What does /biz/ think of Dilbert?
>please don't say an excellent source of business ideas
I like it. Scott Adams is a little nuts but he is pretty cool.
a superb source of business ideas
Dry and lame
iPhone 7 is confirmed for using old tech and offering nothing new other than a recessed camera lens (so essentially going back to the iPhone 5 design)
I new when Steve Jobs passed it was only a matter of time before Apple started to falter
Time to offload my shares?
Apple will never die
only morons think apple is dead
and all you've seen is the shell.
>>1422805
I dislike Apple because they're patent trolls, so I've never bought any. But Warren Buffet's company just bought a bunch (the first tech stock they've ever purchased in a big way). So make of that what you will.
>he isn't holding ETH
lol @ missing out on the gold rush of the 21st century
i hope you can never get a good night's sleep knowing you could have invested in the opportunity of a lifetime, knowing that you could give your your wife, your children a great life but you choose to ignore it because you were too much of a spineless pussy to do it.
>buying ETC
>investing out of spite
Shiggy diggy
>>1422697
you're a fucking idiot. enjoy being poor.
>>1422701
I have more ETH than you faggot. And i paid less than you did for it
You guys always talk about stuff like "I should've bought apple stock when it was $12", or "I should've bought bitcoin when it was $2".
What are some stocks that you recommend buying that will drastically increase like bitcoin? Could a $8 stock become $315 in a few months
>>1422667
Alcoa
>>1422668
Reason pls, if thats not too much to ask? I might buy it.
>>1422677
>>1422668
This. The company will be split in two soon. The traditional bulk aluminium part of the business will remain, but a partition will focus on specialty aluminium parts for aircraft/military vehicles. It's already in the Pentagon's budget to buy loads of aluminium undercarriages or whatever for US Army humvees to protect them from IEDs.
AA might dip to $8 in the meanwhile, but could rise to $12 or even $18 in the next few months.
Thoughts?
a must watch?
>>1422547
Yes, very nice.
Very good movie, acting is excellent
I didn't like as much the bits where they explained financials for retards but that's mostly due to the delivery. They do a good job explaining
Guys, I'm going crazy. I want help on how to make as low as 100$ a day online.
Let me know how this shit works, I'm lazy as fuck and just need some extra cash. If any of you have tips give them up
>>1417530
I got the best solution as I make 300$ a day approx my sitting my lazy ass off on my computer all day not going out except for getting food.
But would I give all I know to a complete stranger?
Find your own way noob. Think a little. Internet is the tool of infinite possibilities to make easy money. If you don't figure out how to you deserve to keep working minimum wage you beta piece of shit.
>>1417530
try r9k
>>1417530
buy and trade ETC
Here is an update.
Posted this last night before massive 300% increase.
>>1403730
And we all know what happened. Check the timestamp. Should be proof enough.
Are you ready for another whisper?
ETC/ETH parity should happen sometime this week. Most likely .01 btc and there is more to all of this than meets the eye.
You've been told ;)
can confirm. currently a bug in eth where transactions in eth are mirrored in etc. been draining coinbase of all their etc for the past 2 days. eth is dead. etc goes on kraken soon and thats when the big spike happens. minor dip the first few hours tho
>>1405881
I don't understand why this would make eth dead.
I need to buy ETC now.
I've read through so much about it in the last 24 hours, it's my number 1 must buy right now.
Is pic related in South Dakota for 200K $ a ripoff? Also should I buy real estate now or in 5 years?
>>1427921
if ur going to buy propererty in south dakota , buy farmland.
>>1427937
Why?
>>1427939
its a better investment.
So.. Is bitcoin dying?
>inb4 no
i doubt it, but I'm not a 100% fampalia
>>1427818
>bitcoin
>dying
so it lost 15% and its "dying"? gimme a break.. this is normal in crypto-planet
>>1427818
Bitcoin is down because a lot of Bitcoiners are supporting ETC.
They are buying ETC with their BTC.
BTC and ETC are going to be worth a lot more money in couple of weeks because ETH will die.
Warren "the oracle of omaha" aka ,"coke slanga" aka "all you can eat" Buffet
here.
AMA.
inb4 proof
yes Its really me,
If you don't believe me I wont lose any sleep.
, no I will not post proof.
no I will not wire you money.
how does it feel making money thanks to inside trading
>>1427793
I'll let you know when It happens.
>>1427798
you are not fooling anyone, buffet.
Next week, I intern at a private equity firm.
Any tips?
>>1427745
quit roleplaying online , get out of your basement and get a real life?
>>1427745
Appear at work on time and equipped with kneepads to impress your boss.
People love a Go-getter
>>1427745
Take a shower
Hit the weights
Get a clue
How do we sell out our country to the chinks further?
Beyond real estate how can we benefit? What do they need?
>>1427660
pale boipussies
>>1427660
Natural resources & agriculture
>Selling on U.S. Military intelligence, and then blaming Russian and North Korean hackers for it
>Breeding our own Tigers and selling tiger penis powder to solve a multitude of ills
>Or selling "Kangaroo Powder" 10x more lucky
>More casinos, with red colour schemes
>More tax offsets for Chinese production companies to make massive movies, like maybe disaster movies in the outback
T shirt slogans.
I lick cunts.
Don't worry, happy face, be fucked
I fuck cunts up
any good tshirt slogan ideas?
>>1427649
what the heck
>>1427650
sayings I thought up
>>1427654
they are retarded
Does anyone here trade options? I am thinking about selling covered calls for a cool 3% return a month. What are your thoughts? How much do return do you make a month selling covered call/put options?
Do you ever sell naked options?
>Real estate is for people who don't understand the stock market
>The stock market is for people who don't understand the derivate markets
>>1427639
Does any of you fags actually do anything to do with business and financial instruments?
sure, but shouldnt you be asking questions about the stock market instead? since you say thats where people that dont understand derivatives belong
>>1427651
Sweet do you understand derivatives and the questions I am asking above?
Like I have zero knowledge about how it works. Where can I read about it? Where can I take online courses?
>>1427547
Oh lawd
>>1427547
Stop.