hey i dont have much programming skills but i made a website and used adsense on it. it brought me 1000-2000 eur monthly, 19000 eur total so far. then i decided to use wordpress and i somehow lost my good position in the search results and my earnings went downhill. i must have fucked up something since i am not a pro ( i did no spam or anything against googles rules, i guess some kind of seo mistake ) .now i wonder if there is a place where people would buy my whole project and fix it, bring it back to the good earnings. of course i can proof everything with screenshots or whatever. thx
>>1541158
What's your website specialise in? Do you do any sort of marketing?
>>1541161
its a website where you find jokes, sounds weird but its true. i wanted something without having problems with copyright. its like a joke archive, with lots of categorys (chuck norris jokes, your mama jokes and so on ) .users can submit jokes and rate them.
>>1541170
How many views were you averaging each month? Did you hire somebody to write the site for you?
Doomsday hype (DB fiasco), Oil hype (Saudi-Iran talks fail), ggGold futures hype.
So who rode the hype thinking any of that would be anytime soon or would affect things soon? We are seeing and going to see a prolonged 'Dead Cat' for DB, Oil even with underlying woes well past 2016 maybe 17. When 'sensible' people leap off the stock market this opens up more for speculation increases, so who leapt so far? What's the current speculation, your speculation?
Hedging gold, silly plebes. Even Austrian Economics recognizes that it is not a safe hedge
Russia and China buying massive gold reserves believing in Doomsday of fiat dollar. Yes, commodity, no gold. Who the fuq uses gold anymore? OIL is king baby, that's why dollar, which all oil is denominated by, will always be king
I'm sure people can post and display data alll day long on adverse of dollar supply, oil inventories, bank debt. But the numbers lie when considering the stock market baby. Here we make magic happen. We just lower the estimates and thus reports all signify above performance.
Should I delete my social media accounts? All they seem to do is make me focus on other people's lives and distract me from my own.
Should I cast off the electronic Jew?
Yes, if u need to stay in contact just use massinger
I agree.. Social media is a complete waste of time and I find myself discontent with my life because other people's lives seem to be better. When in reality everyone's loves are complete shit and they just post the best parts of their lives on lifeinvader
>>1541199
Lifeinvader was a great metaphor for Facebook
How risky is this plan? I'm currently a 22yo making 56k a year with a raise to 71k in 3 years. I'm considering saving up about 50k and putting it into very safe .5-1% return daily stocks and just living off that for the rest of my life. Is this possible or will a market crash kill me.
Market crash that is coming up I don't think would be super conducive to that
>>1541114
>putting it into very safe .5-1% return daily stocks
I really wish the mods would ban anyone who posts frogs or bait threads like this
>>1541114
>1% return daily
>safe
nigga...
Let's say I have a million dollars in cash. How and how much can I make with them with the very minimal effort required? I was reading about lottery winners who lose almost all their winnings within a few years and it made me think.
Also, what's a good amount to retire at?
>>1541094
>lottery winners who lose almost all their winnings within a few years
That's because they're financial idiots to begin with, otherwise they wouldn't be playing the lottery.
Plus, they tend to be surrounded by like minded morons, who are only too happy to help them spend.
>Retire
By that do you mean no longer do anything that can be called 'work', or no longer earn a salary. In either case, it's heavily dependent on location, your assets, potential cashflow, etc..
>Million USD
Probably around about 10-20x over a long period of time if you don't fuck up and lose tons of equity during a market crash, which assuming you want to be a lazy faggot, you likely will.
I forgot to mention that I also want to learn about finance and economics from scratch, I have a lot of time and nothing better to do, really. Can someone please recommend books for investing and whatnot.
I've also heard that index funds can get you an average of 7% a year, so 7% of a million is 70k which in my opinion is enough to get by so a million dollars should be enough to retire with?
>>1541130
>By that do you mean no longer do anything that can be called 'work', or no longer earn a salary.
Former.
>>1541130
>Probably around about 10-20x over a long period of time if you don't fuck up and lose tons of equity during a market crash, which assuming you want to be a lazy faggot, you likely will.
What is equity?
I know metathreads are frowned upon, but why is /biz/ so fucking awful?
Guys dumping their money in penny stocks, guys shilling for cryptocurrencies, guys overly praising gold, this one market crash spammer, ZeroHedge-tier reasoning, etc. etc.
Recommend me some better trading/money forums, here you have to wade through too much shit to get to the few good posts
>>1541074
Get the fuck out.
Buy potcoin.
