>tfw you order jap/chink food and they give you four sets of chopsticks
/biz/ - Business & Finance
>>1510407
you are a NEET and i earn more money than you. adults are talking, senpai. vamoose.
>>1510402
I have my own set of chopsticks I picked up cheap at a supermarket in Japan.
I once tried to use those disposable wooden chopsticks that come whenever I order sushi but they were covered in fucking splinters.
Who else is using YouTube to make money?
Me, made 11k dollars in the last 3 months
hoping to double it
>>1510283
Congrats mate, can I ask what niche you're in? You don't have to get too specific, but informational, entertainment?
I've been making drone videos for fun
Do you have to have a partner to make money?
Graduating HS this year and don't know what I want to do in college, so not going into debt for that shit. Currently working at McDicks but don't think I can make a career out of that.
Besides trade school what are some avenues I can take out of HS and make my way up the ladder?
My last gf had such small tits. Like just a big nipple you suck on. Man I want a girl with monster tits and a skinny frame.
>>1510235
try r9k
>>1510182
Name? I want her to drink milk and puke it on her tits and my cock while I fuck her beautiful face.
So yeah this is just a followup thread to those following my portfolio from last week. Also been requested to provide "proof" that beating the market actually isnt impossible at all countless of times, well heres a start. >And to the index memesters, just because you suck doesnt mean everyone else does.
The 1st of september i posted this.
(Up from 130.000 in february.)
>>1510129
>Also been requested to provide "proof" that beating the market actually isnt impossible
But have you done it long-term?
I don't speak Snownigger so I can't tell what this chart is saying, but anyone can beat the market short-term.
>>1510150
Im up 140% since i started in jan. 2015.
I NEED TO EARN 500$ A MONTH NOW QUICKLY FROM HOME BEHIND PC OTHERWISE I WILL DIE PLEASE HELP ME WHAT CAN I DO
literally mcdonalds
>>1509967
>I NEED TO EARN 500$
alright cool
>NOW QUICKLY
no problem
>FROM HOME BEHIND PC
haha wut
OTHERWISE I WILL DIE
hahaahaah
man you people are such idiots. you're just some faggot that's making up some dumb story, thinking """we""" aren't telling you the real deal, so you spam threads over and over asking basically "how do i make money online"
Do mturk full time or shut the fuck up.
>>1509980
Literally not that hard if you have a computer related skill.
Why is this board so dumb?
OP, go to code academy, learn something and then freelance. Lie about your experience, no one really cares anyway. You'll pull at least 4,000 a month within a year.
how can i stay sharp and concentrated without the use of narcotics? is there any way you stay sharp and concentarted ? I always feel spaced out and tired.
cold showers
>>1509707
will try that out, thank you anon.
>>1509706
start getting good sleep, i'm talking 10 hrs per day minimum
been doing it since high school and it's always worked out
it gets rid of the spaced out feeling but you still have to set your mind to being productive, but it's so easy when you're constantly well-rested
it might be hard to get used to doing this at first so if you have trouble, go on a hunger strike to reset your sleep schedule and get into the habit of 10-hour nights
I am an American citizen interested in finding an immigrant that is willing to pay in exchange for marriage and a green card. I know this is not unheard of. Does anyone have experience or know someone that is seeking this type of service? Grassyass!
>>1509692
I'll give you $100 but I'm a guy, that's legal there right you fucking degenerates?
Man, you should really reconsider.
I was looking into this because I'm a khv loser, but they'll just end up fucking you over.
My buddy went through with this, the cunt even had his kid which even and convinced him she was going to stay. Sure enough though, the day her greencard came through, she left his ass for another dude she'd been fucking for god knows how long and now he's on the hook for his house and a quarter of his wages.
>>1509692
You better not be in the US. They can divorce you once theit citizenship goes through and take half your shit + alimomey. Prenups don't work, the judge will dismiss it as a "ransom tactic" since they needed the marriage to stay in the states
Why have wages stagnated?
growth has stagnated
>>1509644
but productivity hasn't
>>1509640
Taxes, muh welfare and shit, I guess...
>inherited plot of land
>no idea what the fuck to use it for
it's in the USA if that matters.
what do?
>>1509622
Make a parking lot
>>1509622
plant weed
What state? rural or urban? Size? Terrain?
Is moving to Malta only way to avoid paying a shitload of money to the gov? im currently living in germany and paying around 15k tax off and 50k income. im selfemployed with internet business. business skyrocket this year and hopfully will continue to in next years - so i will even pay more tax. pls tell me best way to not support merkel.
>>1509549
Find a trustworthy lawyer and ask them to set up any and all tax avoidances possible, while also tell him to find ways for you to gain welfare money to reverse the taxes you will inevitably pay.
I'm in a similar position. I actually went to Malta to check it out in April to see if I want to live there. I have not quite made up my mind yet.
Malta does seem like the best option though in Europe. Bulgaria could be another option since you would only have to pay 10% there.
In Malta you only pay tax on income you remit to Malta, so that's great.
Do you guys not bother with friends?
I'm getting tired of this lifestyle I'm running right now.
I get up, work an 8-hour shift, eat a meal, then start another 8-hour shift at my second job, then go home and sleep 6-8 hours depending on if I need to shower.
All this so that I can work on paying off my 4-year auto loan I started several months ago, after paying down on my credit card.
Pay isn't consistent, so there may be a week or even a month where I won't make enough money to spend freely on shit I want and my credit card balance is up again just from maintaining my car.
I'm only working minimum wage for both my jobs and lack any skill to move myself up the ladder and have no desire in going to school (late 20s btw).
So my only hope is the $10 worth of lottery tickets I get every week, hoping I'll win at least a couple thousand just to help me out.
Anybody else on the same boat?
>>1509515
>spending 10 bucks/week on lottery tickets
Take that money and try something else. Literally everything's better than gambling.
Buy crypto currencies or penny stocks.
>inb4 "these things are just memes"
But your probability is much higher with meme shit than gambling.
>>1509515
try r9k
>>1509515
silly wagie
>tfw fell for the accounting meme
Couldn't cut it huh?
accounting is literally just practice. I know its boring as fuck but its one of the few ways to get into a good position without going to a great school. literally study your ass off, pass the CPA and get a good job.
If you learn programming / excel you'll be fine, you can still make it.
And you'll be a god amongst men compared to other accountants.
Did you guys fall for the "female Steve Jobs" trap? I remember hearing her name a few years back and now checking how things are going for her and Theranos, what a group of scammers :D
>>1509441
>Trusting wymen with /biz/
The only biz women should be involved in is when taking the biz
>it's a /biz/ takes out their frustration over not getting laid on women by cherrypicking scam artists and incompetent people despite them existing for both genders and then proceed to talk about how they ;didn't want to get laid anyways' like an upset child thread
>>1509468
*Tick tock*
*Tick tock*
You'll be 30 sooner than you think
*Tick tock*
*Tick tock*
enjoy it while it lasts
*Tick tock*
isn't he worth 100 million why does he live in such a dump
>>1509340
Manhattan?
>>1509340
He's also a virgin who spends his Saturday nights streaming on periscope
what is liquidity
Is $BIOC$ more then just another Meme stock?
More then what?
Did you mean to use the word "than" there?
I can see it having a nice raise in the fuiture in my opinion what does /biz/ think?
>>1510706
Have they figured out what was causing all those midgets to die?