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>>1442486
By not asking retards stuff that is easily explained by professionals elsewhere.

by choosing the right properties

t. $2m net worth in hard to sell properties

>>1442499
>professionals
dead since the existence of the internet and consumers being less stupid nowadays

>>1442508
>Consumers are being less stupid nowadays

>>1442480
Is that shopped why is her waist so tiny

>>1442483
She's turned sideways it creates an illusion your waist is smaller

>>1442480
buy 30 year government bonds.

i will bump this thread

bumping as well. I'm interested to see how the markets going to react to this one.

I see 4 options for me as it is.
1)Do nothing, let my LMT sit as they are since they're one of my long-term holds w/ dividends
2) Take the offer, convert to LDOS, liquidate immediately to secure my % and go back into LMT,
3) Standby, if LDOS has a crazy drop after all the selling pressure from the offer takes place, buy in, let it return to normal, cash out and take my % that way
4) The worrier's way: Sell my LMT now, and wait until any drastic changes shake out and then rebuy my LMT.

Your mommy might cut your tendy supply off

>>1442427
Duck off troll, Quants at work here.

>>1442432
>quants

Kek

>>1442405
Buy a hooker.

Get your dick sucked by 200 people for $1 each, or 20 people for $10 each.

Give it to me because I know what to do with it

>>1442328
Only if you have tons of experience. I got a 3.3 GPA BS in CS and I started at 55K + benefits. At least my hours weren't bad at 40/week.

>>1442337

From what I've seen, if I sell my soul to the government I can start at 60K, not doing it though. I knew someone who did really well in security though.

How hard did you try for that 3.3? I'm busting my ass, and have a 2.9. (I took my gen ed. classes at other colleges though, so it isn't part of my GPA.)

>>1442328
You better get yourself some projects on github showing off your sick skills son

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>>1442323
>I feel it is my duty to clean this board up and produce winning threads

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>winning forex strategies.

Hey man, you wan't to man my forex channel on my trading team?

>>1442306
Just build a normal long term investment portfolio with 10-20% in gold miners.

>>1442316
Think OP wants to know what that involves senpai. I'd do 80% global weighted tracker fund and 10% gold funds 10% govt bonds

>>1442316
Unfortunately it doesn't seem like any of the fund choices have anything to do with gold or gold mining.

>>1442137
>no details whatsoever

how the fuck should I know?

>>1442137
if it was a yacht dealership, then yes.
lemonade stand? meh.

Are you cash-flow positive now?

>>1442129
most people that can afford that kind of service already have a long line of "friends" hanging around to get whatever money they can.

there used to be a facebook service that provided you friends and likes if you pay them money

>>1442129
long story short, no.
And that is one of the hardest lessons in life.

>>1442113
>While I make alot of money

So, do you make alot of money or will you be forced to declare bankruptcy?

Knee pads

You can either suck 380k dicks for $1 each,
or 380 million dicks for 1/10 of a cent each.

I'd went with the second one

You can even hire professional dick suckers and create a dick sucking business. I've already started a dick sucking hedgefund. I pimp 5 million people and take 90% of their profits in exchange for 72 virgins in their afterlife.
Best decision my entire life.

>>1442107
Go talk to the IRS before they come to you. Explain your situation and take the tax pain or jailtime up front. If they audit you, you are fucked, so you might as well go to them to save face. And if you wait too long, or try to put the money into a credit card, they'll call an audit and you are fucked.

>>1442107
not much.

does paypal even 1099 you?

anyways, if you give the IRS a call and talk about it you'll probably be fine. You're going to owe them money with interest and penalties piled on but they'll probably let you set up a payment plan.

or they'll toss you in federal pound me in the ass prison. Be polite.

regarding how much you'll owe, it depends if you have any expenses to write off, but I'd expect something like 40k just on regular income tax+self-employment tax.

>>1442107
contrary to popular belief, the IRS is actually pretty reasonable. I owed back taxes a couple years ago, and they worked with me throughout the whole process. I even negotiated and wound up paying about 1/3 of what they had first told me to pay.

>>1442065
No? A lot of it depends on the type of job you want but cover letters are very valuable to you and give you a chance, beyond the things you've done in your resume, to stand out from the crowd. No, a cover letter is not your resume in paragraph format. It is to introduce your professional self and explain why and how you will be valuable to the company. That is the only purpose. Cover letters are for saying things like you're "goal-oriented", highly-motivated, people look up to you for leadership, etc.

Just go through the job listing, see what they are asking for, and show them you have what they want. If the job posting says they are looking for someone "outgoing", don't say that you are "very sociable", say "I am outgoing". Use the EXACT words from the job posting to show that you are EXACTLY what they want. It will also help get your resumes through the word-filters. And don't say how much you would love to have their benefits, focus on how YOU can bring value to THEM.

A cover letter should be more similar to the job posting than to your resume.

>>1442065
>it's just your resume in paragraph form
No
>Looking back I've never got a job from "tailoring" my application
I have

>>1442065
I'm a network engineer. I usually don't need a cover letter but I do if they ask. I probably should in the future. Shit actually matters if you don't work fast food. Write a single good resume and cv and then just move shit around so that it restates the application. You'll be the perfect applicant quite easily

>>1442053
Really business oriented there Ronald

>>1442053
Yes. Was sandbagged with a partner review, singled out for performance, told 90 days or gone.

Said "fuck you"...got up walked out.

Started my own competing business that day. Took clients with me. Built big business. 4 years later the partners who threw me out got thrown out.

To punish them, I called my prior firm and offered to BUY THEM OUT.

Felt good.

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>>1442053

Yes.

At 25 I was down on my luck and needed work. I'd take anything. I got a job at $15/hr working for a cleaning company. They cleaned homes but also did other stuff like polish counter tops and floors, etc. It was like an extreme cleaning for the home. I meet the owner at a coffee shop for the interview. He's extremely chipper, one of those "everything is so great" salesmen. He tells me about the job, doesn't sound too bad physically. Then tells me the hours vary, but are usually 9am - 2/3pm. This sounds great to me because I have side hustles where I do other stuff.

Well first day on the job I worked from 9am - 6:30pm and the homeowner we were working for was a complete bitch. Then job after job would go to 6 and even 7pm. The boss totally lied to me. So about 2 months in I was on one job where me and the crew were still working at 7pm. I said fuck this, got in my car in left. I texted the boss I quit.

Started my own company 1 week later. I have stolen some of his clients. Get fucked Steve.

TLDR

>>1442041
What's his solution? Bitcoin? Shorting the market? Going long on yen or yuan?

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>>1442068
tldr - boomers are dying out and when they croak the price of gold will drop