>at your dream job interview
>they call you in
>"before we get started what are your preferred pronouns?"
Your response?
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Leave. There's pretty much nothing positive that can come from this. I don't want to interview anywhere that thinks I look gay or like a man in a dress (hey, don't tell me you've never considered doing at least one completely retarded interview just for the hell of it).
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Claim you're offended.
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>>1600251
Just exclaim "how dare you?", and leave.
Allow them to chase me out while apologizing profusely and offering me the position.
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Any Poloniex traders here? What's your strategies? How do you decide that you want to long or short? Also it appears that we are in extremely volatile markets right now due to bitcoin's extreme uptrend. I started trading on polo recently and at first I was happy with the gains i made but now none of my TA seem to work because of btc. And just to clear this up I'm not a long term trader. The longest I'm willing to leave an open positions is prob about a day.
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>>1600161
My advice is to get out of shitcoins and go into forex or literally anything other than shitcoins.
pic related are my current open positions on 1broker
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>>1600169
I was into forex before i got into crypto but after brexit i just had enough of it. Believe me its so much harder to predict where the price is going to go on the forex market I've been there. Despite all the shit talk about crypto they are so much easier to predict when there isnt some huge event happening like the big trending of btc right now. Mix it with a little bit of margin and you can calmly profit from small daily movements. And I'm not all that interested in stocks probably because i don't know too much about it.
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>>1600203
You can always learn. I moved from crypto into stocks. I still keep a bit of money lending on polo and it's where I offload my mined coins, but stocks are great to learn and it will be of great value for you to learn about the markets. You can trade stocks just like crypto, it's all news, earnings, and macro conditions plus price action. Crypto has ungodly price action but you're basically trading pixie dust.
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/biz/ approved podcasts 2016-11-03 20:41:13 Post No.1600110
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I know most of you hate him but personally I love his show. Mostly for his rants like "this is what happens when you give everyone a trophy" or "getting a degree in left handed puppetry."
Hearing stupid people whine makes me feel better about myself.
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Diane Rehm Show :^)
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The Peter Schiff Show
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>>1600110
Clark Howard show
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Is anybody else watching the VIX the last few days and thinking, "Trump is going to win isn't he"
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I'm a Brit and the parallels to Brexit are really spooky. He or his team realised that all he had to do was shut up for the 2 weeks leading up to the election and he would start climbing the polls just when it matters most.
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Time to short the market, son.
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>>1600044
Already on it!
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Whats the Call here boys? 2016-11-03 19:12:29 Post No.1599957
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Just lost 500 bucks today.
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Buy more
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>>1599957
Hold it.
Even the great Jazz Pharmaceuticals is getting obliterated ... it's under 100. And Jazz is as legit as they come.
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Best way to buy Dollars 2016-11-03 18:06:19 Post No.1599853
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My Currency (Rand ZAR) is at it's strongest level against the Dollar in over a year - I'm planning a trip oversees next year, would it be worth my while buying dollars now and how would I go about it?
>tl;dr how do I buy dollars
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>>1599853
Election is hitting in 5 days, depending on who gets elected the dollar is going to be effected. So tough to give you a good answer.
side note, whats the best board for OP's pic related, ive only seen one other one on /b/ and im p interested in it
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lmao
You will need more than 1/10 of an acre!
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>>1599902
I know it is elections, that is why I want to prepare and buy dollars next week.
I went to my local bank's website and there I can open a global account and buy through them or go to a foreign exchange.
I really think we (ZAR) is going to drop wiht our political instability and an imminent downgrade to junk status so November is the time to buy dollars desu
You get these pics from the /out/ farming/infographic threads.
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So /biz/, my school added a senior capstone project for my mechE degree in addition to our usual senior capstone project. Basically we have to develop some project for Boeing, except they get to patent all of our work and profit off of it, we're explicitly forbidden from receiving employment or compensation from working on this project, and we had to sign an NDA so we can't put it on our resume either. This is a year long project and what we're working on stands to make them a lot of money and save them time and labor.
My concern is, is this thing even legal? I'm swamped with school work and pulling at least one all nighter a week, but now I'm giving away my time and expertise for free to a for profit company. They gave us this huge stack of forms to sign a couple months ago, but we were required to sign the documents and agree to the terms without them having filled in the fields describing what the projects we would be working on were. We were given the choice between not graduating and signing up to provide free labor on some completely unkown project.
Is there anything I can do about this bullshit? This is in Washington state, by the way.
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>>1599640
Sounds illegal/dodgy as fuck
My genuine advice, is to take this to Reddit. There's actual professionals there, as opposed to the endless shitposters that are here.
Anyway, can't you just, not put any effort into the project?
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>>1599640
Sounds like a deal between your dean of engineering and Boeing.
Its good that you at least get some experience and collaborate it, but if it hurts your grades - screw it.
