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just take over, then hire a manager.
you can pay him in blowjobs.

>>1508420
Do both. Think outside the box to lighten the load of your father's business. Not knowing the type of business, I can't say much more.

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>>1508432
We make dog and cat collars (out of high quality leather) and leather accessories, starting to branch out into leather goods for huamns now too.

By not living in america

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>>1508381


>Not setting up a turret in your living room

Oh sowwy officeuhh
i was holding it for my awmy fewnd

>>1508381
>One minute is all it takes for your door to come crashing down.
if you have high-explosives sure.
but there is nothing you can do really. you can put it in a safe, but even those can be opened in time. if you have a lot of money you gonna have a safe hidden that gives the attackers at least an hour of struggle to open or move and an alarm system that connects to private security firm that responds in 10 minutes. if you don't have much wealth this is not an option it wouldn't be worth it.

I've thought about it but haven't done it. Just ask the company if they cover workmans comp or if you need to. If you wanna be extra cautious ask for a copy of their policy in writing.

You could also use general liability insurance. I get mine for $400 a year.

Just depends on how big you are and where you are at. You could just say fuck it and do your thing with no coverage. There's a guy on here with a mil per year business that has no insurance.

Workmans comp is a fuckin ripoff. They wanted $1500 per year for me to cover 1 employee. And I have a fucking cleaning business. I told them to fuck off.

>>1508547
$1500? That's actually a little better than I thought, but I'm running saw and shit, so they may hit me harder. Yeah, that's half the reason I want a contractor that someone else is sweating the hr bullshit over. The other reason, I can pay a fair amount, but the work is a bit more sporadic (1 or 2 5 hr shifts a week).

I'll just give them a call. Thanks broseph!

>>1508337
I had a couple labor ready guys help me move. Saved me a shitload since moving companies rape you.

>>1508292
just make sure you're in their will without them knowing you want to know whether you are in their will or not

Nothing because everyone would abuse it and anything "clever" you might come up with is illegal for sure.

figure out where their valuables are. be the first one there after they pass. that's the traditional way of settling family inheritance disputes.

Look at what happened in other countries in similar situations and apply that to Germany. Also stock up on roulette papers, friend.

>>1508304
Sry, auto-correct: stock up on toilet paper

>>1508306
>stock up on toilet paper
I dont get this.

Learn to cybersquatting

yeah, it's bs. best bet is use as shopify store name IMO.

>buy obscure domain names that are available because no one wants them
>Why isn't anyone buying my domain names?

>>1508240
offering blow jobs.

Pretend to sell illegal things and wait for someone to give them money.

Some even deliver and actually give you the stuff.

droogs

Leeeeel that pic got me

>>1508234

You can legit do this.

I know a guy that has purchased $3000 worth of shit that's in that bitch.

Just yesterday he was going to buy a WordPress plugin that shortened Google URLs. For $17.

They exist.

>>1508408
>Just yesterday he was going to buy a WordPress plugin that shortened Google URLs. For $17.
Please explain.

>>1508188
Try working 40 hours a week for $10/hr.

Bam, $1600 a month + Benefits and an employer matched ira because your working full time.

>>1508188
>buy kneepads
>offer mouth as pucci
>let Jamal and Juan use it, you can be as passive as you like
Bam, £500 a month easily

Don't focus on passive income unless you're ready to retire. Capital growth, meng, do it when you're young

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Bodyguards? I'm not sure, maybe if I did something risky.
But I want a professional driver and a personal assistant.
If I will find someone who can do all these things and I can trust him/her, that would be awesome.
But I have a feeling that when I'll be on that level in business I'll just hire someone pic related or a few playmates.

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>>1508224

Fair enough, I'd be more than willing to be an over-mucsled chauffeur.

I had experience as a groundskeeper and gun boy as a teen so i think that would help in my favour should rich anons have big estates.

I think all i ever want in life is to serve someone truly deserving of my talents im accumlating in my field.

They dont have to nessisarily be a 'good' person either, just someone i can quietly admire and be proud to serve.

>do any of /biz/ have security?
not really, just some company-provided security for negotiations in Nicaragua once. in third world shitholes you basically have to hire mercs so your exces aren't kidnapped or killed. it was a bit scary sitting in a van with an ex-Blackwater guy holding an MP5 while the vehicle is doing a sharp turn onto a bumpy dirt road at 80 mph. they sent out two other cars as decoys and apparently one of them had run into a roadblock and taken fire from the roof of a building and they didn't want to take the risk that all of their routes had been compromised.

i have no way of verfiying their tale though. it might have just been marketing theater so i tell HQ to hire them again. but maybe i just can't fathom a place being so bad it's ruled by gangs and thugs with automatic weapons and loose trigger fingers...

>>1508170
Man this annoys me so fucking much. Freedom of religion was meant to be about protecting the people from the government enforcing a religion on you; it wasn't meant to protect lazy fucks who won't do what their boss wants them to do. If you cannot or will not complete your work duties for any reason at all your boss has grounds to fire you, period.

>>1508170
yeah, that employer fucked up.

if their sole business was delivering beer, bacon, gay men and dogs then it'd be a different story. But if you CAN accommodate someone's stupid religion and refuse you're just asking for it.

this is why rednecks can't business. Conservatives will soon be sued out of existence and that's not a bad thing.

>>1508321
>But if you CAN accommodate someone's stupid religion and refuse you're just asking for it.
But that's retarded anon.

>>1508151

Drive it until it blows up. I doubt you'd get anything for it at this point anyway, so the value is just whatever scrap is. If it's in rush shape you wouldn't be able to part it out. (Not sure, you didn't state that).

Take 4k and buy the best valued vehicle you can get that doesn't require a payment. That's where your own personal homework will have to come in.

>>1508151
Ive always heard this. If you have to make a major repair on a car, in order to see if its a better deal to fix the car or get a new one, take the cost of the proposed repair and divide it by 12. If the figure you get is half or more of what a new car payment would be, then buy a new car.

For example

Engine craps out. Its 3600 to repair or rebuild it. That's 300-ish dollars a month. Money better put to a new car.

Or

Some random ass thing craps out and its 1000 to replace. Thats under a hundred bucks a month so just suck it up and make the repair.

>>1508158
Heh. Nice comparison. I'm planning on doing all this at home (besides the mounts i dont wanna fuck that up) so it should be cheap. I just hate the idea of piled up problems and waiting on parts to be delivered.

>>1508154
Good to know. My brother really wants rhis car but he doesnt know that deep inside I want to drive it til it dies.

>>1508136
Google the following you stupid faggot:

1) what are interest rates?

2) why is risk and reward always proportional?

3)how do I know if I'm gay?

~$80,000

>>1508144
lot more if you want to keep up with inflation.

I'm tired of your Tyrone. My earphones were stolen just last week. Fuck you.

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>>1508110
you´re hired

They had to use a negro in their commercial,
they had to

>>1508039

Show tits?

>>1508039
What e commerce platform do you use. I just started selling niches on amazon, and it's decent

>>1508039
21 yo student here, got an idea for electronic product. Need to do a lot of testing though, so it isn't certain if it's viable.

I'm wondering what kind of workplace I need if/when I'm gonna produce my product. What kind of workplace did you use at the start, did you upgrade, and what kind of advice would you give someone like me about this topic.