Archived threads in /biz/ - Business & Finance - 7408. page

>>1139433
I'm being 100% serious, I have a mobile game I'm creating and am looking for investors. We're already really far along and this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. If you would like to get in while you can, email me at [email protected]

Tell me a bit about it please. How far are you? Is there a company registered already? Where are you located at? And the biggest question: Why should I invest?

>>1139441
In very early alpha right now, we were trying to have it released April 4th but work is going slowly because of the small budget. There is $2,900 left needed to finish development without marketing and other costs. The programmers are based in the Philippines while I live in California. It's an incredibly charming, original game that is bound to be successful. You will definitely get nice return. As for the company being "registered", not sure what you mean. We haven't registered our trademarks yet, but we will be a legitimate company.

Hold aapl until the march 21st, then short it. Also warren buffet personally swooped in and told me to buy as much ethereum as possible.

>>1139354
why march 21st? aapl cant be the only successful stock right now..

>>1139342
AMDA, it's picking up.

File: deth.jpg (89KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 500x500px

Don't do it man!

Once you buy it, you're on the hook. Your life turns into a joke. Your wife leaves you. Your dog leaves you. You move into your mom's basement and never come out again.

FOR GOD SAKE MAN.

You missed the train.

Fuck knows how much it's going to rise now.

Should've bought at the very early stages desu senpai.

>>1139314
Yea ikr but its just like a fucking new bitcoin. The sky is the limit.

Probably no dip for a while

It is over 14$ right now, OP.

For a good dip, you have to have bad news for it to be successful, otherwise it will just rebounce.

Major bug?
Dev leaving the team?
Vitalik injured?

We need bad news for there to be a proper dip.

>>1138968
limp back in at $20

>>1138892
What did he do wrong?

>>1138893
he is trying to stop a deflation that doesnt exist (yet) and increase growth by pumping as much money as he can into a market that has no interest in taking loans.

>>1138892
Helicopter money when?

Just literally splash cash on the poor and middle class and let it trickle up.

No return policy for starters, kek.

Also double check on the quality. Girls will abuse the fuck out of them, and if they leak materials because of poor construction get your ass ready for lawsuits.

What kind of margins are on your particular sex toys? Not trying to steal your idea, just genuinely curious so I know what kind of advice to give you.

>>1138593
I'll throw in an idea because I want to see this as well.

Girls in the porn I watch constantly struggle to find a good mounted dildo to ride. I've seen the big 8inch realistic ones with a suction cup, but they are awful. If you are Chinese, and can speak to the manufacturers, you have to figure out a solid metal mount that girls can screw the dildo on top of.

>if I pull it, I have to pay taxes on it as income.
I don't think you know how taxes work.

>>1138311

Interesting it looks like your mutual fund tanked right around the time ETH exploded. Coincidence?

>.7 expense ratio
Also you write it as loss

>>1138256


do you know what a stoploss is?

>>1138257
but how do i know at what point it's going down to the depths of hell instead of just normal market fluctuations? is there a rule of thumb for stoplosses?

pity self bump

For those that dont know, i work at UPS and these people bring iphones with legit apple repair ids with bogus names/addresses. this happens everyday.

Why even fucking work.

You've posted this multiple times. The answers are the same, as always.

>>1138232
you made this thread before and got your answer

>25
>$0
>Whoreing myself out to old men and making websites on the side

File: 1386303604709.jpg (18KB, 248x262px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 248x262px

>>1138153
My father a Jew so I know I won't be getting any kind of an inheritance. I'm also self-made though, so I'll be alright anyway.

File: 1385835212414.jpg (57KB, 555x560px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 555x560px

>>1138216
*married a jew. Why the hell did it leave the word out? I know I typed it.

>>1138006
Setup a TD ameritrade account and buy whatever listed securities and ETFs you want

But only after you but a lot of ETH

>>1138006
Who is that semen demon?

>>1138019
Do you live under a rock?

File: 1448754976084.jpg (411KB, 540x2418px) Image search: [Google]

411KB, 540x2418px

>>1137775

File: 1457387030143.jpg (627KB, 1021x1203px) Image search: [Google]

627KB, 1021x1203px

>>1137776

invest in kneepads

File: 1349521581715.jpg (65KB, 566x480px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 566x480px

I've actually never had an opportunity to use this pic.

>>1137768
fukin saved

I hope you guys bought at .06 like i told you to

>>1137610
How can you buy at 0.06 if its delisted ?
You cant buy new stock or can you

>>1137619
Its on OTC markets now

By knowing that Ethereum is going up

>>1137599
Already have ETH, and it's a good buy with lots of interest from investors, companies and institution. It has somemomentum and has only begun. It looks like a sound investment and a very liquid asset.

But I would like to diversify.

>>1137595
Moving averages tend to work best with well known blue chip companies. Otherwise they tend to give false signals 50-60% of the time.

You get a "feel" for the markets through experience. That can take months or years.