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>>1599278
It needs more dinosaurs.

Sex sells, I remember there was this guy I made a website for that had a group of girls that he would sell tapes of them crushing bugs for money. What I can't believe is that people actually get off to this shit.

http://www.xxxfetish-media.com/shop543/

>>1599278

You're stupid for telling others your biz plans.

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Clickbait.
Create a news site using wordpress with a 'cool' domain like 24ultimate.news
Then look for viral stuff on youtube and facebook and make a HQ post on your blog/news site about it, obviously with lots of ads (I recommend adsense). Then post shit like 'You won't believe what <person> has done to <something interesting>' with a link to a post on your site.

pic is example.

Clickbait like the above poster is one way.

You could also do those shitty t shirts and such. There is that website that does it for free practically and you get a small % of each sale. Risk free

>>1599234
Just look at the page "men's humor" on facebook and copy the cancer that it's become.

howmuch did you lose?

If you cant track down their physical office, then im afraid your cant sue them. say goodbye to your coins

>>1599342
their office 27 Old Gloucester St, London WC1N 3AF, UK

assuming its legit physical office. get into contact with them and tell them your grievance. if you dont get it back then get your lawyer and send them a subpoena.

Its gonna cost you though $$$

>>1599344
>assuming its legit physical office

>973 companies located at: 27 OLD GLOUCESTER STREET, LONDON, WC1N 3AX.

>>1599199
your money's in panama, broski.

>>1598751
Just keep it in cash. You will lose too much value just from buying and selling your gold to make it worthwhile. Or buy an ETF like GLD and call it a day. Personally I hold 0% gold.

>>1598757
Just buy the gold on Bullion Vault or something then.

>>1598751
Monetarism is at its' zenith, market cycle is mature. 50/50 hedge on gold.

mandatory

>>1598674
How far do you lie? How much lying is too much lying?

>>1598791
It's only illegal to lie about education

>>1598529
>had a series of good interviews
>never got the job
>had one shitty interview (in my opinion)
>got the job

i dunno man just keep at it

Get a job as a tard wrangler. They are always hiring. Dead serious. Look some companies up

>>1598529
>Get one interview
>Don't give a fuck if I get it or not
>Interview went meh
>"We believe you could be an asset to our company"

Biggest regret in my life was accepting the offer instead of living the NEET lifestyle.
OP you have no idea how good you have it.

>>1598156
There are no easy ways to make money. If you want to get rich you need at least two of the following

>Money (Catch-22 tbqh)
>A good work ethic
>A willingness to take risks
>Friends in high places
>A complete and utter lack of morality and/or shame

>>1598232
I don't want an easy way to make money. And I don't necessarily want to be rich, I just want to learn some ways to make additional income. I have no shame so long as it's legal lel.

>>1598404
Let me tell you the foolproof way; outwork everyone.

>*poke*

Stop being useless /biz/. You slow-ass-fucking board.

>>1597695
bump for interest

He's a capitalist

>>1597693
Absolutely

>>1597693
yes, he has done some excellent analysis. If I were an american I would most definitely consider his advice.

Just let me have it. I promise that I'll take good care of it.

>>1597409
gucci kneepads

>>1597409
I know what you're thinking op, but bare with me. That bookshelf behind me is in fact how I became so successful in life. I read, op. I read a book a day and feel powerful because of it. You want to know what you should do with that money? Well, have you considered taking my 66 steps to success course? I would be more than willing to talk you through it if you would just supply me with your email address and we can get things started. But keep in mind op, are you still with me?... if there's one thing to take away from your new possession is that knawledge separates a smart business man from a dumb one.

No.

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@1593598
Yes, but you would have to be the guy rolling the ball.

>>1600837
Just create a spoof account?

>>1600839

I don't think that would work for me in this instance.

Is there a way to hide your fb profile from searches?

>>1600837
This is what you deserve for being stupid enough to make a Facebook account.

Here's the key get other people to do the work for you. A great Egyptian pharaoh summons his two young nephews, Chuma and Azur, and he commissions them to a majestic task: Build two monumental pyramids as a tribute to Egypt.

Upon completion of each nephew’s pyramid, Pharaoh promises each an immediate reward ofkingship, retirement amidst riches, and lavish luxury for the rest of their natural lives.

Additionally, each nephew must construct his pyramid alone.Chuma and Azur, both 18, know their daunting task will take years to complete. Nonetheless, each is primed for the challenge and honored by the Pharaoh’s directive. They exit Pharaoh’s chambers ready to begin the long pyramid-building process. Azur begins work immediately. He slowly drags large heavy stones into a square formation.After a few months, the base of Azur’s pyramid takes shape. Townsfolk gather around Azur’s constructive efforts and praise his handiwork. The stones are heavy and difficult to move, and after one year of heavy labor, Azur’s perfect square foundation to the pyramid is nearly finished.

