Can someone give me a step-by-step on how to buy Bitcoin and then use it to get Ethereum?
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1) stick your cock up your ass
2) piss as much as you can while continuously drinking fluids
3) ???
4) you are now mining ethereums
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1. Coinbase, link a credit card for instant buy
2. Kraken or Polyniex, transfer the bitcoins to one of those exchange wallets and then put an order in to sell your bitcoin for (assuming) $USD. Then make an order to buy ETH/USD.
If thats not clear enough for you then I don't know what else I can do for ya, friend. Good luck though.
Also get a private wallet for your ether eventually.
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>>1086418
poloniex*
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>drive at night without headlights to save money on electricity
>make friends with someone with a Netflix account. Steal their credit card and max it out
>pee in the sink to save money on toilet water
>dip used bubblegum in coolaid to make more bubblegum
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scrooge did nothing wrong
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>Stop eating completely to save on food costs
>stop bathing to reduce water bill
>live in abandoned crack den to save on rent
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>>1086044
top kek
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Where do I hire beautiful girls to advertise my products?
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>>1096549
Go to a truck stop and find a prostitute. You might have to patrol a while to find one that isn't a straight slag, but truck stop prostitutes will probably take the lowest amount of pay.
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>>1096549
If you are asking here you prolly can't afford it.
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>>1096549
Local colleges. Print out 50 flyers and post them all over the place with your email & #.
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jesus christ i hate money
>ok so first of all i had one cent in my bank account at the beginning of the month right?
then on the 12th i called up my dental insurance company and told them i needed to cancel my subscription of 27.99 a month
>so they say oh okay well give you a refund for this month,im like wait,i still have to pay for this month even though its not the day you take out?
so then yesterday i deposited $5.00 to have money to pay for a shipping label for an item i sold for $6.92 on ebay
>but it turns out the shipping label cost $5.75 cents,so i go to check out with paypal and before it even ASKS me if i want to make a split transaction(like i was planning on) it just takes it all straight out of my bank account
so today i went down there with a gold dollar and deposited that to "trick" the bank into thinking my balance was $6.01 instead of $5.01 since it didnt update until 8.am
so you know the transaction from paypal could go through without causing me an overdraft fee right?
but it turns out i had forgotten about the humana bullshit and my account balance was $-21.98
>so i went to my grandpa borrowed $30 deposited $27.74 to cover both the negative balance and the upcoming cost of the paypal transaction
and now hopefully instead of getting rammed up the ass with two $25 overdraft fees i only get rammed up the ass with one
and since humana is refunding me $27.99 ill just pay it back with that and still come out $2.99 ahead
>also i hit the right side of my head on the car doorway getting into it
>im starting to think that the banks that offer free checking accounts count on you getting at least 2 overdraft fees a year so they can make some money off your stupid ass
in the almost 4 years ive been banking with them ive only had to pay one overdraft fee of $25
>and i intend to keep it under $50 in fees every five years
>(and trust me i know people like me are hated by the banks)
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How do I moneys managements?
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My work used to bank with SunTrust. We're a government entity, but for some reason we've got to set up our own fucking bank account. SunTrust swore up and down that as a public entity we wouldn't have to pay any fees on the account, but sure enough, we ended up with a $15 fee every month. I told my boss we were going to get an overdraft if this keeps up and if she didn't deposit some more funds into the account. She ignores me, we get an overdraft, and then we switch banks.
Prior to this, I had to make a $20,000 deposit. You have to answer a few questions for the feds when you make deposits or withdrawals over $10,000, but I stood there for 30 minutes while this bitch struggled to fill out the questionnaire on her computer screen. For some fucking reason, the dumb cunt couldn't wrap her head around what I did or who I worked for.
A few months later, and after my job had quit banking with them, I went there to cash in a savings bond that had matured. The teller had no fucking clue how to do this and I stood in line there for another 30 minutes while she and a manager who also had no clue how to do this struggled to complete this $216 transaction.
Fuck SunTrust.
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>>1096512
Why the fuck do you keep alternating between regular text and green text? Why do you think anyone on this board cares about your stupid blog post about what a fucking retard you are? Do you have brain damage?
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What will these tax plans do to the US Markets?
Historically, does lower taxes put more money into everyone's pocket and lead to more spending?
Does higher taxes lead to less spending?
Will this correlate to stock market trends?
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>>1096450
Higher taxes = government/ bureaucratic waste
Lower taxes= I get freedom of choice, entrepreneurism goes up/consumers get more value for money and variety
I prefer lower taxes, mainly because less of my money goes towards gender studies degrees and other useless shit.
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>>1096455
Trump wins=stocks shit itself.
Imagine if 11 million people that got paid dirt, yet made up essential parts of the countries largest businesses left. Businesses would have to shut down temporarily until they found cheap labour elsewhere. However, bernies $15 shenanigans will also make the markets shit themselves.
The best person for big business is shillary, not only is she bought off by all the investment banks, but, she has a history of blatantly lying and getting away with it, which will come in handy when she has to explain why big business gets special treatment
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>>1096458
I'm not seeing the correlation between trumps low taxes and stocks shitting themselves and businesses temporarily shutting down.
