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>>1427872
solve a problem ppl didn't realize they had, with a mobile app.

>>1427874
You know, I always though it would be a good idea to produce series of simple mobile games - with the only control being tapping the screen. I notice a lot of those on the app store. It seems like the most reward for the least effort.

>>1427891
but nobody pays for games anon in fact nobody pays for software anymore. people only pay for services.

>>1427739
>I've tried programming for a couple months but I'm too stupid for that
if you are too stupid for programming you can try manage software projects.

project managers don't need any special ability except to be annoying and show up on time and look presentable for meetings. send a couple of emails now and then and you are good.

>>1427739
Go to yard sales in your area and look for cheap deals, resell.

Spend lots of time studying jobs in your area that you may qualify for that have higher pay grades, using Monster.com, indeed.com, craigslist.com, jobs.com. Apply to lots and lots.

Purchase a flatbed truck and offer to haul equipment for businesses via craigslist/other sites

Host a business that teachs people how to drive cars.

Purchase a lawn mower and offer a lawn mowing service.

Learn to paint, offer a painting service where the customer pays for the equipment/service.

Buy some kneepads and go into construction work using your mouth.

Learn to draw furry porn and sell commisions/host an online comic.

this is one of the laziest, shittiest threads i've seen on /biz/ in the last month

"how can i make money fast"

i mean really?

>>1427658
>Why do you even try?

Yes.

>Pretending like you are a mover and shaker?

Uh-huh.

>Knowing full well its all for naught?

Really, now. Huh.

>How do you mortal fags even cope?

I use 4chan, mostly.

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>>1427661

tfw already dead inside

>>1427482

How well is VERY well?

Start up a private service where you offer "professional coaching" and "upskilling strategies" to people looking to change career path or recently graduating from business courses.

You tell them what they need on their resume, how to do interviews, what different companies are looking for based on your insider knowledge talking with H.R..

If a client really has no hope you then give them a report telling them what to up skill or what to do to become a viable applicant.

You could even organize commissions with up-skills providers for each client you send over there you get a cut.

ZIP!

>>1427480
Failing regularly

Thinking pragmatically

I got into the kneepads industry and my business has been booming ever since.. Quite frankly, im understaffed. Too many customers, not enough supply

>>1427480
it kind of depends on what you mean for me to answer properly. I take your question as "What made you a success in YOUR OWN business" aka being self employeed

IMO, the answer(s) to that:


-having the ability to think and realize beyond the "end result" in all day to day experiences. To see the various systems in place that function to create the world we're in, and in turn to see opportunities to create some of these experiences yourself.
-brave enough to test yourself and have the confidence in your own abilities to try, even if the rest of the world tells you you're a fucking idiot.
-being humble enough to accept your own failures and admit that everything you do isn't perfect, without said failure causing you to give up, and using this knowledge as a learning experience instead.
-an ability to think logically, to look at the system you put in place from an outside perspective and systematically optimize it and remove/replace problems until you have a smooth running machine.
-wise enough not to blindly jump into the first thing that says "i can make you money, friend!" and to be able to analyze and rationalize, yourself, if somethings worth giving attention to or not.

>>1427394
Boom Bust Boom

Wolf of Wallstreet

Fellatio for Beginners

Trading Places

Requiem for the American Dream
Enron: Smartest Guys In The Room
Inside Job
Wolf of Wall street
The Pursuit of Happyness
Casino

>>1427388
I second this motion.

>>1427388

Niggers never look quite right wearing a white mans suit do they?

cultural appropriation? or just monkey see monkey do.

>>1428056

LOOK A ME MASSA!

Aye's wearin a tux eeee dooo!

Am I white yet?

if you want simple, use circle.com

>>1427119
people who dont dabble in autism-coins are either stubborn or have low intelligence.. dont get into bitcoin if you dont understand how it works from a technological and economic perspective... dont trade in cryptos if you dont understand how the market works.. its full of pump and dump wolves

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>>1427119

signup at an exchange, I recommend www.kraken.com
get verified
deposit money via SEPA transfer
use deposited money to buy bitcoins

>>1426985
Why didn't you answer the question with "yes I will assume that role and those responsibilities, who should I assign my current responsibilities to?"

>>1427061
I am a vain man and was dead chuffed that my boss' boss thought I was up to the job.

We're still waiting to get some input on all this from my group leader since he's still been having serious surgery this week and was swimming in morphine.

>>1427070
I think you did the right thing anyway. Always good to take on more responsibility just to show you can. If you do well, you'll be remembered. Try to establish a rapport with your boss's boss

>>1426962
especially sex

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>>1426971
fk

>>1426962
If it involves her.

>>1426946

which one?

>>1426950
Bought ETC at 500k which fell down to 430k. I was staring like a window-licker at all the other coins going up in the green while ETC was in the red.

>>1426953
HAHAHAHAHAHA

HE INVESTED OUT OF SPITE

microsoft even at 57-58 is fairly valued in my opinion up until 62... absolute monster financials.

>>1426930
>https://www.stock-analysis-on.net/NASDAQ/Company/Microsoft-Corp/DCF/CAPM

A strong argument can be made for the mid-50's in terms of pricing of $MSFT. I'd be a buyer up until $60 mate.

yup

There has never been a person with a tattoo with a statement worth listening to.
Not even gonna open the link

>>1426615
/thread

>>1426605
looks like an absolute moron.
i say no.
most of the time i dont even bother listening 2 the advice of anyone with less than 1b net worth .

>>1426459
250 BTC volume? You think you can make any good profit off a coin where if you bought 2.5btc worth youre buying 1% of the daily trading volume?

You may get lucky if others hop on, but its not worth your time.

>trading in meme coins

You're never gonna make it

>>1426466
I could make it big time if I was smarter and more decisive.

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>>1426456

Whore yourself out to 1,000 chicks for $ dollars a piece or 100 fat chicks for $500 a piece.

Just kidding, invest in kneepads.

>>1426456
If I were you I wouldn't have taken on so much debt. I would work more than 8hrs per week. I'd be an anxious wreck being so young with a shit income and so much uncertainty before my graduation

>>1426456
file bankruptcy when u graduate.