It's gonna happen tomorrow, guys. Steptember 15rd is gonna be the day.
Are you ready to short the shit out of the market?
You will make so much money you can tell your grandkids about it one day.
Remember this day:
September Fifturd!
You beat me to it. Was just about to start this thread.
>down 400 friday
>up 200 monday
>down 200 tuesday
>unchanged today
....
ITS HAPPENING
>>1502562
Peter please, I've bought all the gold i can afford. You can stop now.
>Be me
>Start new job at at big corp
>Big corp has undertook so many M&A that data is a mess
>Spend my free time at work collecting and restructuring spreadsheets and putting them on shared folders so that everyone is working on the same thing
>Start getting actual recognition and start fulfilling my hierarchy of needs (no sex though ;( )
>MFW they think it's because I did Computer Science and Eco
>MFW it's because I used to have a porn website and know a bit about database management
Praise KEK
Noice.
What corp?
Lel sounds like Ingram Micro. I bet you're severely underpaid too
>>1502538
>restructuring spreadsheets
>database management
i have
>100$
in what should I invest?
>Short-Term Investment
>>1502494
Buy a gun.
Kill yourself.
>>1502494
kneepads
get suckin' boy
Investing or self-help books
What is the most profitable but least dangerous crime that does not involve kneepads?
rob someone
jaywalking
time is money
>>1502461
Pretending to be a hot girl on Instagram or some other social media and then convincing old horny men to pay you for nude pics.requires having access to hundreds of photos of a hot camgirl.
What does /biz/ wear?
I grew up in south central so I still got that baggy style hoing on and realized it's time to grow up ,
What does a grown man wear?
>>1502460
Khakis or jeans and a t shirt for casual wear. Dress pants and shirt for business casual, usually every day at work. In the winter I do a lot of sweater/shirt combos.
I usually shop at h&m for casual wear and get stuff off the clearance rack at express because I like their pants and shirts.
Please do yourself a favor and stop with the pants below your ass crack thing. It looks so stupid and hasn't been in style since 2006. Buy a belt.
>>1502470
I wear a lot of stuff like pic related. Not too fancy, just nice. Looks like you care about what you look like, but not too much.
>>1502460
Its all about the fit. Usually I wear high quality jeans and black T-Shirts that fit nicely. Boots winter sneakers during summer. I actually reduced my wardrobe quite a bit because I dont like thinking too much about what to wear when I get dressed.
So Yeah. Jeans and black tees. Or white ones.
Also being somewhat athletic helps.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-13/china-economy-strengthened-as-factory-output-retail-strengthen
>>1502451
>Rebound suggests July weakness was a blip, not fresh downturn
>Policy support has stabilized world’s second-biggest economy
I kept hearing so much talk of "hard landing" and "economic collapse" and "bubble bursting" last year.
>>1502455
Anyone got an answer?
>>1502451
Wait till they float the yuan and holy shit they will sky rocket next 50 years. Yes, china has a big debt problem but they will overcome it withing 4-5 years, after that period they will be the number 1 economy in the world. in 10-15 years they will be 3-4x usa size economy.
Alright, tell me what you think. I currently have the following tickers in my portfolio.
EMLC
JNK
PCY
AAXJ
BKF
BRK.B
EWJ
EWP
FXI
GXC
RSX
RWX
VEA
VSS
>holding stocks
that's pretty cute OP
>>1502552
Hang on, we have a genius here. Please enlighten us, Mr. Gates.
Do you even into stocks?
>dad wants to file a claim for the ICPT class action
>form wants to know of all actions with this stock from jan 11 2014 to may 20 2014
>go to web broker site
>each transaction confirmation is one day per page
>i will need to print out at least 50 pages of this shit
anyone know a better way to get proof of purchases than this?
what if i submit my 2014 trading summary, it has all my activity with the stock neatly condensed, but there are no trade numbers or any confirmation numbers on that at all
Just FYI, your censoring on the bar code is ineffective. You need to draw a square that fully blocks a section to break readability.
>>1502372
>He's a canadian
and here is how the trading summary looks. It has everything consolidated. it has his name and account number, but no confirmation of any kind to prove its not just typed up in photoshop
>>1502381
kk thx ill keep that in mind
Right so here's the thing
>wasted 3 years at college
>now at 23 finally finished first year
>2 more to go to diploma(EU)
>Brought shame to famiry, parents don't look me in the same way, since I lied to them in past about passing grades
I've had enough, my peers all starting to get jobs, gfs, careers and I'm stuck working manual labour to pay my tuition. Recommend me some good business ideas I can start on right now, I'm studying maths and I got some coding knowledge(python,java). I wanna be my own boss when I graduate, maybe then I can look myself in the mirror.
Start a shariah hotel
>>1502328
I would stick with the coding. Have you finished any good projects you could show an employer?
