? No they don't.
Women buy proven successes and sell if something fucks up.

They buy high and sell low, Anon.

There's a reason you don't hear people asking for a Winona Buffet's portfolio.

>>1034744
Shit you're right.

Alright never mind lol

>>1034744
oh shit OP was making sense but this makes sense even more

>>1034684
>2016

>>1034684
No. You'll literally spend more on electricity.

Only way to mine bitcoins is if you have a botnet of like 50 000+ to make even $10/day.

>>1034684
Genesis mining. Contract mining, pay upfront and they mine what coin you choose either lifetime or 1 year contract.

Or if you have free electricity, get these:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/ASICMINER-Block-Erupter-336MH-Generation/dp/B00CUJT7TO

what is this and why should I be interested?

Is this like the jewellry scam on vacation where the seller starts with a price at 3x and we negotiate to 2x so I think I got a deal?

>>1034682
>Pedometer

Does it track pedophiles in some revolutionary way? If so this product should be priced at least 30x that to reflect it.

>>1034691
It is a website where you buy dirt cheap knock of shit direct from china warehouses
Get the app to check it out
Not recommended buy anything unless you read the reviews first.

Go to college regardless of what shit you wanna study
More people go to college more funding we get
Yolo

>>1034598
You can't do anything.

>1900 SAT
>3.4 high school gpa
>35 AP credits
>AAS from a community college
>learning disabilities (ADD, extended testing time blah blah)
>kitchen experience
>experience traveling solo in Europe and the Middle East

Why God, I must be able to do something. Never said I'm physics at Yale....

A dictionary


>for dummies

>>1034502
investopedia

>>1034502
Active investments is a fools game. Just go for index investments and you will beat the majority of all investors. Live below your means, rein in your emotional control in times of crisis, and look to maximize your annual income.

The stability of your investments also allow you to pursue wealth creation in other avenues of your life. If you experienced, you can establish your own business provided that you follow the above recipe.

It's not hard and try not to fall for the 1% money manager scam. If you're capable and willing to learn, you can make a great deal of money just through index investments.

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Here is a few recommendations from an exec that gave a lecture at my uni

>>1034390
the man who counted

rich dad poor dad

>>1034185
it's not difficult to sell drugs, they sell themselves.
One could assume, his executive decisions are probably good as in who to "hire", who to buy from, quality control. Chapo is probably not very good at marketing or investor relation or public relation kek

>>1034185
Freakonomics pointed out that drug dealing is run like a hamburger francise.

And I actually feel sorry for some of the criminals. They work so hard that they could make a honest living.

>>1034185
>Would (actual) drug lords also make great CEOs

No, they couldn't you cannot enforce to obedience in the white market the way El Chapo enforced his dealers.

-they won't sell this many tickets to one person
-billionaires count assets not dollars
-billionaires don't buy lottery tickets

this is like asking why lottery winners don't invest their winnings--if they thought that way they'd have spent their money on investments in the first place

I'm amazed how many people care about lotteries and otherwise seemingly smart people that find a means to justify buying into them.

>end up with a $608,000,000 million profit

Don't you mean $608,000,000 profit? "$608,000,000 million" would be $680,000,000,000,000

Also tickets are $2. So it would be $584 million.

And you could never pick every combination, it would probably take you weeks to fill out the tickets, so they would have the computer pick.

Computer picks 1000 identical tickets? Your odds just got a lot worse.

Fucking idiots with your 3x leveraged stupid bullshit

Is now the time to buy natural gas in general?

Is a particularly cold winter expected?

>>1033997
>GASL
bump

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>>1033895
>$1600 in 4 months

>>well more like 3 but i only work about 15 hours a week at 9.50/hr :(

>>1033900
We all got to start somewhere breh.

>>1033860
>Do you Americans have money fountains?
yes, it's called the fed

>>1033860
Getting a job these days is easier said than done. We also have a lot of baby boomers entering retirement.

>inb4 /pol/ starts shitposting

>>1033860
>voluntarily unemployed
Turn off Fox and wake up please.

>>1033856
Bumping

>>1033856
My Apologies I meant "is it a meme" not "it's it a meme"

>>1033856
It's a meme for getting a job. Decent for networking.

>Apply to 20 jobs through LinkedIn = 2 responses.

>Put my resume up on Monster, Careerbuilder, and Dice without applying anywhere: 10 phone calls per day from recruiters for 2 weeks.

>>1033812
>I live in the hood
so you're black?

>>1033827
i said california, not alabama. im mexican

>investing in the hood

Not where im going to put my dollars to work