This is a picture of the owner of Washington Redskins.
>>1381946
This is a picture of a finn after sauna
>>1381948
Stop oppressing Finns and change the name of your team, you racist nigger coward. There aren't even 6 million of us Finns, you know?
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hey /biz/ I really love business and finance its my passion I want to spend a lifetime studying and working with and doing business and investing and working with money and economic stuff I've felt and known this way since I was like 15 but I really know now my calling in life is business and finance and I want to get into stocks and trading and buying and selling and money management and make say 20 billion dollars ( in 2010 money ) in say 20 or 30 years I really love it and know I can be good at it and use it for a very good purpose in life, I'm 20 male living in the usa going to college for business studies and I really want to commit to it and make it a living and do really good things with it pleaseee just help me /biz/
BREATH, OP, BREATH!
My advice is learn how to write English with correct punctuation and grammar rules. You sound like you're still 15 and have failed 9th grade twice.
If you can't present yourself in a professional manner, no one will give a shit about you, much less let you near their money.
>>1381758
20 billion? Go to an ivy league business school. If not going to need to take a few accounting classes and see how raising money from angel investors and venture capitalist work (if not have rich parents). that way you have enough revenue in a year or 2 to get on the nyse, then you get your first billion. Also you will never reach this unless you make ((connections)) they make great accountants as long as you know what you are doing.
i need to put together a crew that i can trust. the business is in "the game". i want to hire outside my known circle bur dont want to risk a hostel take over. that would be seriously bad. what should i do.
>>1381718
>hostel take over
Get security guards around the building
>>1381718
Hire people based on their FICO score and religious orientation.
>>1381721
a delivery service hidden within a service call is going to be the sop
Are 401(k) and IRA investments pointless if I want to retire in my 30s? Just stick to index funds?
>>1381709
Is your concern that you can't withdraw the money? Someone's never heard of a SEPP.
>p.s. You won't be retiring in your 30's anyway
Money is more useful now than later. Once you've settled into life and have money spare, worry about retirement accounts.
>>1381803
>SEPP
Looks interesting. So you'd say they are worth it?
>You won't be retiring in your 30's anyway
Not with that attitude
engineering student here, what industry is my best bet?
Come up with a novel way to suck multiple dicks at once
>>1381664
>>1381716
10/10 troll
Can you guys give me advice on how to promote my music and games? I use social media and leddit, but am having a hard time getting my name to new people. What else should I do?
>>1381627
start by having good music or games (yours probably suck)
Take your top off!
>>1381627
If I only knew OP.
Ask an 18 years old which work 8 hours/day outside in the sun for almost 15$/day anything (btw in my country this income is avereage maybe high-avereage
PIC related it's pretty much the thing I do
do you enjoy it?
Do you get to chat with each other as you do it or are you all too far apart to chat?
>>1381602
No.But here is the only reasonable summer job you can take.Also the sun is a nightmare... 8 ours contiosly in sun... is hard :(
Yeah we can chat, the only enjoying part(because you can go with some friends)
>>1381599
sneak across the border before trump builds the wall bro
Buy the dip!
If you are not buying the dip you are a fucking idiot.
le mcafee face
what dip......
How do people live with themselves? I'm watching a tennis match on tv where the two tennis players are rich Chads.
But the umpire is some 30+ year old guy whose only skills is watching a ball. The line judges are similar but lower. And photographers who do nothing but point and click and then sell their photos to some saturated market, pretending it's 1910. The commentators are either former tennis players who have nothing better to do even with all their money.
>>1381550
Laziness and rationalisation
>>1381550
why are you watching tennis?
shitposting on /biz/ is way sadder than any of those things you named
suicide is always an option
>>1381550
>I'm watching a tennis match
So i happened to get a new job allowing me to invest ~13k a year comfortably without negatively influencing my lifestyle.
Looking at ways to invest my money in to generate a secondary income.
What corporations and businesses should i invest in for long term profitable dividend yield?
alternatively, can you suggest reading material on the topic? I was without a job and poor once. Never again.
I can't imagine being able to invest that much money but not understand at all what to do with it. It is like you skipped years of prep work to get there.
Buy ethereum
What do you guys think of Robert T. Kiyosak (Rich Dad) and his line of books?
He helped me so much.
>>1381498
"an individual's house is not an asset" - Kiyosaki.
What an idiot
>>1381506
muh asset
Do you agree or disagree with any part of this flowchart?
tl;dr below are just my details, you can comment your thoughts without reading anything below.
I have a 3 months emergency fund ($5000) but am working on a 6 month slowly. My current monthly expenses are $2200 but I factor in that I could drop this $500 by not eating out, stop buying luxuries, etc.
I contribute to my 401k to maximize my employer match but do not focus down by current $4000 student loan debt. I'm currently paying the minimum and at that rate will pay it off in 6 years with about $600 total in interest payments.
I contribute almost the max to my ROTH IRA at $100/wk or $5200/yr (94% of the $5500 cap)
Now here is where I really deviate from this. I want to skip over any further 401k contributions and jump right to investments and reason being is I need more liquidity in my investments for the unforseen emergencies and even non-emergencies (second home, etc.)
Thoughts?
what happens if you go over your ira cap?
>>1381400
>owe loans
>want to invest
the best investment you could make is being debt free first
>>1381400
I understand your concern about liquidity, but its important to consider the consequences of your allocation strategy. The monies you put in your taxable investment account are, of course, taxable. That means you've got less to invest than if you put those same monies in the 401k.
Let's assume your effective tax rate is 15%. And you've got $10k annually that you could put in either a 401k or a taxable account. Except in the case of the taxable account, it won't be $10k ... it'll be $8.5k thanks to taxes. Next year, same thing. Etc. And while the spread might not seem large at first, now imagine the power of compounding working on those balances over many years. You're giving up potentially hundreds of thousands of future wealth by choosing the taxable account.
Also, isn't it possible that this concern will work itself out in the future anyway? By which I mean, many diligent savers eventually find themselves with too much income to put into tax-advantaged accounts anyway. I don't know what your future wage/salary prospects look like, but if you're eventually going to be forced into using a taxable account in the not-distant future, why intentionally suffer the costs now?
In any event, I applaud your commitment to savings either way. Whatever you choose, I think you're still going to be vastly ahead of your peers.
>TFW you get fired and they don't even tell you why
>>1381321
Happened to me too.
It's not like any of the customers would've seen the gun anyway.
Why would they purposely give you material for a lawsuit?
>>1381349
Right to work states
You can quit without notice if you want, but they can fire you for whatever reason and not tell you
>Buy thousands worth of computer parts in other town on credit card
>Report as fraudulent charge
>>1381241
>go to another city and rob someone with a gun
>say it wasn't you
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could that ever possibly work?
>>1381282
It does work retard
How do I into politics?
Understand that taxation is theft and the state is a large scale mafia, become ancap.
>>1381205
I'm pretty libertarian as is but it seems like nobody outside the token libertarian clubs takes us seriously.
>>1381205
shut up nerd