Why weren't you smart enough to come up with something like this?
Surely this would afford you a little more tendies than your Ethereum or Potstocks would ever earn you?
Well?
>>1579126
Do you absolute feel the need to break the law just to get rich? You know you can make billions just from selling a good video game, right?
>>1579143
What if you use something like this to get the startup funds for a business venture?
How do I get so rich that I meet my celeb waifu? At what amount of money, can I set a meeting with her?
>>1579073
You can just walk to her and ask her out. It's not like she's in a magical zone you can't enter without money. They are people not gods and most celebs are tired of assholes around them so just be kind and friendly.
There's a place where all dreams come true anon
They're waiting for you
>>1579073
easy friendo. get a bad disease and do a make-a-wish to meet her.
I have a good name for my business, but it will be online-based and when you search for my name online it comes up with the villain of an 80s crime movie. Should I find another name, or can I still use it?
>>1579057
How popular is the movie? Is it just showing up cause your name is niche or is it a good film that influenced your name. If it is a good film find a way to spell it where it soundsays exactly the same and give the same word feel when your eyes read it ex instead of cunt which is the movie chunt or khunt (best way to describe a word feel is like when you read a word and it looks like it is spelled wrong even though it is spelled right those are the words you should avoid) if the film is lame don't use it. if it is a cult film that hipsters like and your product appeals to the millennial demographic I'd say just use the same name
>>1579057
Check that the villain or the name is not trademarked
How would I go about crypto mining on my galaxy s4. What would be good to start and how would I do such.
are u trying to turn your s4 into a note 7?
>>1579048
>How would I go about crypto mining on my galaxy s4.
the fuck is wrong with you nigger? a 10 year old pc from junkyard would outperform any phone.
>>1579839
>a 10 year old pc from junkyard would outperform any phone
And that is how? You don't realize how powerful the phones are nowadays.
any econfags?
some fucker explain the national debt to me.
whos buying bonds? why is the gov selling bonds? where are all the junk bonds?
does the govt close debt by building inflation before releasing social sec bonds?
there is 4.5trill in fed reserve acc waiting to be paid to banks if banks cant profit off junk bonds they bought from govt. how long til the banks get the $$$?
are we fucked? do we need to war and beat the piss out of chinese cucks?
some1 splain pls
Print money
Buy your own debt
Boom
>>1578993
Think of a bond as a way for you to loan money to the government. The government issues bonds for cash. A bond is simply a note promising to pay back the money with interest(the price of borrowing the money).
Generally junk bonds are issued by companies seeking to get some quick cash. They are junk bonds because the companies issuing them are considered high risk borrowers, meaning they might not necessarily pay you back. These bonds generally have higher yields due to being riskier. You can tell a bond is junk generally by how the company or government gets rated by bond rating companies( Standard and Poor's, Moody's, etc.). The US gov. does not currently have a rating qualifying their bonds as junk bonds, but it is possible for a government to issue junk bonds.
Generally, due to the independent nature of the Fed, fiscal and monetary policy often act independent of each other. Fiscal policy is going to be what determines the national debt. They can try whatever tricks they want but at the end of the day the only way to reduce debt is to reduce expenses. The Fed is usually not going to act one way or the other as far as the national debt is concerned, as that is simply not their prerogative.
>>1579037
Also I'd like to point out that bonds are not just issued by the government. Corporations issue bonds. Municipalities issue bonds. All you're doing when you buy bonds is purchasing some organization's debt and providing them with some liquidity, while they will in turn pay you back and then some for your investment.
I just interviewed for a data science position at AIG. It went real well.
Any opinions on the company?
>>1578961
Bailout/10
>>1578961
Arent they owned by FIG?
>>1578961
Insurance companies are innately corrupt. AIG is one of the primary companies responsible for the 2008 crash.
\biz\
I'm 26 years old. just moved to Nashville, TN on 8/6/16. Making 67k a year. . . In a land of bmw's, mercedes, porsches, teslas, maserati, etc. . my 40th anniversary edition 370z makes me feel higher on the totem pole than I actually am.
Just now getting into trading stocks (invest $200 2 weeks ago) using Robinhood. After crunch in a considerable number of articles while at work, I made the plunge and now have a diversified portfolio. After the Microsoft up-tick today, I have become very excited about becoming a day trading investor. I want to budget ~100-~300 (or higher if become competent) a month
to accumulate my spending power. Where can I listen in on live conferences, or daily podcasts that is RELIABLE, or even read articles at regularly, etc. . ?
