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Lets all take a moment to imagine what we'd have done if we had got $10 a coin.

>>1356686
I really believed anon ;_;

I was going to finish school without worrying about my bills

So Republicoin is taken.

Suggestions for other "portion of proceeds goes to fund for current Republican candidate presidential campaign" coin?

My vote's on GOPcoin.

>>1356671
find your niche.

>>1356671
trade pennystocks

>>1356671
camwhoring or running an online business/blog/website/youtube channel/streaming etc. or working as a freelance coder or graphic designer

>complains about the quality of the site daily
>literally makes the same thread every day saying how shit the site is
>denies he's literally making dozens of the same meta threads too

>>1356677
>>literally makes the same thread every day saying how shit the site is

What? This is the first thread I've made about the quality of this board

>>1356679
>This is the first thread I've made
That's what the dude who wants to get rich off $100 said too

>>1356553
Lmao that's cute Photoshop - the original had a kitten.

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> "play with AI a little"

Let me get this straight. You know how to codify and modify artificial intelligence. You have access to and know how to fine tune a warehouse modeling engine, a predictive analytics engine, business rules engine, and an underlying engine with slowly changing dimensions ... and you decide to take this resource and engage the 4chan community in order to gain their perspective on how to successfully invest in the stock market, because you'd rather not study it yourself.

Yea, you're not full of shit at all.

>>1356939

I tend to agree with this gentlemen's opinion.

>>1356529

buy monero

>>1356539
delete this

>>1356544
Do you actually try to trade currency pairs using charts/indicators or is this a fucking joke?

I don't see Head Cook at Wendy's fampai

>>1356512

> a list of jobs

A business owner makes more than all of them. it all comes back to ownership.

Whether your a surgeon or a plumber, if you start a business and can grow that business you will become rich.

>>1356519
Good advice thanks anon

Nailing your son

Dead. Hopefully. I see no future for me or this gay fucking world.

>>1356309
>Dead. Hopefully. I see no future for me or this gay fucking world.

I think youre looking for >>>/r9k/

>>1356283
University of Chicago is not that hard to get into depending on what you want. It will be expensive though. Best thing to remember about any of the graduate business programs will be that you have to spend at least five years in the field actually working at a minimum before they will seriously look at you and this is what drives their low acceptance rate.

>>1356283

Test scores and statistics mean nothing unless you have experience and good letters of recommendation. I got into Wharton with a barely above 3.0 GPA, but I have actual relevant work experience that most of my millennial peers don't have (seriously, working as a cashier at a fucking supermarket is the dumbest thing in the world for a prospective business grad student to do).

Be sure to get to know your professors well and they'll reward you with connections you'll need in the future. Every once in a while, I bought lunch for one of mine when I was an undergrad and he introduced me to a couple of those talking heads you see on CNBC and FOX Business. Sometimes it's pay to play, but it's worth it, trust me

Top xx in any major means absolutely nothing if it's not ivy

A web developer who doesnt know basic payment programs for websites. lulz

>>1356270
give me the name of this titty city and i'll tell you.

>>1356403
My skills are based on building a website. Not payment plans and business.

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>>1356259
Yes, there is a crash course entitled "Human Action" by an economist named Ludwig von Mises...

Alternatively, you could just watch a crash course video of economics somewhere on Youtube and get told how government spending increases economic growth.. and why the Federal Reserve is a necessary institution.

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>>1356277
I somewhat agree with this.

The Federal Reserve CAN be a good for the economy under the right chairman such as Vockler.

But not under free money nut jobs such as Alan Greenspan which led to most of all the crashes after 87.

We need a balance of governmental regulations and financial freedom....but that's going to be difficult to do with both sides implementing their own version of K-Street.

Government spending CAN ACTUALLY be a good thing for the economy, but it is dependent on where it is spent.

Government spending led to the creation of the Internet, and if anyone that argues that the internet has contributed absolutely nothing to out domestic economy the they're a complete fool.

Wanna learn economics? Go to your local library and take a look at their economics section.

Start reading and you'll notice immediately how powerful reading just one book on the subject can really be.

>>1356259
read The Creature From Jekyll Island by G. Edward Griffin and then kill yourself. that's what i did and now im RICH$!

Dr. Strangelove's Game: A Brief History of Economic Genius by Paul Strathern might be a good start off point for the general reader. easy to read and gives you little bios of the most prominent economists throughout history. the take away is that their ideas were often proved wrong when put in to practice by gay politicians.

Dude ur making less than minimal wage. You could do anything, really. Work at Walmart if you want. It will be better than that.

>>1356256
join a major airline and try to get full-time. Those fuckers can max out around $27 an hour and get free money because of the union for doing nothing.

in other words, get a union job so you can do nothing for free monies

>>1356268
>>1356288

I'm in the UK, that is minimum wage here

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>>1356223
Sending 20% to your aging parents? That's very gracious of you. I hope you're not paying for some stupid debt of theirs, though.. hopefully it's some medical expenses.

What else to do financially at this stage in life? Buy and hold physical gold and silver as a hedge against inflation and future market uncertainty. Besides that, financially.. there's a lot you can do from looking to buy a house (bad market ATM), to land, to stocks, retardcoins..

But in general that's all just you trying to make money, nothing to do with seriously regretting life when you're older. But yeah I really hope your parents aren't fucking retarded and undeserving of your money and affection.. I've known kids who've done everything right and bent over backwards to financially help their parents out when in reality their parents are just stupid fucking idiots racking up all kinds of retarded debt.

18 yr old with no actual life experience so take this with a grain of salt:

Don't hold every penny of that 80% in savings. It's good to save some of it but get most into mutual funds and other investments.

>>1356258
I appreciate the advice.

And yes, I believe my parents deserve every dollar I give them. They have sacrificed everything for me. In fact, they immigrated for the sole sake of getting me a good education and a better life, its only right if I help them in return.

LMFAO STAY CVCKED FAGGOT

>>1356168
No u

>>1356168
rekt

Slangin dat crack rock

>>1356146
suckin dicks for 5 or 10 bucks

god I had one for awhile but my regular job netted way more money so I gave everything away to a friend, who is now doing it

this is possibly the worst fucking time to buy a broad market ETF.

if you can't afford to lose it, you can't afford to gamble it. the end.

but lemme tell you about what i think is a highly promising stock: KNPD

>>1356118
>this is possibly the worst fucking time to buy a broad market ETF
why?

>>1356082

Do NOT invest in a company that was talking bankrupcy not too long ago