But Azur is perplexed.

The plot of land that should bear Chuma’s pyramid is empty. Not one stone has been laid. No foundation. No dirt engravings. Nothing. It’s as barren as it was a year ago when Pharaoh commissioned the job.

Confused, Azur visits Chuma’s home and finds him in his barn diligently working on a twisted apparatus that resembles some kind of human torture device.

Azur interrupts, “Chuma! What the hell are you doing!? You’re supposed to be building Pharaoh a pyramid and you spend your days locked in this barn fiddling with that crazy machine?”

>>1600737
Chuma cracks a smile and says, “I am building a pyramid, leave me alone.” Azur scoffs, “Yeah, sure you are. You haven’t laid one stone in over a year!”

Chuma, engrossed and unfazed by his brother’s accusation retorts, “Azur, you’re shortsightedness and thirst for wealth have clouded your vision. You build your pyramid and I will
build mine.” As Azur walks away, he chides, “You fool! Pharaoh will hang you in the gallows when he discovers your treason.”

Another year passes and Azur solidifies the base of his pyramid and begins the second level. Except a problem arises. Azur struggles in his progress. The stones are heavy and he cannot
raise them to the pyramid’s second level. Challenged by his physical limitations, Azur recognizes his weakness: he needs more strength to move heavier stones, and to do so, seeks
the counsel of Bennu, Egypt’s strongest man.

For a fee, Bennu trains Azur to build bigger and stronger muscles. With great strength, Azur anticipates the heavier stones will be easier to lift onto the higher levels.

Meanwhile, Chuma’s pyramid plot of land is still barren. Azur assumes his brother has a death wish since, by all appearances, Chuma is violating Pharaoh’s mandate. Azur forgets about his
brother and his nonexistent pyramid.

Another year passes and Azur’s pyramid construction slows to a disheartening crawl. It often takes one month just to place one stone. Moving stones to the upper levels require great
strength and Azur spends much of his time working with Bennu to build greater strength. Additionally, Azur is spending most of his money on counseling fees and the exotic diet
required for the training. Azur estimates at his current construction pace, his pyramid will be completed in another 30 years. Unfazed, Azur lauds, “After three years, I’ve far surpassed my
brother. He hasn’t placed one stone yet! That fool!”

>>1600740
Then, suddenly, one day while hauling a heavy stone up his pyramid, Azur hears a loud commotion erupting from the town square. The townsfolk, regular observers to his work,
abruptly abandon his plot to examine the celebratory fuss. Curious himself, Azur takes a break and leaves to investigate.

Surrounded by a cheering crowd, Chuma trolls up the town square commandeering a 25-foot contraption, a towering machine built from a twisted maze of gantries, wheels, levers, and
ropes. As Chuma slowly moves up the village street amidst the buoyant crowd, Azur fears the explanation. After a short trawl to Chuma’s barren pyramid plot, Azur’s suspicions are
confirmed.

Within minutes, Chuma’s strange machine starts moving heavy stones and begins to lay the foundation to his pyramid. One after another, the machine effortlessly lifts the stones and
softly places them side-by-side into place. Miraculously, the machine requires little effort for Chuma’s operation. Crank a wheel attached to a rope and cantilever entwined by a gear system,
and bingo! Heavy stones are moved quickly and magically.

While Azur’s pyramid foundation took over a year to build, Chuma lines up the foundation to his pyramid within one week. The second level that Azur so arduously struggled with is even
more shocking: Chuma’s machine does the work 30 times quicker. What took Azur two months takes Chuma’s machine two days. After 40 days, Chuma and his machine accomplish as much
as Azur’s three years of toilsome work.

Azur was destroyed. He spent years doing the heavy lifting while Chuma built a machine to do it for him.Instead of honoring the machine, Azur vows, “I must get stronger! I must lift heavier stones!” Azur continues the hard labor of pyramid building while Chuma continues to work the crank of his machine.
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yes, employ them to make IED's for export

>>1600401
kek

>>1600392
Well, seeing that we can't take care of the people that are already here i would have to say no.

The s&p is low right now because of trump fear. Buy the dip.

>>1600333

I don't know anything about stocks

>>1600323
Your dad is a moron for just giving you cash instead of paying the school directly. I would say keep 15-20k cash and open an RBC acct or something for a couple ETFs.