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>graduating with a Stats degree this year
>graduating with a CompSci degree next year
>have 0 internship experience
>have 0 self projects to show
>have 0 awareness of how to market myself to businesses
>have 0 friends in any of my classes
>have 0 family or friends connections to any companies
>only job I've held is a math tutoring gig throughout college
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO I NEED TO NOT BE IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT GAP, I NEED AN INTERNSHIP FUCK
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>>1552086
Apply everywhere
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>>1552086
Better start doing some projects and posting them on an open source platform to showcase your skills
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Youll probably be fine. you still have a year left. But yes start applying to shit. At the very least talk to some of your professors about being a research assistant.
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Can anyone tell me how these bikes are supposed to be very expensive in Japan? I have the same bike but different brand, it costs around 45k which is 95.8k in yen. Is it the materials, brand name, or excessive tax?
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Wot?
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>>1552078
Isn't roughly 100 yen = $1?
So that bike is only $1449 give or take
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It's probably a professional race bike for triathalons or professional racers.
45k is ridiculous but its for the best of the best, world class athletes, not your wal mart type bike.
Even then though 45k? TOO MUCH
The difference in pro bikes is that theyre insanely light, like 2 pounds, and everything is precise and functions at 100% efficiency, i think they have electric brakes too? I dont know.
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Why the fuck would you buy and hold bitcoin if you can literally buy something real like gold? Why are people being autistic about this?
I understand the people who trade bitcoin, but the people who are stashing it to pay for their kids college. Nigga please.
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>>1552077
you're a fucking fool.
in 20 years when nuclear fusion power stations are common the element AU will be regarded as a waste product.
bitcoin has mathematical known scarcity FOREVER.
have fun gaping your ringpiece trying to smuggle a gold bar in your anus when the apocalypse happens.
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>>1552080
>Apocalypse
>Power grid and bitcoin community will still be going strong
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>>1552080
>AU will be regarded as a waste product.
Nigger please
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Anyone here with first-hand experience getting rich by investing?
Teenfag here, and after seeing that Bogleheads' Guide To Investing I need some experience to back that up.
My thinking is along the lines of working part time in my 20's while living at my parents (no rent to pay) and keep saving all that money to invest and reap the long-term compound interest stocks/bonds meme.
What are the things I should be doing to be well off/in a good place financially in my 20's?
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>>1552063
buy potcoin
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>>1552067
gud1
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Alright, I'll bite but this is an investment in yourself.
Study on your own what you like (programming, physics, whatever) and once you're fairly proficient you'll be able to relate to other people in the field and they'll help you go wherever you're going.
Should only take a year if you're working on it daily.
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Turns out all you have to do to fix your credit is stop behaving like an asshole.
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how do people get poor credit to begin with? just stop buying stupid shit you can't afford, or better yet, stop buying stupid shit altogether
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>>1552051
But how else am I gonna watch my 70" curved flatscreen after I get home from pickin cotton?
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>>1552051
i missed 3 credit card payments because I was addicted to marijuana.
that's it. in 10 years never missed a payment
I wish i was joking.
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Should non-US citizens invest in gold in USA? 2016-10-08 13:41:34 Post No.1552035
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Should non-US citizens invest in gold in USA?
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So I've been reading for years that the US dollar is going to collapse. The gold obviously holds it's value.
I live in Norway.
I have a couple of questions.
1. Aren't all currencies tied to the us dollar?
2. How will the collapse of the usd currency impact other countries currency? Will the also collapse?
3. Should I buy and store Gold in the US now? How will that investment pan out?
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buy bitcoin and POT
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>>1552037
Really? I'm new. Why would either be a good investment? POT have been falling since 2011?
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>>1552035
>So I've been reading for years that the US dollar is going to collapse. The gold obviously holds it's value.
Maybe you should stop reading conspiracy tier shit. The USD is the backbone of the global economy and has no real competitor. China is sitting on a lot of US debt and they want it to maintain its value, Russia is a total mess and the EU is in no position to really counter America any time soon. The notion that international trade is ever going to be conducted in gold again is just a libertarian pipe dream fetish. If you're betting against the USD you're also betting on a total collapse of international commerce and exchange... so you probably wouldn't want to store your gold in a foreign nation where you might not be able to get it back from.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monetary_hegemony
Any lawyers here? Thinking of getting into it.
Drop any good info about salaries (is it as lucrative as some make it out to be?), other important knowledge like best areas to specialise etc.
also general /lawyer/ threat
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also dont be scared I meant THREAD not THREAT haha
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the market is over-saturated, don't be surprised if you end up working as a starbucks barista.
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>>1551980
ive read articles that say thats a myth...i guess the best thing to do is to pass law school with great grades + have interning experience?
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Hello potential Richfags of /biz/, I come to you today with an offer. I will pay for my end of a partnership with any potential mentors out their with my tenacity and sweat.
What I essentially am asking is for someone who has the literal tactical day by day experience and know how of running their own business mentor in the process of earning money. I have a couple of ideas and concepts that are about halfway fleshed out as well. For one I'd need help obtaining start up capital, and before anyone says to go read or blah blah, I've already read about every fucking book from every person I want to financially emulate ever and very rarely do they ever give away their tricks of the trade on exactly what to do. Usually its just some vague BS or "figure it out on your own"
I can also offer you 49% of a business I started this passed months which revolves around a intangible product... this low low overhead, but I have zero idea how to practically market it.
