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Tfw you got your job through lying compulsively
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>on probation
>can't do a single thing correctly
BYE FELICIA
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>>1365449
try r9k
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>>1365451
Thankfully I joined during a big management change up, nobody knows what they're doing and I blend right in.
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It looks like I will be on the hook for child support soon. I make about 250k/yr and my kids' mother makes 78k/year. I entered in our numbers at https://www.cse.ca.gov/ChildSupport/cse/guidelineCalculator and I will be paying her $4726 PER MONTH if I leave completely.
Monthly Net Disposable Income After Support:
Me: 8753.00
Her: 9675.00
State law ignores what the kids actually need and instead bases it off of a percentage of income.
How fucked am I /biz/?
What should I do? Leave the country and mail a monthly check for what I feel is fair?
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>>1365323
Your kids mom may not know how much she is entitled to. You way want to just call her and negotiate for half. If you can work it out outside of court you should do so. Its the only way that you are going to not get raped. If she pushes for the full amount then you can threaten her by saying you get fired from your job (not over the phone or text where there is evidence of your threat of course). The funny thing is that if you lose your job then she would actually have to pay you every month. Then you can use your money and savings to invest and make passive income off the book or start a side business.
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>>1365352
Or just try to work shit out with her and be with her but fuck bitches on the side. Probably save yourself a ton of money and grief. Good luck bro. Wear a condom next time.
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>>1365323
...if you have to go to court over this, you're probably best off quitting/getting fired from your job.
Sure, you won't make $250k, but you'd be royally fucking her over in court, and could theoretically get another job with similar pay, could you not?
/biz/, I want to short the Swedish stock market.
I just got back from studying finance in Stockholm. They're fucked.
>Their culture surrounding work ethic is extremely lazy, coupled with extreme consumerism/materialism
>Their business academics are completely noncompetitive. I took an "intermediate" level finance course and I guarantee a high-schooler could ace the final (this is at a premier business school in stockholm)
>The main nail is the coffin is their immigration policy however. Undeniably unsustainable, with far-reaching long-term social and economic consequences.
Nothing that they're doing is conducive to economic growth.
I know that the OMX30 will crash eventually. The problem is, I don't know when.
What's the cheapest way to short the OMX30 for the very long term?
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Good idea
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Why do you think that the market will plumit after your visit? If that is how they work, don't you think the market adapted to that behavior already? It's not like anything new, right?
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>>1364406
very this. working ethics don't just change over a few years.
however, the immigration problem is a thing
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Stock Tips Thread (inb4 memes and crypto) 2016-07-06 00:02:49 Post No.1363326
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Stock Tips Thread (inb4 memes and crypto)
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The thread name says it all: we trade stock tips for good (and preferably safe) investments. This isn't a meme-spamming thread or a pump-and-dump initiative; it's meant to help other anons out with good stocks for increasing wealth over a few days / months (preferably not penny stocks or day trading).
>The Rules:
1) Don't be a dick--list everything you know about the stock and why you made the decision to buy it/promote it here.
2) Don't spam meme stocks like fucking CERU.
3) no crypto pls. We already have a tonne of threads dedicated to them.
I'll go first as a show of good faith.
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I made $182 on Klondex Silver Mines [KDX.TO] in two days, and the stock is projected to grow to well over $5.00, so there's still time to make a profit. Other silver mines are doing well too (like First Majestic), but I haven't invested in them because I believe they're riskier than Klondex.
Hydro One [H.TO] is also a good stock, though mostly for the quarterly dividend of $0.22 and security of its stock price. If you can nab a hundred of these, you get $22 every 3 months, plus an increase in the stock of a couple dollars.
I didn't list it, but I also bought 700 shares of Mettrum [MT.VN], which ended off at about $80 profit for me in one day. I based my investment in the company on two things:
1) The August 27th decision by a Canadian committee assembled to work on a model for marijuna legalization. This decision will outline a model for legal marijuana distribution in Canada, and hence, is a given when it comes to bumps in share prices of all marijuana companies.
2) Mettrum is the most likely company to be bought out by Canopy Growth Inc. Though this won't likely happen any time within the next few months, it IS likely to bump up the price estimates on the company, especially when medical marijuana grows in popularity after the aforementioned legislation changes.
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Just put an order in for 20 shares of AMPE because some anon said it was going to raise 500%. :)
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>Hydro One [H.TO] is also a good stock, though mostly for the quarterly dividend of $0.22
meh its a 3.x% yield.
its track record is way non-existant for me to consider it right now
>first dividend payout was 34 cents per share
>second dividend payout was 22 cents per share
My AQN stock has a much longer history of increasing dividend payments.
While I wish you success, I feel you are playing with fire here (tiny companies, buying based on feelings) and might get burned badly.
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>>1363326
what is diversification?
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True Cost of University 2016-07-05 18:18:42 Post No.1362583
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How much does/did your bachelors degree cost in total after all of your financial aid? I'm talking about tuition, housing, food, and books.
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>>1362583
way too much
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I'm like $65k in debt
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>>1362583
Finished two BSc degrees and an MSc with zero debt thanks to being a veteran. AMA.
Hello /biz/ I was wondering if you could help me find some certainty. I'm 23 and I think I work a decent job, I've been making between 85,000 to 100,000 a year CAD since I was 18, while most of my friends are in school. My company has opportunities to move up from my position to a supervisor, then manager, then director with no further education. Our directors cap out at around 300,000 a year including stock options. Yet I still feel like I'm wasting my time and want to go to university instead. Is this lack of fulfiment just because all my friends are partying hard and I'm working my bag off? or should I quit and try and pursue more education? Am I just being a retarded millenial ingrate?