I remember at my school there was to be no negotiation for internships lel, and if you took one you couldnt back out.
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>>1599675
It's not valuable experience if he can't put it on a CV.
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Hope you have all done your duty and voted so we can get that 25000 on the DOW EOY.
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>>1599607
I voted Trump. I am also shorting stocks because of the inevitable crash if Trump wins.
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>>1599989
Expecting that as well. But only a short crash. Yourself?
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>>1600027
yea, a flash crash very similar to the brexit crash. We will see a few days of dumping, then people will become rational and remember we have a senate, congress other checks and balance's.
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>2:2 Maths degree because muh depression (2.67 GPA or something like that for Americans)
>Teacher for 2 years
>Do a Master's to damage control
>Realise graduate schemes will start hitting deadlines soon
>Realise I can't leverage my MSc this early in the year (or at all in the UK)
>Realise all applications will be rejected automatically for the rest of my life if they have a 2:1 criterion
>Depression starts creeping up slowly at the back of my mind
>post on /biz/ asking for advice to manage my anxiety
I'm too embarrassed to ask anyone else. Do I have any chance of self-actualization without rejecting reality at this stage?
What do I do? Do I lie? How do I bury my Undergrad disaster forever?
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>>1599599
>Things go wrong
>begin to cry
>retreat to 4chan
Never gonna make it.
Get the fuck back out there, make ends meet, make plans, etc.
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>>1599599
What are 2:2 and 2:1?
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>>1599603
1st = 4.00 GPA
2:1 = 3.00 - 3.67 GPA
2:2 = 2.00 - 2.67 GPA
Third (40%-50%)
Fail (=<40%)
2:1 is the "I did a degree" tick for most employers (it's practically the law).
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Can you still make money from blogs/sites? How? What should it be about?
It would be great if I can make 200$+ as a side biz
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If you can build up enough traffic to dictate your ad price.
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I have a page that literally mirrors random posts from iFunny, funnyjunk and a few others, slapped some advertisements on Facebook using some of the more popular posts, made $170 (profit after ads) in October
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Oil ETN Holding Costs? 2016-11-03 14:38:57 Post No.1599468
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Oil ETN Holding Costs?
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I never invested in oil, but the crazy low prices seen compared to the last months highs seem interesting. Market is going down like hell so might as well reap some low priced deals.
This particular paragraph worries me about holding costs though. What are they? Is there any cost to hold UWTI stocks for let's say a month?
Discuss.
> When looking at UWTI, investors must focus on the outlook for crude over the next several months and the holding costs they will incur from the trade. When the index is rising, UWTI is a great vehicle. However, as shown by the past year's results, when crude oil is in a decline, UWTI is likely to lose higher than 90% of its value in a very short period of time. Always perform due diligence before investing in leveraged funds.
http://www.investopedia.com/articles/markets/011516/uwti-cant-go-zero-here-why-uwti.asp
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>>1599468
Why not invest in oil stocks?
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>>1599471
UWTI/DWTI/USO ETNs are all oil stocks.
> VelocityShares 3x Long Crude Oil
> What's UWTI?
> UWTI is an exchange-traded note (ETN) that tracks a subset of the S&P Goldman Sachs Commodity Index, which only includes front month futures contracts on WTI crude oil. UWTI provides three times the exposure of its tracking index over one trading day.
AFAIK it's like buying ETFs for a certain sector, kinda.
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Anyone? Is this board filled with clueless motherfuckers or what?
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Will he teach me how to be successful? 2016-11-03 08:57:50 Post No.1599216
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Will he teach me how to be successful?
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How important is knowledge?
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>>1599216
You know if he would teach us how to lie without conscience like he does I'd be willing to buy his bullshit.
Everything you see in these videos are rented for a day just to shoot these ads, even "his mansion". The only thing that bothers me about him is I can't stop seeing his ads on youtube. I reported it for multiple ads/not relevant/don't care... and it keeps popping up. That fucker is driving me crazy.
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>>1599216
knowledge is everything. but that guy is a fucking loser
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>>1599216
>How important is knowledge?
The world may never know.
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hey /biz/, can someone explain what's going on there?
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>>1599181
Sphinx had its nose shot off by Turks.
Let this be a lesson to you. Whenever the Turk encounters something good, he must ruin it.
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>>1599182
I am Armenian and approve this statement.
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>>1599182
>Turk
You mean Turd or T*rk.
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>Lost $400 in a business deal
How do I keep myself from pulling the trigger?
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you meant to say 4 million right? or is this board really this poor
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>>1599129
This board is part of 4chan
How rich do you expect us to be?
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>>1599108
>business deal
>$400
someone say they would be "right back" with your QP?
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>he fell for the trades meme
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>he fell for the college meme
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>>1598982
>he fell for the sidewalk meme