Can you explain a little bit deeper.
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Are there any programs out there that will automatically buy stocks for me that meet certain requirements? I've been thinking of something that I can program to follow stock screens for me with a given amount of money.
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>>1096066
Yes
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Amatuer algorithmic trading.
Good luck getting cucked.
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>>1096096
th-thanks
any recommended programs?
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how do you get mega bazillions rich 2016-02-15 23:04:11 Post No.1095599
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hi biz, im in a very theoretical electrical engineering phd program
when i graduate i am essentially guaranteed a well-paying job, making the big bucks
well, really the medium bucks.
you can do well as an ee, but not well enough to propel you out of the middle class.
over the last year and a half ive managed to save like 3000 dollars worth of the life support they give me.
how do i use this to start a side project & get rich
what are the big ideas
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There are 5 ways to get rich, in no particular order:
1. Develop real estate
2. Start a business and take it to the IPO/franchise stage
3. Leverage your money in the stock market
4. Crate something that gets popular (invention, artistic, whatever)
5. Become a celebrity
Every rich person I can think of (that didn't inherit it) did one or more of these
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>>1095604
4. Create something*
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>>1095604
Celebrity would be the worst. Not likely to get mega rich unless you pull a Dr Dre and it's probably the hardest to become.
My brothers an actor and I'll never understand why, dudes always having to borrow money from me.
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How do i get all the money to live the rest of my life confortable without becoming a consumist and a luxury addict
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It's the other way round, first you got to be rich, pretend to care about consumer shit stuff, make your network, sell the crap an then only live confy
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>>1093550
Limit your spending to a percentage of earnings and then put in the work.
So pretend you spend 50% of your income.
When you're young you might spend 20K after taxes per year.
As your income grows, you can increase your lifestyle because you have more money to spend.
Also, you will be disciplined enough to set a good portion of money aside.
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>>1093550
google , "early retirement extreme"
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ETH SPECULATION GENERAL 2016-02-14 01:53:14 Post No.1093068
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Buy the dip edition
$5.10 and -6.33 % at time of posting this
How low can we go?
When are you going to start buying the dip?
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>>1093068
>implying people can predict the dips of a shitcoin
topcucks
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The bottom is already in the dip was at 0.011
The time to buy was at local maximum despair about 5 hours ago.
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>>1093084
since i posted this thread and you posted your response the price is now listed at $ 4.89
How much % should you have with held so you don't have to pay during tax season? I been working shit loads of over time this year and as a young single male (21) i feel the fuds want to rape me good. Expected to make ~50k this year is there anyway i can jew taxes?
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Bunp
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>>1096496
Google "irs witholding calculator" then use it (put the info from a paystub in it)
Itll tell you what to adjust if anything. Do this twice a year to make sure youre on track
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>>1096599
Wtf it says 20% i might just mot deduct anything and not file this year i dont havr to file for ~5 years without getting audited right?
so /biz/ im about to start my degree in business, how long until i should expect to be rolling in the cash?
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>>1096436
Immediately. You can roll in coins. Studying business will not make you into a biznizman.
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>>1096440
pls biz, how do i become the suite wearing, nice car driving biznizman??
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/biz/ what should i invest my money on the long term? huge profits/sure profits? risks?
what i looked up so far:
>FCX (i'm not sure about its potential, maybe someone would give me more info)
>AGHI
>NFLX (netflix seems like a sure deal right? i dont think it will fall anymore from this point, so what do you think?)
>UWTI (been in the shitter for more than a year now, stocks are very cheap, will it ever come back? this is the one i would really like to get my money in because it promises great gains)
>SUNE (again, i dont know much, maybe someone would give so more info)
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>long term investment
>leveraged ETF
wew laddie
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what does leveraged ETF mean?
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>>1095467
>being retarded
Why did you start this thread you fucking moron?
You mirrin frugal ness
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>>1095151
4k+ a month is not frugal
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You spent in 7 days what I make in 2 weeks. So no.
I'll bet "uncategorized" refers to video games and weed.
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>>1095151
Nope.
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HSBC employee for 2 years 2016-02-15 05:52:42 Post No.1094682
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Ask somebody who has been working in retail banking at HSBC for 2 years anything
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Tell me about your Bar Mitzvah
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>>1094682
What university did you go to? What do you do mainly?
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Hey guys im from Quebec Canada and just opened a TFSA or better known as a tax free savings account.
I had the option for 1% interest annually or comverting it into a mutual fund. I went with the mutual fund option and took a conservative one thats 70% bonds 30% stocks and should perform 1.1% - 4.5% annually if I stick to it for 3 - 5 years.
>was the mutual fund a good idea
>is it too conservative?
All information is welcome, thanks.
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>is it too conservative?
in my opinion, yes. at that rate you're probably losing value to inflation. you can invest in stocks through your TfSA and you won't be taxed on the gains
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>>1093880
If i dont plan on trading stocks on my own arent i hust better off with the mutual fund?
I can always adjust the aggressiveness
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