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>>1431601
Masturbate, smoke crack

Start doing it with no intention of making a sale. Just call random people and talk to them about random shit.

>>1431579
yes there is a solution.

stop spending your money.

hoard it like the rich do. soon they will wonder where all the money has gone, and ease up interest rates.

>>1431609

Spending is good, saving is bad. That also stops the circular flow of money.

Circular Flow is life.
Circular Flow is love.

>>1431619
/me pets the proletariat , then pumps a glob of germ-x.

>>1431575
Only white-collar crime

If you're not active in a mafia-like organisation then only fraud is viable. If everything is vague then the police doesnt feel like putting in effort.

But 99% of the crime doesnt pay and is just short term thinking.

>>1431580
But is it worthwhile in most cases?

What do you consider under "white-collar"? Isn't it a bad idea because then it destroys your chances to work in that field for life?

$985 a month.
-$550 rent
-$100 bills
-$200 groceries
= $185

Save it and continue to look for better work.
There are no shortcuts, unless you're smart. If you were smart you wouldn't be asking questions like this on /biz/

Get a new job.

Learn how to talk to people.

S P E C I A L I S E in a skill, trade, or quality.

>>1431534
How can I make such a small amount grow?

I always hear "Oh well if you had a million bucks you can just put it in a high yield bond and live off the interest." Anytime I look at numbers it seems like it be better to spend the million in investments that may or may not come to fruition then waste the opportunity and the time letting it sit for 2%. Is there no way to start snowballing a $185 month investment.

Of course Im chomping at the bit for better work every day but until that day comes I'd like to do what I can on the side to increase my standard of living.

>>1431483
Fxpro has an advert about that, I saw it on Euronews.

>>1431483
>using robots you coded yourself?

Best way to lose a fuckton of money.

>>1431537
>huh duh, don't do X it's the best way to lose money
fuck off

>christian life is the best life
Bullshit. Being a christian is like having a cheesecake in front of you and having to stare at it without eating a bite until you die of starvation. All because some magical dude that sand nigs made up 2000 years ago promised you a bigger cake if you dont touch it.

>>1431449
Because the true Brexit will happen in something like 3 years and markets will go crazy

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>>1431479

Yes and the eu will profit like hell in comparison to the uk

Holy fuck your English.

Wow. The average salary in your country is only like 1400 in CAD. You can't survive worth shit on your own for 1400 a month in Canadaland. The average rent for Canadians on the West coast is like 1200+ a month. You guys must have cheap as fuck housing to be able to spend the rest on car payments.

Anyways. I work in the auto industry.

Leasing essentially allows you to have more car with less risk for less money per month than owning/financing.

You take less risk in several ways.

For example. You and I both get the same Mercedes. You lease it and 5 years and I finance it for 5 years. In 5 years we both put on 100,000 KM. In 5 years my car with 100K KM is at the whim of the market for its value. Your leased vehicle has a fixed future value set through the residual. So you cant get hurt.

With financing I own the vehicle and make payments until the end of the term. After which I get a clean and clear title back in the mail.

With leasing you essentially own several options which you can decide on at the end of the lease term.

Usually, at the end the lease term. You can turn the vehicle in and walk away. You can trade the vehicle against a new one. So basically upgrade. Or if you love the car. You can buy it out at whatever the set value is. Now at the end of the lease term. If the car is worth more than the set future value. You usually pocket the difference. But that is up to the individual lease conditions.

Now the other way you take less risk on a lease is that depending on the car manufacturer. Accidents and things like that may be absorbed by the car company. Essentially meaning that if I finance the same car. Crash it and have it repaired. My value on that car decreases due to the accident. Where as on the lease. The car company may absorb the depreciation. So even if you have an accident. Your future value may not be effected.

Finally, in most general terms. Leasing for shorter terms means less monthly payments then financing.

>>1431567
so can i lease a lambo for 5k every month for 1 year and then just give it back afterwards?

>>1431574
There's also down payment, maintenance (sometimes it's free), gas prices, etc.

Leases are usually 3 years in the US, but I don't know about Poland.

ETH

>>1431424
So neither

You know the answer. Both.

>>1431329
What were you busted for?

I was involved in some libertarian issues, selling stuff that is a part of that. If you talk to others in "the movement", they all have connects to lawyers that have the same opinions.

In my case I was locked up on restrictions. This means that my lawyer was not allowed to share certain info with me (EU country). Despite that, my lawyer, being libertarian herself, hinted that one of my pals that used to be locked up, had been released. This helped me to plan my own defense (keeping schtumm) and 2 days later I was released as well.

Brilliant lawyer!

/adv/

>>1431351
I don't really have anyone to get a recommendation for my charges.

Ive been looking at a few online but I dunno, it just feels a bit off how they all seem to claim "decades of experience" and experience in various areas but it just seems like marketing shit.

Are female lawyers to be trusted? If it's multiple charges to do with computers would an older, female lawyer even know how to defend that?

>>1431306
If you need an external motivator to help you succeed you will never succeed. It's ok though, not everyone is meant to.

NYC has 12 million people idiot.

>Where can I look for external motivation when I live in a suburb in the UK?
A certain city in your nation's southeast, perhaps?

whore yourself

Start SELLING.

>>1431266
unfortunately can't, I'm a guy and giggalos aren't in top priority round my area, also illegal

>>1431179
>I usually write Literary fiction (fiction full of themes and allegories and artsy shit
Yeah, I doubt it.

For a start, if you did write "artsy shit," you'd realise that schoolteachers invent most themes so that they have something to spoonfeed to children.

An idea sometimes runs through a work, but it's not the "moral of the story" that a utilitarian education system requires it to be. Square peg, round hole.

You, on the other hand, seem to think that writing Aesop's fables counts as literature. That's thinking like a student or thinking like a schoolteacher, miles away from an artistic mentality.

In short, you are graduating from middlebrow moral fables for others to middlebrow entertainment for others.

Now, if you found a way to entertain yourself, you'd begin, for the very first time, not to be a sellout.

I have a nose for this kind of thing.

Lets see...


Just write, you can't expect us to spoonfeed you the interesting material.

Promote your book in various places, if you're lucky a bigshot might catch wind of your book.

>>1431190
I literally wrote a book, got it published and made money off of it, ontop of working a full-time job. So im probably ahead of you on both the /biz/ and /lit/ side of things. And yes i used the word "artsy" to define literary fiction, because i know none of you Suit types would want to read through the definition of Literary Fiction.

I came here for advice on buisness shit, so shut the fuck up, put your phone down and politely shove it up your own ass.

iPhone unless you want people to think your poor

>>1431157
kek

Once you reach business class then Vertu is the way to go. Shows some social status. Life time warranty and concierge on call 24/7.

>>1431126


redmi note 3 pro - get it from aliexpress


battery life can't be beaten

>>1431114

>canada
>plant trees as job

stop reinforcing racial stereotypes on my board.

but yea it actually does sound pretty chill. i have two indoor plants that i enjoy looking after

>>1431119
no

Wait... planting trees is a job?

no needs to be by 25

Better get started

>>1431096
God damn

>not a millionaire before the age of 20

just give up lads