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>>1067992
I wouldn't pay more than $20 for a course by an unproven nobody. And that's being generous.

However if you pitch it right you could easily dupe people for $100 per. Or more. If you knew about basic economics you'd know how to figure out the right price point. Hint: you already know one key bit of info.

>>1067992
Also cfa 2. Not expecting to meet here, analysts forum more.

>>1067992
>>1067997
Me

be better setting up a level 1 study group. If you can build a program, even informally, there has to be a small-on-yhe-side business thrre. Weekend mornings at a librsry.

>>1067957
the fuck...

Are you in the US, OP? Because that's illegal here.

And yes, it goes without saying that you are a pussy bitch for paying for your boss' lunch.

>>1067957
Wow man, thats the /biz/ equivalent of being cucked. I suppose if your earning more fiscally from your last job it would be fine but Id just watch who your girlfriend is texting from now on.

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Your post disgusts me, OP. YOU fucking disgust me.

What should society do with people like OP, fampai?

>>1067948

If someone inherited 1 million dollars and is worth 10 million today, take them seriously.

If someone inherited $0 and is worth $ 1 million, take them seriously.

If someone inherited $10 million and is worth $10.1 (or 9) million, write them off as a fool.

if you're smart, it's pretty easy to tell who is smart.

Listen to what people say, not how they say it, or who it comes from.

If a homeless guy is saying things that you as a smart person, know to be true, then listen to them- they might say some stuff you don't know.

Now, 100% of homeless people aren't smart, so that's a bad example, but you get it.

Typically, poor people tend to be poor for a reason, so it's safe to write off their opinions as worthless

>>1067956
Only if said poor person is older than 30 and poor.

Everyone needs a good bullshit detector. It's as simple as that. Bullshit can come in any form from anybody, and I don't think there are any good "rules" about who not to trust and who to trust by default -- in fact, the only rule might be to trust nobody until they earn it.

>>1067424
Research what areas they do not serve and tell them you are moving to there, no termination fee since it's "their fault" they don't service those areas.

>>1067424
Did you write down the who told you that, and at what time? Usually if that's the case you can just talk to their supervisor.

boards.4chan.org/adv/

>spy
You have to know languages and be ethnically arabic, or else be particularly inconspicuous. It helps if you know mathematics, particularly those related to cryptography.
>special agent
The agency should have contacted you while you were in college.
If that didn't happen, try sending a resume to the agency.
If the agency doesn't call you back, become a policeman, then become a detective, then send a resume again.

I fail to see how this thread is /biz/ related.

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>>1065616

>generic

You called it. It's not "bad", but it certainly wouldn't make me look twice.

Generic as fuck. Add more personality to it by telling a story that still gets your skills across.

First paragraph is redundant and adds no relevant information to your letter.

>>1066418
Pays £20 an hour if anyone's intrested

Real estate isn't a very professional world. Its full of commissions and sales targets and stuff so essentially personable people get promoted rather than people with a broad view of the industry.

If its a small firm you might be interviewed by the owner but either way don't expect them to know too much about pictures.

They will however expect competence when it comes to the actual work.

>>1066428
Yeah it said I need to be PASSIONATE about photography

>>1065860
It can be. The USPS is odd in that is required to pay for employees pensions up front, which combined with terrible terrible mismanagement has put them near bankruptcy. If you would enjoy a government job with tons of bureaucracy, slow and inconsistent promotions and working with and for inept people, sure. My dad worked there for over 40 years.

>>1065860
Also worth noting that you would have to kill several people and burn the sorting facility down before they would think about firing you.

>>1065860
>>1065860
My dad is a postal employee and is near retirement. I believe he is making 60k but is still just a carrier. There are other things you can do to move up in individual offices. He worked around seven to three most days when I was a kid. Christmas and other holidays these days will pound you in the ass. Your boss and the USPS will likely be cunts about all kinds of stupid shit. I recall many a night hearing my dad bitch about work and his coworkers. This may be specific to his office though. I am not sure of his benefits but I know he never saved very well. I assume there is a 401k. I know the health benefits are pretty sweet. I am still on their insurance until I'm 26, but usually my copay is 18 dollars for general office visits. I had collarbone surgery and it amounted to around 3-4k for everything. If you can get a walking route you can probably get in pretty damn good shape too. Let me know if I can answer anything else

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The entire marketing is utterly depraved gambling from top to bottom. An individual investor cannot beat the market except by the grace of God (i.e. pure luck).

The only reason banks "win" is by frontrunning, insider trading, committing fraud, and the stabilizing influence of the sheer volume of transactions they are involved in. None of these things can be recreated by you.

Day trade at your own risk, you will be on the streets faster than you can say "buy the dip"

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>>1058899
fucking zozzled at last sentence

>>1058899
>>1058875

Yeah okay, just remember that there are many out there that choose their own portfolio of diversified undervalued/growth stocks that pay out healthy dividends and these traders outperform many index funds in 5-yr and 10-yr performance.

There are day traders that make millions, aren't a part of the banking industry, and they don't have any insider knowledge.


Just because you are mad that you aren't a part of the 5% of successful day traders doesn't mean that it isn't true.

If the entire market was utterly depraved gambling, then that would mean the markets would be completely inefficient; however, if the banks only "win" for the reasons you listed, then the markets would be completely efficient and the individual investor would have no room to capitalize by finding market inefficiencies. But if what they were investing was just a complete gamble, then that would just create a ton of inefficiency in the market. Efficient Market Theory is just a theory in a field of soft science. The truth of the matter is that humans are all irrational in some capacity, even the people who work at the banks who, "rig the markets". So to say that the individual can't compete is dumb.

How in the fuck do you have index funds outperform the markets if they were rigged? Do you think the analysts at Vanguard just rig the market? No, they pick stocks on quantifiable data that shows a considerable chance at certain stocks outperforming the market.

>>1067904
Hire some kids @ $10/hr.

>>1067904
>What do I do? If I subcontract out to someone that charges more, I have to pay the difference?
Yes, exactly.

>>1067611
Two words: suck alotta dicks

>>1067635

This is the only business idea I know of that works.

a service where you pay $10/month and i send you a small amount of my pubic hair monthly

>>1067409
go back to /pol/ Your thread is not business related. It is shit.

>>1067573
Are you retarded? The effects of them overpumping oil has massive effects on the industry.

MODS DELETE THIS SHIT

why do you need masters?

EE with a focus on like energy distribution is probably a safer bet in general, but if you've got a big manufacturing industry in your country mechanical might be better.

Both are decent professions though.
There's also a lot more overlap than you'd expect, so I wouldn't be too worried about getting it right.

>>1067070
Gewoon werktuigbouwkunde jong

>>1067700
>How do you tell your boss you can't come cause you have to do an exam or whatever?

You tell him you have an exam. They will understand, they know that people have other responsibilities, it's not like you're going home early to play LoL, you have an exam.

>>1067700
My friend takes as many classes online as he can. The rest he takes in the evening. He also pays me to take a bunch of his classes and do projects / papers for him because he is pressed for time.

>>1067700
>>1067718
This. If your boss isn't happy that you're furthering your education, and isn't willing to help accommodate your needs, you should probably be looking for a new job.

Honestly, your employer should be paying for your Master's. Personally, I pay for my own because I'm a contract employee, and my hourly pay makes up for not having any benefits. If you're a regular employee but don't get education assistance, your employer sucks.

>>1066579
holy shit that turds down 30% , any more gold for us?

>>1066579
Sell me this pen, OP

then I'll consider buying