I'm about to spend ~$100 bucks/month on this guys course to the basic skills you need to start working in internet marketing. From the research I've done, it seems like a promising career. Should I invest my time/money into this?
>spending $100/month on something you can learn for free
>>1580298
He has everything organized and filtered out the bs you don't need so I save time that way. He also helps you build your resume and find a job to a certain degree.
>>1580298
this
OP you just have to realize that there are two kinds of people in this world, makers and markers, you're a mark, you always will be a mark. You're willing to pay $100/month to a guy that claims hes making probably 100x that autopilot. Everything you need to know is online, and you can't figure it out for yourself, you won't magically be sucessful because you paid somebody.
Looking for something that shows different chart types but also other stats like volume. What do you guys use?
Think or swim
>>1580470
On my phone it only shows the price movements, unless I'm missing something?
>>1580478
You are missing something, dumbwit
I'm in charge of a smartphone repair shop. We're trying to think of new services to offer, that people are gonna be willing to pay big money for. Do you have any suggestions?
>>1580225
>Unlocking stolen phones
>Installing Hackware to hack onto others phones and view their information (PUSSY PICS)
>Hire gypsy kids to make people droo their phones
>Offer discount to people that got harrassed by gypsies and advertise that
>>1580405
>Hire gypsy kids to make people droo their phones
>Offer discount to people that got harrassed by gypsies and advertise that
That's fucking hilarious. We'll definitely do that
Anyone have examples or templates of small business marketing email or letters that can be tailored for my purposes?
Just google for it. Internet is full of free online market content for your spam.
Google sucks- it is all losers trying to sell worthless shit
>>1580235
You think /biz/ is any different?
Will the gold market go up or down til next week?
>>1580185
let me consult my magical crystal ball
>>1580185
Gold is going to shoot up on november 8th no matter who wins the election, Hillary will start an end-earth war with Russia vs Trump who people think will start an end-earth war.
>>1580308
question about that
i've bought my gold and silver but that is of no use to me if i die
i'm from germany and i am not sure how safe i am going to be
i mean brexit did happen but the eu is pro usa
were will it be safe?
iceland? new zealand? switzerland? maybe even namibia or chile?
where would/will you go?
Rich daddy took a pity on me (single male no job) and gave me 1M (thanks dad), what do?
Put it all in an index fund
>>1580071
would you send me some?
I'm broke
>>1580071
who is that fine lady?
Is is possible to live off mining ethereum? Is anyone here doing it? I make about $50 a month with my electric bill only taking a slight hit on one RX480.
With solar panels and 3-4 PCs using several of these GPUs it's gotta be possible to make this a career, no? Or is there a catch I'm unaware of.
>>1579986
This might be a better question for a tech form. I always though you had to increase computational power to mind coins faster. Im not sure what you would be doing with GPUs.
>>1579986
Nah op, keep this shit alive. I am comming into some money soon and was thinking about doing it.
>>1579986
$50 a month?
I make that in a fucking hour, why don't you get a job instead?
What did you think of this book?
I never read it, but it looks like a scam. No millionaire next door, or anywhere for that matter, is going to give you any helpful advice on how to get rich
>>1579972
>I never read it, but
Why post when you have no idea what you're talking about like a moron?
>>1579976
Why did you make the assumption we read this meme book?
Why aren't we doing this yet?
You guys wish to make money right?
>>1579952
Because its unethical and you are a faggot.
Fucking SAGE
its easy as fuck to make money legally with a job and a little fucking initiative. Fucking eat shit...
>>1580027
t. little normie wagecuck idiot
bimp
When did you grow out of the pennystock meme and start buying index funds like a grown man instead of a little kid trying to get rich with pie in the sky dreams?
I never bought penny stocks.
>>1579853
Probably 4-5 years after I began trading. I hit it big with the first big pump of marijuana stocks, make a lot of money and that got me started in trading. After losing a little big in penny stocks I started trading only listed companies, did that for a few years. Now I just swing trade a little, but most of my money is in stuff like PFF. I learned after years of frustration that the people making the most money are your brokers. Also there are other ways in the world to make money aside from the stock market, and I much prefer that.
Well I'm actually starting to get interrested at the moment.
Up untill recently I thought index was the way to go.
I really like the mathmatical part of the stock market.
I'm learning atm but I have an idea for a simple algoritm.
Probably gonna do a mathmatical finance minor. If I like it, who knows, I might even do an econometrics master instead of an EE one.
The FDIC is a federally-funded entity that insures all private deposit accounts in America for up to $250,000, essentially preventing bank failure due to runs on the bank.
