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>>1081611
The stuff from the toilet?

you mean the stuff I shit into 2-3 times a day?

>>1081616
>>1081628

That "stuff" you take for granted costs shit tons of money to purify and filter.

>>1081596
Global Japanese may grow because of growth abroad but the Japanese economy itself will struggle so long as the population is falling.

>>1081596
Pros: Stronk focus on technology. Efficiency. Good education.

Cons: Very little in the way of energy resources. Huuuuge Sovereign debt:GDP (although internally held). Lack of Pop. growth. Aging population.

>>1081596
Japan has already experienced what the west is about to experience in terms of enacted economic policies and its after effects. The key difference however is that due to extremely low illegal or even legal immigration, Japan's supposed "decline" will be much slower than the West's because they already have self sufficient industries. The west is going under the assumption more illegal immigrants = cheap labor and faster economic growth. What they fail to realise is that these immigrants will mostly be funded by welfare and cheap credit which will just continue to increase government budget deficits.

Kek. We're are so fucked.

If you buy lottery tickets then you'll need to work for the rest of your life.
If you sell lottery tickets you've got a chance.

You get up 2.5 million dollars any asshole in the world knows what to do. You get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shit box, you put the rest into the system and 3-5% to pay your taxes and that is your base.You get me? That is your Fortress of Fucking Solitude. That puts you for the rest of your life at a level of Fuck You. Someone wants you to do something Fuck You, boss pisses you off Fuck You. Own your house, have a couple bucks in the bank, don't drink. That is all I have to say to anybody at the social level.

A wise men's life is based around Fuck You. The United States of America is based on Fuck You. You're king, you have an army, the greatest Navy in the history of the world. FUCK YOU BLOW ME. Fuck it up ourselves. Which we have done beautiful fuck you position lost forever.

>>1081586
>resorting to quotes from a shitty mark wahlberg flick
Are you intellectually handicapped, a fedoratipper or merely an edgy kid who just watched "The Gambler" and now thinks he´s got life all figured out?

Papertrade with your starting amount on something like investopedia. Once you get used to losing all your imaginary money, you can move on to real money.

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>>1081562
>Once you get used to losing all your imaginary money, you can move on to real money

kek

>>1081576
>All the jealous fatties and bitter manlets

>>1081552
yes. especially if they have nothing to do with your carreer.

>>1081560
ignore this baby boomer faggot

if the coursera course is related to the job you are applying for then you SHOULD mention it.

If not, then just leave it out as employers won't care that you did a MBA from coursera if you're applying for a Mcdonalds job

>>1081552

Of course, if it's relevant.

Buy lawn mowing equipment and cut grass for $60 hourly

>>1081549
Normal etfs when the current trend hits rock bottom. Then just wait long enough.

Buy ethereum

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Life is pointless if you're not a cute white girl

>the majority of people on 4chan are newfags who don't remember Julie "a fucking pokemon" fischer

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>>1081531
>Clients are CEO's
>60k per year

>>1081530
your failure does not mean the field is a "meme"

>>1081536

Yes, it sort of does.

Economics in general is woo-woo that doesn't reflect reality at all. Even worse, it's one of the few fields in the humanities, along with political science, that people for some odd reason take dead serious, despite that it shouldn't be taken serious at all

>>1081543
*tips fedora*

And you know this from your extensive experience as a NEET?

>>1081496
I remember that thread, and I'm glad you're putting it out there. Is your game a Metroidvania, or a straight up level-based platformer?

Hey I'm a nigger but what did you use to code this? If I wanted to learn how to code something like this what or where would I start?

Thanks

>>1081533
flashdevelop might be good or code.org there are a lot of resources out there, if you're not going to community college to learn it might take longer, but if you are persistent you will find yourself on reddit and /g/ discussing it the the programming community over the internet and things

the primary reasons france conquered Algeria the first time were

1. raw materials (this was by far the biggest one)
2. countering other empires to maintain the balance of power (imperialism was seen as a kind of arms race, especially due to its zero sum nature, if france didn't take algeria one of its rivals would)
3. nationalism (those poor savages would be so much better off in our enlightened empire, was mostly bullshit and very little was done to actually improve algeria but that was the justification)

none of those are really relevant today, algerian nationalism is far, FAR, stronger than it was in the 19th century, and the international community would not take such an act of agression lightly, so France really has nothing to gain by attempting to conquer Algeria.

