Sup you cucks,
I figured out how to make money off of these pump n dumps about 6 months ago and am still learning the little things here and there but I want to share with you the basics because once you guys get a hang of it you can pay it forward.
Here's the gist of it:
Pump and dumps usually begin with an insider suddenly buying a ton of a shillcoin and then it flattens out a bit. Take for example lumens $STR.
Then once its been flat for a while, some shill on this board will say "LUMENS IS FUTURE INVEST NOW" but no one will listen to him because he's probably a total cuck. This is good, because he's probably legitimately just shilling for his own profit.
It doesn't hurt to take a look at what he's shilling though. Never decide based on the shill, always based on what you see on the chart. That's what I saw in $NXT about a week ago.
Usually I wait it out. If it's flat after 3 days, 80$ of the time it will suddenly spike.You just need to wait patiently. If volume goes down after a week to anything under 100btc it might be a loser.
Attached is what happened similarly to $XEM.
But try looking at charts this way. For me wins have been 75% to 80%. Of course there will be some losers ($FCT is fucking cursed.)
Have a good day, you cuckold fetish fiends.
>>1344340
What's gonna happen to Siacoin!?!?
>>1344490
$SC is probably a bear. It peaked 3 times, and I only see it shipped on this site exclusively. Too new to see where the resistant value is. I'm not going to touch it.
GEVO?
Anyone know how much you think I could bring someone down on their house listing price since I will be paying in cash?
I'm looking to spend $200K MAXIMUM on a house down in Arizona. I'm looking at Tucson right now and a lot of the nice ones that i like are around $250K.
How much do you think the average person would drop if I brought out my checkbook and said I could right them a check right then and now and have the sale be final?
>>1343987
No one gives a fuck. They get the same check from a bank.
They will drop that much if they really want to sell. I have sellers drop from 100k to 60k
I would fake some tears and fabricate some epic on how you got the 200k, as well as find a house that has been on the market a while.
Most people have a timeframe on selling and will take whatever once they run out of time.
people will get mad though, so brace yourself for rude comebacks when you tell them their home isn't worth what they think
Buy near cotaro, the mall is going to boost property values
What's /biz/'s opinion of based Shkreki?
He is a fucking asshole.
But he is OUR asshole.
Friendless alphabeta
one of the best
What does /biz/ think of AMD?
Some were saying there will be a spike this week I think
buy the dip
>>1342664
I have some shares. I hate it personally - it couldn't break 5.20 - but some anons are convinced it's going past 7 by the end of the year
What do rich people say/do/believe?
>I'm self made
>My parents loaning me money had nothing to do with my success
>You're just poor because you're stupid
the worlds 400 richest people lost 127 billion in Brexit. Even Sorros lost a lot of money in bets, although he made it green with his gold hedge.
When it comes to currency, everything is a volatile bubble and there is no escape from risk if you want to store labor.
>>1342133
/thread
Friday wasn't even bad they said.
>It hasn't even begun
Prepare for the Deutsch Bank collapse and a repeat of the 2008 markets.
how to profit?
Good job posting a pointless graph from Zerohedge.
>>1338392
>comparable chart
>pointless
What the hell just happened?
I was trading and suddenly people start buying bitcoins at very elevated prices. They didn't needed to do that, but they did anyways. Buying at more elevated pricess than the sell prices. What the hell happened?
Daddy i want bitcoin!
>future super asset valued on 7 figures a pop
>why people buy it
err
the buyers won the auction. two auctions happening at the same time
http://www.forbes.com/sites/laurashin/2016/06/29/getting-closer-to-a-bitcoin-etf-winklevoss-trust-chooses-new-exchange/#7747b8be25f8
how will this affect the price of bitcoin?
do you know what an etf is
>>1349559
it might expose more ppl to bitcoin and thus increase demand for bitcoin famalam
>>1349545
Isn't there already a bitcoin mutual fund?
I think it trades OTC and is kind of sketchy but I'm interested in this ETF if it gets regulatory approval.
>that feel when you went to college because you thought you were going to fuck tons of pussy but you didn't and now you have tons of student debt
>>1349199
A-are you me anon?