>>1541083
Kek buy eth
>>1541074
/pol/ has leaked onto other boards to the point where they think they run the site. They unironically believe 4chan has always been racist idiots and /pol/ is older than 5 years.
pretty much any financial forum would be better.
I'm a 29 year old college drop out, I haven't had a steady job in 5 years (for various reasons, some of them legitimate, but none of which an employer will or should want to hear), and I have a criminal record.Fast food places wont even hire me. What do /biz/? Suicide is not an option, nor is dick sucking.
what are your hobbies?
There are companies that only hire felons. Alternatively, if you did something minor, look into getting your record expunged.
What exactly did you do?
>>1541057
Shitposting, reading, watching movies, and drinking. I also enjoy outdoor stuff and hands-on work (I am registered for trade school, but class doesn't start til next year). A car is a must for basic construction and labor jobs around here, and I need a job first so I can buy a car (this is my goal for the next 11 months, as I will definitely need a car when I finish trade school). Tomorrow I'm applying for a seasonal position at a hardware store, but am worried that my criminal record will fuck that up.
http://pastebin.com/RVGMMYu7
My first problem
You sound like a huge faggot. What did you expect from a place that sells dollar burgers and employs otherwise totally useless people. Just keep your eye on the future. Soon enough that cashier will be a robot that will never fuck your order up or have hands to wash.
I loved your reply it made me bust out laughing IRL.
>>1541029
OP if you're the author of this rant, you are an industrial-grade autist and this rant is industrial-grade autism.
>tfw too intelligent to trade stocks and meme coin
>>1540848
You must not have enough money to do it carefree.
>>1540848
Buy potcoin
>>1540848
>too intelligent
>implying overthinking makes you a genius
Is the supply and demand curve a meme?
>>1540828
Equilibrium theory is bunk. Prices are actually reflexive.
>>1540828
These things only exist because it gives economist something to do.
What's the best way to get neutral news nearly in real-time ?
By being a billionaire hedge fund manager.
>>1540706
MSNBC is really centrist. But faux news and nbc are too right w ing to be objective
zerohedge.com
Let's put the memes aside for a second now lads, give me a reason to get a job apart from "muh contributions to society"
Here is my current situation, I'm 27 and have been NEET for 5 years
>I own a (rural) bungalow in excellent condition with the mortgage paid off, (I bought this myself with money earned while at uni), I own a good car as well.
>I don't have "expensive tastes" like fancy cars/clothes etc, and wouldn't buy them even if I had the money
>I have EASILY enough NEETbux to cover my expenses (and luxury purchases), and save about £3000 per year which I don't need. This is due to not having to pay rent.
>There is a very low risk of the bux being cut off, and I have £30,000 savings in cash.
>I have a good STEM degree, so if for any reason I did need to get a job I could (I'm a NEET out of choice)
>I am enjoy hiking, gardening etc. With my free time I go on week long camping trips every few weeks, and sometimes tour the UK living in the back of my car
There's no real reason is there?
>>1540639
Who gets dressed before they take a shit?
>>1540639
There's no reason.
Stay a NEET but this isn't the board, try /r9k/.
We're Maximalist Wagecucks here, you wouldn't want to talk to us anyway
>>1540639
r9k knows about this more, you should go there.
OKAY BOYS
IM BUYING $CGC AND $APH
DROPPING $10K IN THIS SHIT. LET'S GO THE FUCKING MOON THANKS TO BASED TRUDEAU
>>1540621
>MFW 1350 shares of APH have netted me 600$ since a week and a half ago.
What do you think of AFI Affinor growers?
>>1540785
Really? Damn I feel like a fool for only getting in now.
You holding until April?
>He thinks Trudeau is actually going to deliver on anything except boatloads of brown people who would stone you to death for smoking weed
Would you buy Sony?
Thinking about it, because of the release of their new VR on Oct. 13. Probably I´m going with 750$ in a K.O. with 10-15x leverage. (Im a student and that is my monthly pay).
Only thing that I dont like is that they are already pretty high - see 2Y Chart.
>>1540619
Why would that be a success? Most PS4 users have much less money than your average PC user to spend on VR. Chalk up Sony barely being able to do 60fps 1080p and why would VR be a success?
>>1540619
>750$ buy
>10-15x leverage
How are you going to get that kind of leverage?
And if you already have it, isn't $750 kind of a small buy?
What was that Marijuana stock everyone was raving about?
I can't remember please remind me
>>1540553
$NOOP?
>>1540554
I think $APH but that looks like a meme
nigga you dun smoked yourself stupid