Also, has anyone ever been in a similar situation as I'm in and have a success story to share?
tl;dr - where can I listen to, or find good on-going market trading advice?
>>1578939
you fucked up, cars are liabilities
Im considering refinancing the vehicle to post pone monthly payments by 2 months, paying off the rest of my student loan debt, then trading it in for something more economical
>>1578939
>makes 67k/yr
>can only spare $100-300/month
damn son,
I'm new to stock market and want to be rich like you guys. I have $5000 in my checking account and thinking to invest around $500-$1000 on it. Where should I invest my money on, and what stock brokers do /biz/ usually use?
>>1578917
go to robinhood general thread
All in or nothing, If you are not willing to bet your entire liquidity on your stock trading skills your better off investing in a index fund.
Educate yourself.
>>1578917
>go to robinhood
See you at the soup kitchen
Why's biofuel skyrocketing?
>>1578897
>supply n demand son
>>1578897
Think about how much money you could have made if you invested a decent amount of money
>>1579739
huh, I always saw the threads and thought it was just a joke
Why did white people destroy this? My professor tells us this was far more advanced than the NYC wall street, and would've remained so if it wasn't destroyed by jealous whites. What's your opinion biz?
Before anybody claims this is WE WUZ tier, keep in mind my prof isn't black, she's Jewish
>>1578698
>Why did white people destroy this?
How did white people destroy it?
>>1578698
>She's Jewish
It is a more advanced level of WE WUZ
>>1578698
>my prof isn't black, she's Jewish
hahahahaha
I am trying to start a Computer Repair business. I am CompTIA A+ certified and I have a source of some income I can live off of while I get this business of the ground.
I have a vehicle I can use as a business vehicle (do I need to register it in some way after I register my business in order to use it as a commercial vehicle?) and a relatively small amount of capital I can use to buy additional equipment if I would need it.
I want to setup a simple website (what's a good way to go about this?) and I'll get some business cards made. I want to be able to show-up when people are using search engines so I'll have to do some SEO on the website (?).
After I register as a business what steps do I need to take before I can start trying to generate work? I figure I will register, need to get bonded(?),insured(?). Do I need special contracts or disclaimers that clients need to sign (for example if I specifically tell them I'm not responsible for their data and I format their computer, then later on they try to sue me saying they lost their data)?
I'm very determined to work hard and become self-employed (whether I get rich or not isn't really my goal right now) and I just want to get off the ground; any help you guys can throw me is greatly appreciated.
Thanks again
just start doing it right now. use a fake name on your business card if you're getting worried about being sued (although unlikely anyways). take cash. if it doesn't work out then you didn't lose much. if it works out then you can start thinking about doing it as a proper business
>>1578714
Well what I'm considering doing is selling my truck (paid off and worth about $19,800) and picking up a used hybrid or Honda and driving Uber so that I can still earn income during the beginning in between service calls.
Also sort of curious about this.
What's a typical repair procedure for a place like Best Buy or Staples? Are hard drives cloned before doing wipes? What's the course of action if customer data is lost?
kernelmag.dailydot.com/issue-sections/features-issue-sections/15906/social-engineering-scripts-new
Did you people miss out on this craze/rush?
How much money did you make off this shit?
niggers
>fraud
>in order to get a few thousand dollars of merchandise
>merchandise which is difficult to resell
This board is about building wealth, not petty crime to buy 22 inch rims for your car.
>>1578720
>He thinks this is fraud
>Difficult to resell
Ever heard of ebay?
Go: https://poloniex.com/exchange#btc_lsk
Sell your Lisk.
Now its time.
its going under 30k sell fast
I have sold all of my Lisk.
If you still have Lisk I will laugh so much at you when you lose all your money
thanks for the heads up mate, glad to get out of this piece of shitcoin
I need a load of about 50k so I can day trade. I've already decided to do this, BUT I don't know how/where to get such a loan. I don't have ANY credit, but I do make around 38k at my wagecuck job. Help me /biz/. Inb4 trying to talk me out of this.
yea good luck with that
Blackmarket loan. If you fuck up just kill yourself.
>>1578510
So I just go around asking Italians if they can finance me orrrr....???
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>>1578457
First for AMD JUSTing itself.
>>1578461
fuck man that was fast
AMD earnings call just started!!