Plus, I'm now a 1 year pathetic jobless NEET. I hope I finally get hired soon so I can move out...
>>1349222
Are you happy to become a wageslave?
Iktfb
>TFW I got a shitty manual labor job because I thought it would impress women now I'm stuck working physical labor for 8 hours a day and I'm scared to quit
Newfag here
Here's what I don't understand about stocks...
If I have £1000 to lose, I can just invest it in shares. Once I do that I just have to wait for the value to go up. Worst case scenario the value of the shares goes to £0. I can only lose the investment I put in. So, providing I don't mind losing the money, there's really no downside.
Isn't it then smart for me to put a small amount of my earnings each month into stocks and shares? Why do people panic when stock market goes down when, eventually, the market will go back up?
>>1349194
Historically the market has only ever "always gone up" over 20 year timespans.
Some people are not investing for 20+ years in the future, impatient, or scared of paper losses, so sell their index funds (shares of the whole market).
That often happens during bear markets and locks in their losses.
When dealing with individual shares (say, SUNE instead of VTI) companies die all the time, their shares going to 0 or whatever. Those are real losses and one reason it's best to stick with index funds if you have no idea what you're doing.
>>1349194
Patience kid. Nobody wants to wait years to see a nice return. In addition mits people are smart enough to understand that if the stock market isn't doing so well, there are various other investing markets to get into. So yea OP, it's good to invest, but don't think just because you put money into the stock market you'll make a return. Calculate all your movements, and if the stock
Market is looking shitty, just go to another market homie
My mum put 15% percent of each check she received into investments
Let's just say she's comfortable in retirement
I bought just a couple hours ago and already made like $30 if i sell now. I think it might come crashing down so contemplating to sell and buy back
it'll come down probably one more time before going to the moon after the halvening
just my 2cts tho
>>1349380
when's the halvening due to happen friend?
>>1349388
http://www.thehalvening.com/
Are people memeing when saying you should do only a few things for productivity's sake? Can only autists work on one thing for 10 hours in a row?
>>1349070
It's ideal if you can do it, but it's not easy.
>>1349070
I can do it with nothing more than coffee.
However the catch it: it only works sometimes.
On most days I procrastinate hard. I wish I could unlock the secrets of productivity. I guess the true secret is to just do it. 10 hours a day are definitely possible. Did it often enough. Wish i could do it consistently.
>>1349070
I must be autistic then because I prefer to spend the entire day on a project instead one hour on eight. The latter I feel like I'm constantly interrupted and forced to waste time switching gears.
Let's see if /biz/ is good at basic math.
Say we have an asset that's 100 dollars on day 1. Now, every day, the price can either go up with 30%, or down with 25%, and both price movements have the same probability. What's the return after 4000 days?
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>>1349024
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Anons, if you were to look back to the time when you were just started investing, what advice would you give yourself? I'm starting to invest myself and I'm trying to be wary of any common mistakes beginners usually make.
buy btc
I would have put a few grand from when I was 18 into savings bonds. Back in the early 90s they matured much faster. Doubled in 10-12 years.
Or I'd have put it in CDs back then. Shit, some 6 month CDs in 1990 were over 8% for 6 months.
>>1348979
when i first strated was the best ive ever done. i tripled my money in a year
that is known, but can someone explain to me how exactly it is so, with facts and details?
i made a thread about it few days ago but i didnt get much information. the thing is, a close friend of my that's not very bright is going to go all in on that shit cuz of some shill that got to him, and i want to stop him, but no matter how much i try to relay to him that this shit is a fucking pump & dump, he won't listen. he's a poorfag and has thrown in EUR 100 so far, which is a lot to him. in october he plans to throw in another EUR 500, which i dont even know how he'll get.
help me out here bros
>>1348973
All altcoins are scam premined shitcoins,litecoin is the only good alt ,he'd be much better off going all in on Bitcoin
>>1348973
>premined
>low chance of making it as big as litecoin
>>1348973
Just google it. You can't sell the coin anywhere but on their site. 5mins on google will tell you everything you need to know about it.