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>coiners
>own no stock

When will they learn?

>3 grand in a day
>little to no risk
>pic related

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alright guys are you ready to help a newb biz fellow ?
i need bitcoin NOW but with coinbase it will take like 5 business day it say or something like that
what are my options ??

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Tell me, /biz/, why you still haven`t invested in Sia?

It`s the coin with real value. You ALREADY can buy and sell storage for it.

And it`s fairly cheap now.

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What are some /biz/ approved cars? What do you show up in when you meet with clients and business partners?

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alright, so i've got kind of a complex situation. from my dad + grandparents i recently inherited a total of about $1.65 mil, but i have very minimal access to it. the majority is in a locked trust until i'm 35 (about $850k), part is in a locked annuity (~$430k) that pays out 1.5k a month (don't think i can get a lumped sum), both of those accounts are invested very conservatively (mostly bonds i think?), which feels like a pretty big waste since i'm only 19. the rest is in a 529 ($260k, but it doesn't seem like i'll make it to college anytime soon), and investment accounts that my mom controls until i'm 21 (~110k ish). I just opened personal checking/savings accounts but its only at 5k so far. i'm still on disability (1k a month) but i'm trying to cancel that since i think the annuity makes me ineligible now.

my question is, how do i make this sustainable for life? 'early retirement' websites say you only need like 25x your yearly expenses, and i guess i have that, but i don't really have access or control. i have very little knowledge about financial planning and i'm worried about messing it up somehow. idk if i will ever be able to get/hold down an actual job so i would ideally like to work around the worst case scenario of never having one.

anyways, any advice is appreciated, i'm just feeling pretty overwhelmed

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Im investing in the dick-sucking business now, are these good knee pads

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>Delivery boi
>Accident while delivering
>40min wait
>Still manage to deliver last order before heading back to clock out
>Last order is a bitch that wants free shit because 40min
>Show the bitch the fresh dent
>"I don't care, I expect my shit blah blah blah"
>Call base asking if she is allowed
>Base says okay
>Give bitch order & keep sticker of her name for next time she orders (hehe)

I'm tired of this shit, how else can I make money?

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What would be good stocks/ penny stocks to look at tomorrow? I've had a hard time making a decent profit for a while now and would like some advice.

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What is a good investment (other than memecoins) that will make me alot of money if Trump wins the presidency?

He says he will start to take care of vets and bolster our military. Is it smart to start buying shares of arms companies and various healthcare stocks? Pls help.

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So people keep telling me to invest in a Roth IRA, which is after-tax, but this just sounds retarded

1. The only reason is: they say that later I'll be in a higher tax bracket, so it's better to pay the taxes now. This makes no sense though, when I'm retired I'll be making like $0/year, won't my gains tax be minimal?

2. Tax-deferred is significantly better than taxes now; $1 of tax now equal $7.04 of tax 40 years away when assuming a 5% interest rate--which means paying $1 of tax now and $7.04 of tax later is equivalent, but I highly doubt my tax charge in 40 years will be 7x what it is now

Am I missing something? Is a Roth IRA only good if I plan to withdraw early/while I have an income?

Also how much are you guys putting in your 401(k)

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/biz/ let's say you just won the lottery for 20 million dollars, you go onto television and accept a check, everyone sees you. Your boss calls and congratulates you, then asks if you're coming to work tomorrow, what do you say?

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Economic retard here. Can someone please give me a basic run-through of how economics work? I don't even know where to start. I have no clue how the stock market works or anything like that.

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What is biggest demand as far as programming skills go? I have database management experience but I eventually want to branch out and do my own contracting. Is there a future here?

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i make 10gs a day. no big deal lol you guys can't even make half that have fun making 10 dollars a day on robinhood im getting pussy all the time ha fuck u guys

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Two days ago I went to subway and ordered a Footlong tuna salad sub with cucumbers and spinach (no cheese). I also ordered a bag of salt and vinegar chips and a 7up.
I was struck by the urge to use the bathroom and rushed to do so prior to paying for my sub.

I quickly completed my business and then rushed back to pay for my meal. The cashier was a older woman with a forearm tattoo and she asked me loudly in front of other people "Did you remember to wash your hands sir?"

I don't think it's the responsibility of the staff to worry about my bathroom habits, especially since I was rushing back to avoid holding up other customers.

I went back to Subway this afternoon and ordered a steak and cheese toasted flatbread with pickles and oil and vinegar. I also got a cookie and a 7up. The same cashier was there and offered me extra napkins, Implying my hands were still filthy from a previous visit.

Is it part of subways corporate culture to embarass customers? I would like to see this changed in the future. Whom should I contact to address my concerns?