I've been 15-25 minutes late for work everyday for months now. Was 2.5 hours late a couple weeks ago. I've had a few written and verbal warnings from my manager, is this grounds for getting fired?
Yes, especially since you've had warnings.
>>1544723
Indeed, do it like me, get at work in time and close yourself in the bathroom for 30 minutes saying you got cronic stomacache, no one will bother you. You can also trade forex while you make farting sounds with your mouth
Why are you so damn late all the time. Once every three months is acceptable because shit happens but there's no need to be this late constantly.
You must be the only one who can do your job there but let me tell you a thing. They're actively looking for a replacement and once they find one, your ass is grass.
It's me Martin Shkreli, ask me anything not business related.
>>1544692
Are you a virgin?
>>1544692
Top or bottom?
Some memecoin is going to moon.
Take Adderall.
Any non-commerce major is a meme.
College is a meme.
Accounting will become a meme.
If you buy stuff online, you don't have to pay for it.
Dropshipping is a new idea.
Gold is a meme.
Technical analysis is a meme.
Fundamental analysis is a meme.
Thanks /biz/, I will post again next year confirming that I have become a millionaire.
What kind of amazing biz advice would you expect from broke teens living in their moms basement?
>>1544673
So much this. It's funny the amount of money they claim to make on those ">your job >your salary" threads. They don't even have a clue for what's reasonable.
Do your own research, OP. People make money with Fibbonacci, other just look at macro factors. Whatever makes sense to you and you can understand.
Good luck.
>>1544648
How is accounting a meme?
Starting a new business selling wireless phone chargers. Any ideas for a company name?
Apple
wirefag
Market Saturation Inc
I don't wanna go to work tomorrow.
>>1544575
wagecuck gotta wage dat cuck. XD , who in the right mind would give up almost half of all your time on this earth to wagecuck kek, good luck 7 billion sheeps XD
-self made entrepreuneuenn, online sales and shit dawg, im all set.
>>1544575
Call in sick
>>1544575
I DONT WANNA WORK TODAY
NO STRESS
I want to build pic related basically, 30'x40' on both floors. Every calculator I've tried says to budget $250k (around $100/sq ft). How is this accurate when a house is mostly just concrete, wood, drywall, shingles, and siding (all very cheap) and similar older houses in the area (upstate New York) are going for $50k? Am I totally missing something here?
Older houses used worse materials than modern houses like asbestos and lead. They also require more work over time like new electrical rewiring, plubming, roofing repairs, foundation repairs, re-plastering, etc ... all of which can cost a shit load. That's why houses are considered a depreciating asset since everything degrades over time and styles go out of date.
It's not the house that goes up in value but the land, desu, and you'll probably find that the houses in your area are about two times the cost of the underling land which means its not that attractive of a location for investors (not that, that's bad but you should know what to expect.) Is there any reason why you need a new home? If you get one of those old homes inspected you can find the one that will need the least done in the next 100 years.
>>1544471
>It's not the house that goes up in value but the land
This.
The land my house sits on is worth close to 10x the value of the structure.
>>1544461
contractors usually charge over $100/hour for labor.
How do car sales men sell cars?
>>1544378
I thought about this yesterday. I passed a dealership around 6pm, which has got to be a down time for sales, because there were 7 or 8 salesmen all hanging out together by the sign in front.
The "sale" looks like it consists of talking to people who walk on to the lot wanting to buy a car anyway, soI figure they shoot it out for who approaches them.
>>1544378
One tip I heard in an audio book, is to subtly mimic their posture, and read in to how the person learns. Tailor your demonstration to how the person learns, and the posture. Smile, but not too much.
>>1544591
Or you could just never buy new because that's for cuckolds.
Unless you're earning >10x the price of whatever new vehicle you're looking to buy, you would be fucking retarded to buy new instead of used.
Pro tip: you are not earning >10x the price of whatever new vehicle you're looking to buy.
>19
>get first job at local grocery store
>have to sign a Non-compete agreement
>don't really understand, yeah ok
>everything goes fine for one month
>last thursday manager caught me masturbating in the storage room
>today I found out that the non-compete agreement prevents me from working any other job in any field or position for the next 100 years
>>1544360
Cool story.
Dumbass. Learn to jackoff somewhere besides work.
Take the non-compete & mentally toss it in the trash. They can not prevent you from working regardless of what they had you sign.
They would love for you to work for their competition so that you can jackoff on their dime.
The non-compete is really for management. They don't want the talented people working down the block. They are not going to pay their attorney to chase a 19 year old loser.
Call up a labor attorney if you need more information.
Hello. So I watched There Will Be Blood and I'm inspired to start my own oil business and become a "oil man" so to speak.
