>happy Friday
Is this what salary cucks tell each other to hide the sadness of being a corporate slave?
We actually leave around 4:30 cause "fuck, thank god it's Friday"
>>1519308
try r9k
>>1519311
I leave at 4:30 on Fridays too. It's pretty cozy senpai.
HEAR makes a comeback. Released FDA cleared tinnitus add-on to one of their headsets.
Who hear hoping to see it back at $3 per share?
Wasn't that announced a month ago?
>>1519337
Yeah, but the gains are now m8.
>>1519828
The gains are never "now" you dolt. If there was a real profit to be made someone already figured it out before you and you are waaay to late to hop on the hype train.
easy money thread
Knee
Lip balm
>>1519270
Sell your mother to prostitution.
>transfer majority of paycheck after bills into savings
>have no money to spend
At first this was hard, but now I'm addicted to saving money. I've gotten really good at not spending on anything except essentials.
Who else /obsessiveSaver/ here?
>>1519253
Try Professional mode:
max 401k
Withhold all taxes, insurance from pay before it hits your account.
Transfer 2/3 of remaining value to various savings/depository accounts.
Allow remaining 23% to hit checking account.
Live off of checking acct. Transfer IRS limit to Roth IRA once a year.
All you really need to pay for is affordable on a minimum wage budget. If you can't afford it there, you probably don't need it right now, or you are supporting multiple people.
>>1519354
>tfw No place for general savings since money markets cap around 1%, and even 5-year jumbo CDs are only sitting around 2%. God damnit, I want somewhere to put my money, but the market is too rich right now to want to throw in non-Roth non-401k money.
My emergency fund just sits there earning a paltry $50 in interest a month. ;_;
>>1519379
Good god, that was not all meant to be greentexted.
how do i make 100k a year from dividends or interest or capital gains. would 2 mil accomplish this
>>1519200
You don't have much money so why do you ask?
I know you don't because somebody who made it wouldn't ask such basic questions.
>>1519203
i have 2 mil
>>1519204
If you bought a bunch of shares from companies with a decent growth rate of just 4% per year then you would earn 80,000 per year.
Is reaching a buy point...who's getting in?
>be retard
>think it's at it's highs I wouldn't buy that it's gonna crash
>>1519211
why would it crash?
is everyone suddenly going to stop eating big macs?
>dude, it went up so it will keep going up lmao
really
Do you remember the rich man who paid Michelangelo to paint the Sistine Chapel? No of course not, you remember Michelangelo
It was the medecci family lol
>>1519190
/thread
learned this in art history in like the 10th grade OP. nobody actually gives a fuck about michelangelo on a daily basis.
Michelangelo said sure I'll paint it
>laughs to himself and thinks
>but I'm gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dicks out
GOLDEN TIME!! edition.
Partake in the raging clusterfuck (/biz/ chat):
https://discord.gg/014fDbZ8P7TPWMIEr
Stickerbitch's diary of disaster and memescalendar:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol%40gmail.com
-- Robinhood FAQs --
- VISIT THE WEBSITE FIRST - www.robinhood.com
> How is it free?
They invest your unsettled funds after a trade. It's also pretty basic software.
> When is it coming to my country?
Probably never. They only have plans on an Australian beta.
> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
If it takes more than 3 days, try emailing their support. They are very good.
> Is this the place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
No, go to stocktwats or suckingalpha (you'll find plenty of it here anyway, though)
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
No, that would actually be illegal. Robinhood graphs are just shit and only show you an average, not-really-realtime price. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
thinkorswim is bretty gud if you want to go open a second account with real broker.
Otherwise you should be using stockcharts.com, finviz, or Yahoo/Google finance for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
>How do I git gud?
Technical analysis
http://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/candlestick.asp?layout=infini&v=5F&orig=1&adtest=5F
Fundamental Analysis- Finance lessons by Martin Shkreli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARrNYyJEnFI
> If I have Robinhood do I need to worry about 'Free Riding' violations?
No, it's not applicable for limited margin accounts (instant), and if you don't have instant, RH won't let you buy with unsettled funds.
> Can I use Robinhood on my PC?
Yes, download an android emulator. Setup is extremely easy. http://www.memuplay.com/
PREVIOUS THREAD >>1516955
first for nwbo
>cures cancer still loses me $250.
the market is fucking RIGGED
So is there a youtube channel that actually explains the basics of stock trading?
Every single video I watch on the subject involves some con artiest telling you how you can make thousands of dollars in seconds if you sign up for there e-class, or buy there e-book or other garbage.
>>1519102
No
If you want to learn it for real stop being a fag and get some books.
