Guys I won't do it. I'm from the UK and I'm going to be taking over my parents company, the pay 50% of their profits to the government, is there any way to pay very small amounts? I always hear stories of how huge corporations pay tiny tax bills, iwannahavetinytaxbillstoo.avi found this comment on Black Hat Forums, is it bullshit or would it work? Also general offshoring thread.
(Post on black hat formus that I found continued).
>>1145433
Waste of time doing all that shit.
Get a good accountant and you'll end up paying hardly any tax anyway. And it's legal!
>>1145435
Are you from the UK chum?
I've heard all over that finance will be getting more technical etc...
Is it really worth it to spend time learning programming when the opportunity cost ( ;-) ) of learning programming would be less time spent on learning finance?
Can't we just outsource the programming?
>opportunity cost ( ;-) )
explain this
do you not believe in the concept of an opportunity cost or what?
>>1145051
>Can't we just outsource the programming?
You can, but you get exactly what you pay for.
fine i'll admit it
i've taken an economics course or 4 ;--)
#cheeky
What kind of jobs out there require consistent travel?
No idea if it's for me or not, but I'm curious who the people are racking up millions of frequent flier miles and living in airports and hotels. There seems to be a lot of them, just no idea what they do.
>>1144960
footballers
drug mules
>>1144960
> no idea if it's for me or not.
It's not. Traveling constantly sucks.
I can't think of any redeeming feature. You don't even get to enjoy the places you go to because you are just there to work and then leave.
>>1144960
>Management Consulting.
I used to travel M-Th every week. Enjoyed the travel perks, but shit money desu senpai. Would only go back if I could come in as a partener.
Hi /biz/
Probably not the best board to introduce this due to the recent decrease in intelligence on this forum, but nevertheless, I'm looking for someone or multiple people who would be able to assist me, whatever that might entail, in suing either a commission or corporation (website). Essentially, I'm looking for those of you who are either studying law, work in law, or have a definite passion for law.
I'm 'investigating' a company that according to my best judgement, analysis, (and proofs), is doing so many things wrong legally, on so many levels. Not particularly looking for lawyers right now, more for someone familiar in the field (especially terms & conditions, promotion terms and privacy statements), who would be able if the 'case' I am working on could have an impact.
Feel free to leave your e-mail or anything relevant, I won't share sensitive information publicly on 4chan.
Thanks
>>1144835
>says it's not the best board to post it here
>insults us openly
>asks for professional favours without compensation
>posts absolutely nothing of interest
>asks for personal information
yeah, no. get fucked
>>1144842
>insults us
Why so defensive? Are you one of the idiots?
>>1144835
____****KEK****____
Someone please help me, I am terribly addicted to gambling, I currently am sitting on a $65000 bankroll, and I lost $5000 just today.
I am scared that I will lose all of my money and be left with nothing before it is too late.
I appreciate everyone help, and I know the casinos were built on dumb people like me.
>>1144779
Put most of the money into something its hard to get out of. E.g. funds locked in for 1,2,5 years.
>>1144779
Buy ETH. It's the same rush but you'll actually make money.
>>1144779
what are you playing? if its poker, just study and practice more before playing again
if its a house game, then you're just a dumb cuck that deserves to lose all your money
Warren Buffet insists that any diligent investor can beat the market. The Efficient Market Hypothesis says otherwise. Which is it, /biz/? Can any diligent investor beat the market, or are index funds the way to go?
>t. novice investor unsure which investment strategy to pursue
>any diligent investor
>diligent investor
>diligent
>Efficient Market
>Market average
>average
There is no contradiction here. The standard for diligence is merely higher than most believe it to be.
>>1144728
>Warren Buffet insists that any diligent investor can beat the market.
Warren Buffet is a diligent investor that beats the market. That statement is true.
Depends if you think you're smarter than like 90% of mutual fund managers, almost all daytraders and commodity traders, etc. Well are you anon?
Also if you want to actually put some much work in, to at best slimly beat the market, and more likely not beat it or perhaps match it some years.
Easy question
>>1144599
Everything depends how high ETH goes.
>>1144604
SHAT THA FACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>1144599
-15k $
Currently have a small beef farming operation, currently have 12 cows on aprox 40 acres of ground....I profit from this by selling the calves from the cows after they reach an approximate weight, the problem is with so few cows my early profits are very slim, I would like to acquire more cows and pasture land but only have around $5k that im able to currently invest which wont go far at all......curious is there are any farm fags here that can give me some tips on how to grow my Ag business into a full time position.
>>1144240
Looks like you have a clear case for a bank loan.