It wouldn't make any sense.

Colonialism, on it's face, was about national pride and conquering the world, sure. But at it's heart, it was really about forcible globalization, getting access to much-needed geographical resources that weren't being utilized at all and putting them on the world market.

Consider China in the run up to the Opium Wars. They had a policy where they were willing to export things like tea and silk that the West wanted, but only in exchange for silver. Imports of any kind were not allowed. Sounds great for the Chinese, right? Except the inflow of silver into a closed economy outputting a static amount of goods each year just led to price increases. If the Chinese had traded their tea and silk for extra grain or industrial resources or something of tangible value produced in the West, they could have fed more of their people and switched over more of their farms to tea and silk production, benefiting everyone because Europeans would have a new market for special goods and wouldn't have to worry about going bankrupt from their tea and silk addiction. But they were stuck with an unenlightened mentality, and the Europeans had to blow the doors open by smuggling in opium to get their silver back.

Nowadays, countries tend to understand this. If there's a bauxite deposit in the Central African Republic that a Western company wants to mine, they can fly there, cut a deal, and nobody will stand in their way. Back in the olden days, they would have had to trek through Africa and then been attacked by tribal spearmen who thought they were evil spirits

Yes, say that Poorland got a lot of crystalline water and Richstein needs it. By Richstein I mean, of course, the rich that run the whole country.
First, they just go there, set shop, trade their dragon dildos for water, turn the water into ULTRA water, and sell it to the whole fucking world at 100000% the cost. That is the cheaper and most profitable way to achieve dominance.
Now, suppose that Poorland got some folks with money, and they decide that they want to make their own ULTRA water. The jews in Richstein get a bit scared of the competition, and try to drive Poorland entrepreneurs out of the market by underpricing stuff, making the wages too high, etc. That is more costly, but it still won't cost that much, and they are still profitable during the whole operation.
Still, some fucking self-made men from Poorland will thrive, and that is when the good people of Richstein get scared. At this point, the operation will no longer be profitable short term, because they will have to buy judges, senators, etc... to keep their advantages. They are betting that after they make sure that their monopoly is intact, the profits will justify the extra investment.
But some times, for a lot of random reasons, they won't be able to achieve the political power necessary to keep control. And after investing all that money, the next logical step is to invest a little more to convince the peasants in Richstein about how evil Poorland is and how they must take arms to fight for freedom, god or whatever. And that, my friend, is when it is logical for rich nations to invade shitholes.

>>1081426
holy fuck that was the best thread.

Too bad you didn't include my post in it

>>1081426
I loved that thread. I tried being reddit and someone told me to dip my transmission in koolaid to make my car use less gas lol

Dogecoin

>>1081371
An education.

>>1081371
a fully functional brain

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Yo cool thread but I gotta hijack it real quick:

how hard is it to get a mortgage?

It will be a little harder to pull off because Valentines day is on a weekend this year, but maybe you can remember it for next year and decide to get off your sorry ass and make cold hard cash next year. This year, you're going into action on Friday the 12th. That's right, Friday the fucking 12th of the current fucking year, put it on your calender.

Start by ordering these beautiful cash machines. Normally I would sell them to you myself with a modest markup, but I'm riding my yacht to the moon and shipping is fucking expensive from space.

http://www.costco.com/Single-Wrapped-Roses-for-Resale--100-Stems.product.100191807.html

Bam. 100 fucking roses. Wrapped. Resale ready.

You're going to take these fuckers to school with you and make sure every prepubescent shit knows you're selling these bitches by the end of 1st period. Find the most popular slut you know, give her three of them for free as advertizing. Give them to the football team for free, or $2 or whatever. They sell themselves, every bitch in the school wants one and all the boys know it. Once you create the demand, the work is done.

You'll walk away with $350 in profit by the end of the day, just make sure Jamal doesn't jump you in the parking lot.

I believe in you fucking faggots, now go get ready to make fucking money.

OP is a fucking genius.

Thanks OP!

halp