Question is, do I need a permit to start drilling? And how likely am I to find oil in modern times in the US? I have a few areas i'd like to try digging around in, and I have a few friends to help me with this, so im not concerned about manpower.
I'm just wondering if this is worth my time because I'm tired of working at jobs and being treated like a slave, but I also dont want to spend the rest of my life digging for oil if it's not going to make me enough money to retire early.
>>1544349
Hello. So I watched Lord of War and I'm inspired to start my own black market weapons business and become a "lord of war" so to speak.
Question is, do I need a permit to start selling black market weapons? And how likely am I to find black market weapons in modern times in the US? I have a few areas i'd like to try selling black market weapons in, and I have a few friends to help me with this, so im not concerned about manpower.
I'm just wondering if this is worth my time because I'm tired of working at jobs and being treated like a slave, but I also dont want to spend the rest of my life selling black market weapons if it's not going to make me enough money to retire early.
>btw I couldn't be fucked doing a cursory google search please spoonfeed me on this passing thought
I've found OP's pic.
Hello. So I watched Elite Squad and I'm inspired to start my own elite squad business and become a "captain" so to speak.
Question is, do I need a permit to start a elite squad? And how likely am I to find drug dealers in modern times in the US? I have a few areas i'd like to try shooting around in, and I have a few friends to help me with this, so im not concerned about manpower.
I'm just wondering if this is worth my time because I'm tired of working at jobs and being treated like a slave, but I also dont want to spend the rest of my life shooting for drug dealers if it's not going to make me enough money to retire early.
What are some good forums/blogs/websites for unethical money-making?
>>1544318
This is as good a place as any.
5$ in bitcoin and il point you in the right direction.
50$ and il coach you for an hour.
gonna need to be more specific.
that's like asking, what are some good forums/blogs/website for ethical money-making?
Holy shit, did anyone watch pic related?
I knew McAfee was a wildman, but jeez.
> murder
> rape
> had prostitutes shit into his mouth
>>1544299
No I didn't see it but you reminded me to check on his new venture.
>>1544313
would MGT be a smart buy?
>>1544327
Lmao nigga its literally a pump and dump scheme. Im currently writing a huge exposure on SA.
>TFW need to find a job asap since I got fired
Should I apply to an outgoing collections callcenter near me? Seems fulltime and stable hours...
Or maybe McDonald's?
don't go to a fucking call center
>>1544260
Why? Is it that bad?
Fulltime and slightly above minimum wage
>>1544262
Try it, I did it for awhile
Pros: Commission if you're good, usually lots of young hotties, reasonable hours
Cons: Low base pay, dickhead managers (mostly anyway), have to work Saturdays sometimes
My advice is it's good as a stopgap
>graduating this year with a Stats BS
>have done 0 research
>applied to a few internships last summer but nothing panned out
>have 0 real connections with professors
>only have a job tutoring Math through the University
How do I get a job with my degree? I feel so absolutely fucked right now, but I'm sure some of you have been in this same situation. I like Stats and Math, just don't even know how to apply it to a real 9 to 5 job or what job it can get me.
>>1544211
Get a low paying 'data analyst' job for 6 months then leave for something that isn't shit.
>>1544223
what do those jobs entail?
>>1544211
You're as you said it fucked.
Statistics isn't applied at all in the real world and most of those jobs that use it explicitly have applicants with PhDs and Masters degrees.
Learn Computer Science or Finance in your free time by reading textbooks and practicing problems/coding.
Best of luck. You should be able to find a job if you can make your resume more than just... I got a BS in Stats lmao.
I'm in a similar position with an Economics degree, and I'm taking the CFA Level I exam, daytrading, and learning C++/C#. I know Java already (took some classes).
Hopefully I can get an internship before I graduate considering my GPA is shit b/c of Freshman year (2.1 GPA that year).
I'm at 3.25 now, and hopefully can graduate with a 3.4.
>He doesn't wear a wire to work
It's like you like being dicked over by your boss and fellow employees. They're going to fuck you in every way that they legally can, so you should be prepared to fuck them back if they cross the line of what is allowed.
>>1544203
>not only doing work that is mandated via email
>working a job where this isn't the norm
does the wire helps you cope while digging ditches?
>working in a shitty environment like that with little communication in writing
Don't worry. I don't think your fellow McDonald's employees are conspiring to rig your fries salter to break.
>>1544205
>>1544207
>Hey, my work email will never be purged by the system admins at the direction of management in the even that I am wrongfully fired or find myself in a workplace dispute
>I'm literally such a fucking autist that I never interact face to face with my boss and fellow employees
Christ, what a couple of autist niggers.
technical analysts:
where is this chart going to go?
Looks like it's heading to the right.
That'll be 0.05 bit coins.
>>1544184
Small overvaluation at the end, sideways movement in the short term, slow steady growth long term.
It's the chart for POTCOIN by the way