> Borrow money
> Buy cows with money
> Spend some of your increased profits paying off the loan
> Spend the rest on even more cows, save some for land
I've been interested in doing some farming kind of as a sidejob for extra cash, just in my backyard. I'd turn my whole backyard into raised beds; I don't see why more people could be doing such a thing. Not only for money but for the free food. How much of your backyard is just grass or wasted space?
Look into permaculture op. There might be some things you can pull up on cows and crops - like a relationship. Lot's of people who are into the permaculture thing want to make food forests, a forest but with all edible or fruit bearing plants. A forest eventually takes care of itself without needing any outside input. It interests me.
>>1144472
Bank wants like 8% interest.....I need at least 50k to even make a noticeable difference
I need to make 300$ on the internet quickly to start earning a bit more money. And no, I won't suck dicks on webcam or something like that
>>1144236
>And no, I won't suck dicks on webcam or something like that
you're never gonna make it with that attitude
>>1144236
buy LISK on the current ICO for $300, then sell it for $600 end of March.
suck webcams on dick
>read 2 first chapters of the book
>no new info
>every second word is DESIRE
Is this a book for stupid people or would it be worth to continue reading?
>>1144232
Work hard, believe, look for signs, have a plan, visualize
Successful people do everyday what unsuccessful people do ocassionally
There. Don't have to read that, do these steps n shit
>>1144232
My fourth grade teacher was reading it (1987) and I believe read some of it to us in class. She never stopped being a 4th grade teacher. Answer your question?
yep it's shit. but then again so are carnegie's books (mostly because they are so dated they hold no relevance to 2016 society)
Anyone from eastern europe?
Whats the easier ways to enter usa?
I know the marriage visa and the lottery visa. Whats other ways? Any stories?
Get a good education and you might qualify for a Visa.
Pay Mexican cartels to sneak you into the country. Since you're white no one really cares if you come illegally. If you can say "I'm a US citizen" without sounding like a Mexican you'll fly past all the immigration checkpoints.
can you share your perspective from eastern EU?
why is it so bad that you want to live in the us?
I want to run my own business more than anything but I don't have some special idea. So i'm going to steal something that works and flip it a little. Where do you look for business ideas to steal and modify?
>>1143778
If you can't even think of an idea for a business, what chance have you got running one?
>>1143778
Have you considered internet kiosks? It will be the future!
Honestly, just look at an area you want to have a business, compare other similar areas and see what it missing.
>>1143778
>Where do you look for business ideas to steal and modify?
Your mom
Do relationships prevent you from making it?
Yes being a NEET virgin is the true way to "make it".
>>1143728
They can certainly sap time and motivation. They can also make you more touchy feely.
Some chicks are downright money sponges and I don't feel bad for the guys dating these parasites who'll probably implant his child in her womb the minute he starts earning decent wedge. Theyre idiots and should know not to listen to their dicks on matters of the wallet.
>>1143728
No.
There is a simple rule, your needs/wishes are priority.
If you want to work on your business instead of some netflix and chill with your girlfriend, do it.
Maybe your relationship will end, maybe she will be supportive. Who cares.
Gentlemen, I'm pretty sure we are the new financial elite.
Joyful times ahead.
eth has a long way to go to match coke's 187bil
I'm glad I helped a bunch of NEETs have some hope in life
:*)
What constitutes a whale? 10k ETH?
>Tfw only 312 ETH
I predict Trump will not become president of the United States.
Reasons: I am talking objectively as someone only interested in making money here. Even if Trump wins the Republican primaries, his views are unpopular for a variety of reasons and will bring out liberals in droves while deterring moderates.
>>1142839
You are wrong, all polls and current votes show trump leading nationally and is especially liked by independents and moderate dema in a matchup vs Shillary. He has increased voter turnout amongst indpts and republicans tremendously while Shillary has seen some of the lowest dem turnouts in history, which is telling considering shes running against a dinosaur aged baldling jewish communist.
To make this biz related i would say that the current betting sites have her at such favorable odds that the risk is not worth a bet, neither is Trump for that matter. Had you bet a few months ago however, Trump would definitly have been a good risk/reward bet.
Pic related
>>1142875
Whoops I actually meant to post this image, though the other is also very ingn statistically.
Definitely wrong.
I'm about as anti-Trump as they get, but he's already won and anyone saying otherwise is just delusional.
Contrary to what you may believe he is exactly what the majority of people want; a loud mouthed retard just like 75% of Americans, but he's "rich and powerful" so this somehow validates them. He's an entertainer first and politician last, and sheep love to follow anyone with charisma.
There will certainly be record turn out FOR Trump, but you can't count on any against him.
Hilary just can't incite a huge turnout like Obama did, because she's poisoned by so many scandals.
but anyway >>>/pol/