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Men, you are gold. Drop out and become a traer, you are gonna be rich in less than 6 months.

Please dont forget about me when you are on the top.

>>1544163
I fucking dare you son. Go ahead and lose your life savings and then some.

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>OP clearly incredulous at his success, asking if it might be a problem with the simulation
>/biz/ interprets this as "I AM THE BEST TRADER WHO EVER LIVED I'M GONNA MAKE 50% RETURNS EVERY DAY"

Living a trusting life is living a happy life, but it's not without the occasional price.

Just remember that when you pay that price it was worth the benefits that come with trusting people.

Friendship and getting their money in return for your time/effort/talent doesn't seem mutually exclusive.

>>1544199
i have no problem with pretending to be their friends but i think im actually starting to regard them with feelings of companionship and team camraderie which i feel is a weakness.

>>1544058
If you start with 8500 bucks and increase by 50% every month youll have a million dollars and some change by the end of the year.

>>1544077
nice meme

Can't you do this simple math?

I guess we need people to dig ditches too...

>>1544044
you know he will just shut down the site after buying it, dont you?
what did he do when he bought the Wu Tang Clan album? made sure no one can enjoy it. He will do the same with 4chan. He will shut it down to make sure no one will ever enjoy it again. He's a master troll, simple as that.

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>>1544044
>>1544086

OP's pic is a good start though.

>>1544086

I think it'd be the opposite. Most people on the Internet who are aware of 4chan hate it (Reddit, tumbr, twitter, etc.) Those are the same kind of people that also hate Martin Shkreli. If anything, he'd keep this place running the way it is if he wanted to troll people.

>>1544030
>What's stopping me from taking out a $100,000-$300,000 loan then buying an apartment complex?

Nothing except you can't buy an apartment complex for 100k-300k.

The return on that kind of investment is usually 10-20 years.

>>1544035
the thing is I've found 8Units for that price, and I'm sure if I invest in one in a foreign country the prices would be even better.

>>1544023
>Assuming the baby is white
What makes you think it wouldn't be?

>>1544032
you are getting distracted, focus on the question

>I want to get my baby a perfect credit score. How would I go about this?

I don't know too much about credit but a friend of mine was put as an authorized user on his parents credit cards when he was 14.
They never told him about it but they were good with money and managed to not fuck him over.
Now that we are in college he found out he actually has good credit without ever having done anything.
I wish my parents did that for me. But my parents sucked with money so I'd probably be worse off now that I think about it.

>>1543946
0 dollars

>>1543950
And why?

>>1543959
People with accounting degrees or experience aren't hard to come by.

>>1543845
Go to Erowid; better data there than from the spergs on /biz/. I had a follicle test like 10 years ago, I heard 3-6 months of bad behavior is recorded, and yes, 4 rails in 90 days will show IIRC. Go ask erowid; do ya Google too.

>>1543845
>Winners don't get caught using drugs
ftfy.

Really though
>Applying for jobs
>Using any drug that they'd test for
Dumbass. How is that a "curve ball"? You sound like a nigger complaining about a curve ball when they check his criminal record. It's to be expected.

Congratulations on getting that far though.

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>>1543880
Not every company blood tests you retard; even if they do, he asked a simple question, no need to be a dick

it's me.

>>1543921
Same, I'm productive tho. There are worse types.
> the guy who just sits there, says yes to everything, and contributes nothing

>>1543958
I contribute nothing and yawn.

>>1543837
your mom

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My parents and dead grandparents

feels good man

>>1543839
fpbp

Relearn those two things obviously. Then start relearning your notes

It will take you literally half an hour to learn to do everything you will ever need to do with both vlookups and pivot tables.

>>1543878

thanks, that's encouraging.

>Look at month-long charts
>Find steepest trends
>Buy or short a number of those currencies
>Some will win, some will lose
>Close out of losers and put the money back into winners.

Isn't this the type of trading you use algoritms and sell the algoritms when you've proven they worked.

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Forex can be your worst nightmare

>>1543747

Grunt work, yes.
Everything else, no.

This goes for every field.
Admin pin this thread pls.
No need to make more of these threads.

Unless it can help you evade taxes, no.

automated software doesn't threaten jobs rather it creates them. if you cant adapt your work to include those new opportunities you dont deserve to work

At roughly 45 hr/wk is the break even point. How many hours would you be working per week. >45 take the hourly. <45, take the salary.

I would take the salary. The extra few hours per week would add up.

And don't go thinking you can just work 60 hour weeks and grab an extra 40k per year. Very few employers would allow that.

Depends on the hours and workload expected for the salary.

>>1543606
Rebalancing... that's cute.

10% gold

Stopped listening right there

>>1543702
>implying the value of gold hasnt mooned in the past decade