Do other countries in the world have something similar to protect their citizens? This really seems like something that every stable government should do to protect their economy.
> big daddy government says it will step in and protect the management people who make bad decisions and make stupidly risky mistakes and guarantee that they cant fail by subsidizing their overly risky mistakes through redistribution of wealth to the top through bailouts or bailins.
> with that net to catch them and protect them from hitting he pavement if they fall, Moral Hazard takes over and they take the exorbitant risks expecting the net to catch them when they fall.
> the government scheme is a confidence game anyways because they massively underfund the program
>>1579819
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Banks%27_Guarantee_Fund
Like this?
I don't think it's to prevent the bank from failing, though. I think it's there in case the bank does fail, in which case the fund would refund your lost capital.
>>1580294
It's the same thing. Banks largely fail because people make a run on them and demand all of their money at once. People make those runs on the banks because they're afraid their money will be all gone if they don't, which is a self-fulfilling disaster.
If the government says "Hey, be cool, your savings are guaranteed by us", it means that the vast majority of account holders won't make a run on their bank.
what's a 2 year college program that will guarantee me an easy job?
I make about 50 grand a year right now but I'd love a side job like code monkey or programmer to up my income a bit.
Any ideas? I wanna get a mortgage on a 200k home. I probably make enough for that already but a little more cash couldn't hurt.
>>1579767
>what's a 2 year college program that will guarantee me an easy job?
>guarantee
OP pretty much sums up everything wrong with millennials
>>1579779
Ok not guarantee, but something that is in demand. I actually finished most pre reqs about 5 years ago but dropped out for this 50k job. I got free time at night though so I figured I'd go in and snag a quick degree for another job.
Starting a limo /biz.
Looking for random ideas, advise, and any other input.
"OP IS A FAGGOT, fuckoff tumblr, i multiply with sheep... etc. 0 fucks given here.
And here is why.
I'm buying a (pic related) 1974 Oldsmobile limo with a 455 big block and making it pretty much a daily driver.
I've been offered a "debt consolidation" meme loan. However, most of my debt was aquired while i was a young fucking idiot with shit credit. After several years of hard work i have about a 700 credit score and very little debt.
I have a shit ton of project cars and i am cashing out to build my limo.
I know i will lose money here but dont fucking care.
If i can afford insurance i will get my schofer's endorsement and ho myself out. It will also be helpful because i live a block from the only bar in town and i can give people a ride home. Also helps to keep people from trying to force me to drink with them.
The way i see it, it's a win all of the way around.
I will be having a vynil wrap done with a mix of pictures and memes. So if u wanna dump random pics here for me to put on it, OP will deliver.
I'm putting a RIP harambe meme on the hood and the tag will either say (DIX OUT) or (SLASH B)
So, any input here?
Any and all bullshit ideas are welcome. I may try and make this a /biz for a tax writoff or random cash, but its main purpose is to have a fun time and troll people.
>>1579728
>schofer
lmfao
Who the fuck would want to get a ride in a limo that looks like a stretched version of granpas old beater
I'd rent a limo that's specifically made to ride around and fuck a bitch in.
Call it Buber.
Was she serious when she said she would make college completely free? That is the scariest thing ever. What would be the point in going then?
Then you have donald trump who likely will get us in a trade war with China and most things we sell will sky rocket in price. This election is the scariest the United States have ever had.
I'm an elementary teacher and I'm trying to figure out who is less likely to fuck up my like and career as a middle class teacher. I think I'm fucked either way.
Free college would be good for stem degrees and add cost to arts, social sciences, gender studies etc degrees
>>1579644
>Was she serious when she said she would make college completely free? That is the scariest thing ever. What would be the point in going then?
The admission rates wouldn't change you retard
>>1579644
>What would be the point in going then
To get a fucking education maybe?
Alright, sup /biz/. So I was watching this /biz/ related video about British faggots buying luxury items for their not so hard earned money. The only guy that stood out was this black dude, here's the link. https://youtu.be/TkiQeAOcJQw?t=30m25s
Now, can anyone tell me what he's actually doing based on what they show of his screen? Looks like he's investing in currencies? I really can't tell, I've just been in the stockmarket for a week.
>>1579632
>I've just been in the stockmarket for a week
What have you bought so far?
>>1579639
I've bought shares in 3 stocks so far, all Swedish companies dealing with oil and energy. (I'm a Swecuck). A friend recommended them for me and I've profited a small sum from them. But what I was interested in is what the black guy is actually buying in the video, to me it looks like he's investing in currencies or something.
>>1579632
At what point in the video? I'm not going to watch 45 minutes of this shit