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>>1336119
delete your thread and try again

something something kneepads

>The closeup is so much hotter than the full picture.

Buy a shell company to skip it.

>>1336557
Don't know what that means but I'll look into it. Thanks anon

>>1336111
This made my brain hurt.

Can you take the shitposting back to /pol/

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>>1336018
Google forex and don't go to the airport you silly nigger. This ain't the 80's.

Smart or retarded? If we knew 100% sure, we'd all be buying or shorting for infinite profit. The old adage applies, buy low sell high, not to be confused with /biz/'s more common buy high sell low.

>>1336322
I've never done online things or investing manually myself. I feel strange with pouring my real money into internet code.

So this is just currency trade?
http://www.questrade.com/
Is this good for 'stock investments'?

>>1336322
>>1336339
http://www.questrade.com/
^ This website doesn't allow US residents though, so never mind.

>>1335915
wait until you have a couple thousand

>>1335942
why?

>>1335954
Stocks work by % change, and any profits / investment work in a compounding interest basis.

It's exponential returns (assumming you profit every day) so low values will seem like a plateu

not if you live in china

>>1335918

I live in the UK

>>1335908

yep, stop working at gas station

>>1335877
Web Design, freelance Java or Drupal, or C+ sometimes large corps will let you code from home, you could a data archiving business started, people send you large amounts of photos, videos, documents and shit and you catalog and classify them and give them a order and then send them back with PayPal payment.

>>1335886
explain this data archiving business more?

>>1335877
Make a dynamic layout website. It's a forum+imageboard+blog type of website where people use it for everything, not just discussion. They can use it for music sharing, writing, crowdfunding, secret clubhouses, education, browser games, archiving, etc.

Your moms house

>>1335857
Seals with clubs has a good app for phone

bitcoin but it has a couple freerolls

>>1335857

I just go down to the casino

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>>1335842
>interview monday and wednesday for investment firms, shit starting pay, but good chance to grow with the firms.

I wish you fortune and good health senpai, may your spaghetti be trapped in a vault made of titanium and may you grow your shekels and cryptos wisely.

>>1335850
>shit starting pay
Mine is like $40k with 60-65hr weeks during tax season.

>>1335852
yikes, mine is like 33-40k and I start out doing data entry, phone answering, and marketing, probs less stressful work starting out though than tax shit.

>>1335768

anyone worth a damn doesn't visit this website

>bonds
lol might as well hold cash

>>1335768

I just play vidya and occasionally shitpost

do people still trade stocks like this?

What is a kino

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>>1335895
IDK, definitely looks like a wild ride though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtc58sTsTpE

>>1335925
It's cinéma

>>1335689
50 / 1.5%

Do some math retard.

If it took you 10000 GBP to make 1500 GBP then you would need 333 GBP to make 50 GBP.

I can't get my head around forex, how do you purchase the same currency?

I went long JP Morgan today, and will probably go long the Dow on Tuesday

How do U.S. companies take a hit from this?

>>1335696
US companies with UK offices get hurt by USD/GBP

o-or something I guess I dunno lol

>>1335640
Get your CFA. It's peanuts compared to college, teaches you everything you need to know, and you can leverage it to get a job (at least in NY)

>>1335640
your brokerage house reserves your buying power in case your short put gets exercised you'll have to buy 8000 worth of stock. Make sure your short position is going to be out of the money as you approach expiration or you'll be exercise cucked.

There are arbitrage seeking fuckers who can somehow find all in the money trades about to expire and grab em to exercise I don't how the fuck they do it - it might be the brokerage house itself - so always roll positions at least 1 week out they say on TastyTrade and you should be fine

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>>1335701
So just gonna paraphrase what you said here to make sure I understand it.

If I sold an apple put at 90, my brokerage house would hold onto $8000 in case the share price drops down to 90 because I'd now own those stocks. And when that happens, that means my put was exercised, and I lose those $8000 I put on the line?

Assuming I'm right about what you just said, my issue is that I'm just looking at too expensive stock. Only got $3000 to cunt around with.

I wish tdameritrade would approve me for vertical trades. Looking at shit without defined risk scares the fuck out of me.

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mfw I think of the future

>>1335628
When the second recession starts, there won't be any "too big to fail" this time around. Free market doesn't work when risks are nonexistent for the big players.

>>1335662

i wanna cum a big load in her hair

i put a website blocker on my computer, but that still didn;t work, here I am

Find other outlets for stress relief. You can't go cold turkey on stupid wastes of time, but you need balance and to kick your habit.

>>1335608
What? /biz/ IS srs bsns breh. What are you studying we can help