Start by stopping posting asses on a cambodian shark fin trading market
i never seen the Vix and Dow go negative at the same time.
is somthing happening.
oh its about to go down
>>1502326
Seems like it
Yeah, shits about to get real. I just sold all my stocks, and I'm beginning to line up my shorts
Which one is going to pump this time?
XCN
Place your bets, everyone.
Qora
Just gained 100% briefly yesterday, I don't think it's done yet
Volume only reached 700 BTC, it has a history of a 4-5000+ pump
How do I become a highly professional CEO/consultant?
The gig is basically a well paid "idea's guy" isn't it?
>>1502239
Rules are dum.
Is your business saddled with a bunch dumb rules?
http://www.inc.com/lolly-daskal/10-dumb-rules-that-make-your-best-people-want-to-quit.html
>>1502239
At the end of the day you have to produce. Im a digital marketing consultant and run my own shit. I can make a thousand posts on facebook about the importance of having social media or talk about how PPC campaigns will boost their business profits, but if you don't have the proof to back it up, your clients will see the BS.
>>1502239
You should probably try to be a good manager of some sort at any store any store you can be a franchise owner and just have some really good ideas
Sup biz
Can you guys help me convince my rich father that buying a luxury condo in downtown Chicago is a worthwhile investment?
Dude is convinced its a bad investment and is obsessed with foreign investment in land and only ever interested local businesses. Can you guys help? Thanks
>>1502206
>chicago
Its like you want to be shot. Go get your own money if you want to buy something instead of relying on daddy
>>1502206
Tell dad to buy you a nice luxury condo in Somalia. It's safe there, too, like Chicago.
>>1502222
Nice digits, if you dont know the difference between Downtown and Englewood please dont reply
How do you guys plan your meals? After a few years of living on my own I think I've got a pretty good system down, buying bulk and value and eating a very healthy diet. The best thing I've done is learn to cook. I hardly ever eat out because I like my own food much more, it's cheaper, and I enjoy cooking. I can go to the grocery store and get what's on sale, and think of new ways to put things together and not get bored. Anyway, I'll start with some of my staples.
Crock pot- One of the best investments I've ever made in the kitchen. Throw some food in this bad boy, turn it on for 6-8 hours, and come back to delicious food that will last the rest of the week. I can turn it on in the morning before work and come home to a house that smells so good I cum in my pants as I open the door. Stews, cheap cuts of meat, soups, chicken, you name it. This baby does it all.
Rice- I buy those 10 or 20 lb sacks at the store every few months. I'll make up to 10 servings at a time and then throw the rest in the fridge for leftovers. Fried rice, jambalaya, breakfast burritos with some egg, basically unlimited options. I usually cook in a pot but also have a nice rice cooker that you just turn on and don't have to watch, like with the crock pot. Simple.
Grocery list- I go once a week to the store. Usually I get eggs, milk, bread, and whatever protein is on sale. Usually chicken, ground beef, or a cheap cut of meat I can slow cook in the crock pot. For ground beef, I usually get the meatloaf mix that's a mix of beef/veal/pork, as it comes out like a dollar cheaper per pound. I get pasta when it's on sale and stockpile it at home. Same for sauces, spices, canned food and other non-perishables. I buy fruits and vegetables the same way, whatever's on sale. One week maybe apples, the next carrots, etc.
Usually I spend about $30 per week on food. This gets me breakfast lunch, dinner and snacks every day. I also feed my girlfriend 2-3 days a week when she's over.
How about you guys?
>>1502171
Yes, buy food in bulk and use coupons for other misc things.
i drink pee to save water
>>1502207
I roasted the sweat glands off my feet, armpits, and hands, so I won't have to drink so much to begin with.
Tell me /biz/, there's a real estate bubble going on in 'stralya and everyone knows it. I did some research and found some good stocks I might short to cash in on the bubble bursting (http://www.cnbc.com/2016/05/23/australia-housing-bubble-fears-make-investors-nervous-about-big-four-banks.html):
4 Stocks:
-Australia & New Zealand Bank (ANZ)
-Commonwealth Bank of Australia (CBA)
-National Australia Bank (NAB)
-Westpac
Any other good stocks/ETFs I could short? I was considering maybe buying an Ultrashort Australian Dollar ETF, but wouldn't that go down in the event that the Royal Bank of Australia eases monetary policy because of a recession?
Any other good instruments I can use to cash in on this? Is there any chance that the bubble will pop anytime soon or am I being a Cassandra?
monitoring
>>1502136
how do you short using westpac/commsec investing app or you can't?
>>1503060
Brokers won't accept shorts from retail investors, unless you are buying in large volumes.
It's a moot point anyway. Shorting isn't worth the potential gain, let alone the stress.