I want to be at the next Olympics.
How do you even qualify if you're terrible? My plan would be to go to an Oceanian micro-state, to convince the authorities to let me run for the Olympics (because I'm terrible, but still better than the locals).
How would it work? Is there a slot automatically reserved to small IOC members in certain sports?
Oops, wanted to post it on /sp/ but it's still relevant for /biz/:
Would I even earn money by just appearing at the Olympics? Even $1,000 or some ludicrous sum for participating?
>>1430586
A country can send the 2 top people also your a faggot
>>1430589
But what if the country barely has 2 athletes to send? Could work, no?
Explain to me how TPP will benefit the American middle class.
It will make every single blinkered idiot without diversified skills literally kill themselves, thereby improving the nation's gene pool.
>>1430520
It doesn't.
>>1430520
It will help American businesses to expand into emerging markets.
How important is it to "dress for success" when you are starting out in finance? Got my first job in pure finance and want to move up quickly.
image is everything
if youre not buff, good looking and very confident you wont move up far
>>1430505
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perception_management
Who do you want to be? Who do you want them to think you are? Every facet of your identity can be tailored to be more adaptive in your environment.
You actually have to ask?
How many bitcoins do I need to live the neet life for a long, long time?
>>1430492
None. Just keep getting tendies from your mom.
>>1430493
We live in dark times, Anon.
>>1430492
Just one more than you have at any time.
Accepted to Columbia, but I still have no clue if I should be majoring in economics or finance or both. What's the best path?
>inb4 shitty $KNPD memes
>>1430439
accepted or attending?
undergrad or business school?
>>1430445
accepted undergrad
>>1430452
fuck, me too. small world. see you on campus this fall.
how do you profit from programming propietary software?
we all known freetards don't make money and are neets 99% of the time and they don't have anything good someone could pay for it.
I want to develop some library for real time captioning of words.
Make a REST API for it and charge companies by the # of requests
See: twilio, fraudguard.io, etc.
>>1430979
whats a rest api?
>>1430982
Ever heard of google, fuckcock?
who /passedlevel2/ here?
feels good niggas
>>1430397
wizard level reporting in.
47 and going.
In that photo, the blanket represents the seemingly warm blanket of government-subsidized security. In actuality, such an idea is a sham, as expanding the Federal government would be a violation of our Liberty. This ain't the USSR, shit ain't free here.
>>1430397
I used to be level 3 in the fishing guild in runescape. Having 10,000 cooked sharks in your inventory is easy if you're autistic.
I work at a PR company and one of our clients who is making an anti Chinese movie is looking for corporate sponsorship. Which companies that you know of has strong anti Chinese sentiments? We especially need a car.
>>1430324
I imagine any American gun company.
>>1430330
That is actually a direction in which I have not been thinking at all. Kudos, I will look into it.
Are there any ways to make money with an online business other than:
- ads (as a publisher)
- building paid mobile apps (App Store, Google Play)
- selling a physical product (either your own or dropshipping, etc.)
- selling a service (SaaS, subscription model)
I'm trying to brainstorm ideas by working backwards from the point of money exchange, and these are all the monetization vectors I can think of. What am I missing?
>>1430281
>Can I make money in a business without providing a product, service, or ad platform?
No. Those are the three basic business models.
>>1430293
wouldnt ad platform go under service anyway
>>1430298
It could be argued, yes. However, operating a product/service that brings in cash via ads is far different from one that JUST provides a product or service. Different enough that I'd classify it alongside "normal" products and services.
Regardless, OP's a fag.
Low prices on gasoline encourage purchasing of bigger and better cars/trucks.
Low interest rates encourage borrowing and spending.
Everyone around is investing, buying, selling, swaping, whatever.
Unemployment is low.
Stocks everywhere are hitting all time highs.
Unrest around the world has created international appeal for US stocks/bonds.
People are purchasing houses just so they can sell them at a later date.
People who normally dont get into investments are throwing money around left and right.
The United states has a trusted president, a trusted economy, and times are good all around.
Its called a bubble...And bubbles go...
Pop.
its all a spook bro
>worrying about things you have no control over
why
>>1430274
short the USA
you FUCKING NEETS
>>1430228
Crashing this economy with no survivors senpai
best time to buy while cheap!
>>1430228
You're the neet trusting this bs site over your own due diligence
If I buy $500 worth of a memecoin how can I turn it into $5k?
>>1430154
Lel
By assigning 10 in Luck.
Very carefully
How make money, DOOOO??
>>1430147
Getting a job, setting financial goals, living frugal and within your means, investing wisely, working always to improve your financial situation.
>>1430147
Invest in kneepads
>>1430147
Git outta da hood mah bix nood.
Maybe then you can find the motivation to apply for a job.
post your face when you realize you will never be able to vastly increase your wealth in a safe responsible way just by trading the and allocating the high's and lows of your portfolio as long as you insist on keeping over 90% of your capital in an index fund instead of tending to your own miniature fund , selling off assets when they reach peaks, to buy some more of the assets in your portfolio that have dipped for some reason or the other, easily increasing your profits, 100 and even 1000 fold, safely and responsibly.
>>1430137
try r9k
>>1430137
Have fun trying, Mr. Average Investor.
>>1430153
i'm not talking about average investing tho.
i'm talking about continual allocation and re allocation of funds.
what i am talking about
is going above and beyond, to tend to your fund meticulously as you would tend to a garden.
teh fact that u dont know what im talking about,
reveals that what i am telling you isn't what the average investor does.
instead of posting some totally unrelated chart.
like i said, im not talking about the 7% returns of index funds.
what im talking about , is the kind of gains you see from someone like warren buffet, or george soros.
if you are interested i will explain in further detail how you can take your initial investement
to 100% or even 1000% returns and greater.
by thinking of your entire fund like a living holdings business.
>http://pinchofyum.com/category/making-money-from-a-food-blog
Thought's /biz/? How viable is starting a food blog if you keep at it?
I wanna post meme foods only like "salted caramel", and gluten free shit.
At 8 months they made sustainable income.
Thoughts?
You'll make enough to cover tendies once a week at best, go for it
>>1430089
Why don't you think it's viable.
>>1430115
Blogs are best as an income supplement/as a way to bring attention to yourself.
Basically, a really good blog that's read by a medium sized community will probably cover your web costs and maybe a luxury once in a while.