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>>1360992
Yeah dude, go to university.
What if another crisis shows up and you get laid off after working for years in the business? You'll be a 30 y/o fag with no education, and no ones gonna get an old fag with no education a decent job.
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>>1361024
If OP gets laid off he can just go to college with the money he should have been saving up. It's not like you have to be fresh out of high school to go to college. It's probably better to go to college when you're more mature anyway.
OP, you are doing right. Keep on keeping on.
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>>1361053
Thanks, I'm currently managing to save almost 2k a month, I figure if shit really goes south I'll hunker down in school. I feel fairly secure as my job was made permanent last year, just jelly of people living the eternal party.
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why is java the best language to learn for a beginner /biz/nessman?
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Because you can write a shitty game for android phones
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Java is not the best language to learn for beginners
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>>1359830
what is the best language for beginners?
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What Brexit, Old memes edition.
XPE is back
LRS a shit
GXY and RAP hanging strong
We need some Au/Ag stocks that aren't West Perth micro-cap shell companies trying to get into medicinal weed. What have we got?
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>>1359017
AQI is still cheap. Has attracted Sprott.
Also BYR another goldie, but the fuckers pulled a CR today just the the SP was gaining a lot of momentum.
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>>1359017
You know now that you mention it Platina resouces(PGM) based on the Gold Coast.. has a Gold mine as well as platinum and of course scandium!
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>>1359170
Platina resouces (PGM) is also developing novel extraction processes like CLQ and LIT
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What self-help book does /biz recommend?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU1q0iZiS-s
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actively avoid self-help books
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>>1337085
Why?
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>>1337070
don't bother with self help books. If you want to "help" yourself learn and read up about a skill
How can I turn 100 dollars into 150 dollars?
10 dollars into 15 dollars?
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>>1369723
Use the 100 dollars to buy 150 dollars.
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>>1369723
"EYO WHITEY LEMME GET THAT WINDOW CLEANER"
>Over on craigslist
"EYO I GOT SOME WINDEX LEMME CLEAN YO WINDOWS FOR DAT $10 AN HOUR."
"I ALSO NEED MY LIVING ROOM VAACUM'D"
"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET"
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>>1369732
call me jose
So I won big on some bets when Brexit happened a few weeks back ~ $25,000 tax free. Any ideas on what I should do with it? My long term view is that we're going to face another great depression so stock market is going to see something like a negative 60-80% correction like the 1930s. Gold and silver will likely get confiscated or taxed 90% on capital gains by the government so doesn't make sense to invest in that. Same could be said for crypto. Real estate is in a huge bubble right now so doesn't make sense to buy in now. So basically I'm just left to choose between cash or bonds.
Any others ideas /biz/?
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>>1369644
>same could be said for crypto
What gives you that idea?
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congrats bro
start a small /biz/ training oulfit
add to it and buy a house
thats what i would do
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>>1369644
Bonds are safe, but aren't really gaining anything after inflation. Good way to bank shit for later if you think the market will improve.
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Deutsche Bank is back in the game boys!!! The dip is over!! Buy, buy, buy!!!!!
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it will collapse on 27th results announce
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>>1369535
Dead meow
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>>1369535
Time to short.
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Hey /biz/, Highschool is finished & I would like to know of any ways to rack in extra income for the summer. I have a job (employed at a local Radioshack) and I do run a very small clothing brand (Phenomenal track record = 0 sales because I don't advertise very well) but I doubt anything will actually make it into stores...
Now I suppose I have a few "decent" skills. I know a bit about graphic design, amateur photographer, writer, basically art things and tech savvy I suppose. I currently am in the middle of re designing a few products but still the question stands, is there any way to rack in extra money?
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>>1369455
>Radioshack
Those things are still around?
Also, picture is lewd.
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>>1369455
>make some little bracelets bullshit
>photoshop up a fake charity cardboard display box on the counter
>sell bracelets $4 ea while at work
>ask every customer if they'd like to buy it to help with gay SJW madeup cause
>hide it if boss comes by
There. Don't forget an envelope for the money and to make change. Explain to customers it has to be separate not in the register bc charity
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>>Kneepads
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What skill to pick up in summer holiday? 2016-07-08 17:10:54 Post No.1369403
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What skill to pick up in summer holiday?
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Hi /biz
So I'm a college student and I got about 6-7 weeks of holiday now.
I'll be travelling about 4 weeks but I have a laptop with me.
However I'll be bored as fuck when I don't have a challenge/study material.
What skill can you recommend me to pick up for these weeks which can make me some money eventually/within a few weeks?
>inb4 learn stocks. I am not looking to invest atm.
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I am learning to design an 8 bit RISC computer in a simulator. It's been a fun challenge
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>>1369403
>learn html
>code some terrible fetish porn site
>$$$$
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>>1369916
This
You can at least setup some shitty Amazon affiliate store front to make $1-$2 a month. You might be able to host at your uni for free. Improve it over time. Every faggot claims to be good at graphical design so let them take a crack at it if they want for free maybe they'll make it look better periodically. Later if you get some money you can try ad words and all that to see what happens. If it never turns a profit then it's good exp
I was Time Person of the Year at only 8 years old. Should I put this on my resume?
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>>1369220
Yes you should. Your future employers will be very impressed.
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>>1369261
Thanks man, I'll have my own yacht in no time.
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>>1369267
but you'll have it thanks to time tho