Anyone interested let me know
I'm based out of Los Angeles and have all the time in the world
>pic related
So fucking hungry for this shit that If I don't start making money legally soon, I will fucking resort to this shot to get it because I WILL NOT go back to wage slavery
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Ask us some concrete questions or atleast provide some more information then "I have this great idea".
An idea is worth around 10$, a good execution of an idea is worth 10,000,000$
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>>1551962
I find how you placed the $ after the amount to be a probable indicator you don't know the first thing about money bro... I had answered your concerns too but yeah
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>>>>1551985
Basicly you want to scam some millenials out of their money
i have added you, personally i am not really interested in it as a bussines opportunity
but im willing to give you some advice
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/biz/, is the "travel lifestyle" a meme?
I've always wanted to live a lifestyle which is free from the poorfagness of living a dead-end job you hate (e.g. nervous wreck, stress, etc).
It may sound like a fantasy (which is why I'm asking) but how does one go about being able to book a flight and a hotel room and hop from country to country whenever the fuck you feel like it?
Like "fuck it let's go to (________) right now" shit.
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I wish I knew but here I am
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>>1551935
Not sure. As a wageslave, there are two methods that are known to work - ESL teacher and working on cruise ships. But neither of those offer as much flexibility as you're describing. They do give a lot of flexibility for travel and geoarbitrage, with lots of time off where you're already elsewhere, but the 'fuckit let's go"... I've only ever experienced that when I was unemployed. Cheaper than paying rent, but I've no real idea of how to make a living doing it. If you're not independently wealthy, your best bet might be to get a job where you can work from home, be good at it, then talk to your boss about letting you telecommute full time.
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I guess you would need either a bunch of money or a passive income or both. Wagecuck here, and I can't really just go on vacation whenever bcuz not enough vacation time
HELP
I somehow got an internship in a large Bank in the trading department. i lied big-time on my resume, spewing bullshit like i have advanced VBA experience and having participated in several trading challenges with almost always being in the top contenders (i was never asked to prove this)
When i entered the bank and asked where i need to go for the interview, i felt like a fucking alien because i was wearing my dads old shitty suit that was visibly to big for me and everybody was staring me down. i was supposed to have the interview with the head of departments (and ive got no clue how i got through the initial resume screening stage anyway), but at the interview day the guys had an emergency and they send some HR grandma to interview me. I was very polite but i could tell she was a bit clueless about the job, and when she asked me about my excel experience i just mentioned buzzwords and she was impressed and decided to let me skip the excel test
what the fuck do i do now? how do i prepare myself so i dont look like a total retard? im in the middle of my bachelor, i took some basic finance classes and engineering classes, but math is absolutely not my strongsuit
they cant fire me once i signed right? you cant fire interns right?
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Impress them by buying potcoin
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Outsource every task they give you to china and hire interns yourselves.
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It is stupid to even try. Even when somehow you get the job.
You could have had your job for years, and then one day the company does an audit and Wham! you’re fired. It happens. I read about it in the news it even happens to CEOs
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guys i am literally fucking shaking right now
i borrowed $5k each from my dad and uncle to invest in bitcoins, i got the bitcoins, and it wasn't making much profit, so i wanted to show them i wasn't a fool so i put all of the money in a bitcoin casino and blew it all in one roll.. what can i do to convince them not to put a hit out on me? this was the only money i had
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Get ten bucks and buy kneepads
Suck 5,000 dicks for 2 dollars each
And while you're gargling on cum think about you decider to use leverage on advice from Internet strangers
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post proofs OP.. no one can be this stupid..
at least swing trade it on poloniex.. you could have made profits if you knew what you were doing
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>>1551875
>heading towards 2017
>handing out advice to trolls
get cancer betaboi.
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at first all i wanted was a new car
but then i spent that new car on a new watch
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>>1551867
better investment imo
a 25 year old Rolex is worth 75% of its original investment. Whereas a 25 year old car MIGHT be worth 25% of its original investment if you have it MINT from sitting in a garage for the next years
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>>1551877
I totally agree, but it's just a luxury watch, where a car has a real value.
Don't get it twisted. I would take a nice FP Journe over an equivalently priced car any day.
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>>1551867
Speaking of watches, is there a /biz/list of acceptable watches in differing price classes?
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I need 200$. Can you help?
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>>1551862
i can but i shant
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No eat shit
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>Come here to surround myself with positive influences and about success.
>"I'm in this amazing position X at the age of Y" - why being less than my age.
>Feel like shit about how much of a failure I am.
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>>1551854
buy potcoin
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>>1551854
If you have the energy to feel like shit, then you have the energy to do something about it.
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>>1551854
Don't worry, most of the stories you're reading are absurd lies.
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Shut up /biz/ and buy NXT.
poloniex.com/exchange#btc_nxt
quick before it reaches 5k satoshis and the 13th of october is over. You'll get free 1:1 ardor tokens for every nxt you buy. You just have to keep some nxt before the 13th of October.
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>>1551829
seems pretty gay but good luck. at least the NXT community are gentlemen. not like monero.
oh yeah and buy POTCOIN
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please fuck off god damn it i hate you not fags so god damn much
why dont you keep shilling it to the cuck that has the nxt lambo with the black girlfriend that is barely even visible in bad lighting? LOL
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>>1551834
If you consider gentlemen as a British fuck owning a majority of the coins to support his black gf, sure.. they are gentlemen