Start by learning to read financial accounts, then read benjamin graham
>>1519105
>benjamin graham
>Read the works of an 1800's investor, to learn about the modern stock market
Thanks for the info anon, but i'm a little skeptical about this part. Can you explain his relevance?
>>1519111
His relevance is that he's the grandfather of value investing, and his books from 1940 are being reprinted today because he is so amazing, and his writing so good, and his advice still applicable.
I'd suggest once you can read accounts to pick up the reprint of the 1940 edition of Security Analysis, or perhaps pick up his reprinted, or 1975 edition of The Interpretation of Financial Statements.
Nothing has changed about the stock markets since his time, except financial information on companies has become much easier to access due to the internet, and updated accounting regulations.
Did anyone else get scammed by this chink shit?
I'm still fucking waiting for it to hit "the moon". You fucking said it was going big, /biz/!
when did you buy it?
"PND" <-- name prettymuch says it all
>slantcoin
Never heard of it
>>1519065
this is literally two years old. fuck off already bag holder.
Is college a waste of time if your primary goal in life is to make enough money to have a nice life (i.e. at least a few hundred thousand dollars per year)?
>>1518880
>at least a few hundred thousand dollars per year
Tell me how you plan to do this without playing the higher education game
>>1518905
Well, you make money by providing goods and services which create value for others, and capturing some of that value for yourself as profit. There are plenty of ways to do this which do not require a four-year BA or BS to do.
Suppose, for example, that you decide to create and sell mass-market software. Why would you want to spend four years getting a degree in computer science from Stanford and then maybe an MBA from Wharton when you could just learn to program in 3 to 6 months, learn enough about the basic principles of accounting, marketing and running a company and then start working?
Why waste years and years getting an unnecessary credential when you can just learn the specific skills you need in a small fraction of that time, and for virtually nothing compared to the cost of an undergraduate degree (tuition + room and board)?
>>1518913
Absolutely. If you think you can learn everything college can teach on your own by yourself (many can), then do it. AFAIC college is done just for the experience/making connections. If you already know what you want to do and how to get about doing it, college is a terribly inefficient way to get you there.
So, it looks like i will be coming into some money in a few months after things are setteled.
Somewhere between $100000 and $130000 depending on how things go.
I am a dumbshit college student (almost done) and I am unemployed and have never had more than $4000 before.
I have no idea what to do with it.
Mabey get some dental work done and a car less than 20 years old.
Any advice for a clueless canadian?
I know for sure $60000 of that is non taxable income.
>>$2-4000 car
>>10-15,000 Plot of land
>>$5-10,000 Trailer
>>Internet
>>Invest the rest
Thank me later
>>1518872
Is it expensive to heat a trailer during winter? They have less insulation but they are also smaller so idk. Not OP btw.
>>1518872
I've lived in a few trailers before. Central/electric heating is usually pretty hard on the electric bill, so your best bet if you can is to try to find a second hand wood stove. You can often find people selling firewood by the truckload for decently cheap. Last time I had wood heat was ~5 years ago, and I paid about $75 for a pickup truck load that got me through the winter. This may vary if you're in a colder area.
I'm new to trading and just heard of Robinhood. I started trading earlier this week with about ~$1k
Right now I'm down $10 but I'm looking to learn and improve my fundamental trading skills since I'm a pleb right now.
I haven't gone all out on APPL stock like a dipshit or anything like that, just been putting money on small things here and there.
I'm looking for any and all help I can get. I've been doing a lot of research already but figured I'd ask you guys.
>tldr; new to trading stocks with Robinhood, looking for tips/info/etc
Just lurk the robinhood general like the rest of us, learn through experience
>>1518847
Robinhood sucks balls for trading.
Use it for long term investing, if anything.
>>1518867
Why does it suck balls? Aside from them discouraging day trading of course.
I'm applying for IB internships. What do I need to say in interviews and cover letters? Also what will I be doing and is it worth it?
>>1518833
Also I'm a Math CS double major at a top 50 university
>is it worth it?
If you're asking this you're wasting your own time
>>1518836
Well all I see are pro's honestly but idk sometimes people on this board will surprise you with info you wouldn't know. I'm more asking about the first part though
SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
My parents would not give me allowance for regular expenditures in college due to the poor performance at school but instead they said I could earn money by improving grades... but only A-/A count.
A-/A = 50 dollar and i could get bonus for getting straight A-/A each month
or i could go to work...... outside of school
What should i do??????????????
>>1518802
>get shit grades
>thinks getting a job and managing work/school will improve your grades
just knuckle up and study.
>>1518802
Stupid question
>>1518802
you should try r9k