People like Tim 'The Kike' Sykes are, in my opinion, pretty shitty traders and I have a feeling that they make more money off selling extremely overpriced books and DVDs than they do off actually trading or investing.
How much do you think those fags who sell """educational""" programs make from selling said programs?
I wanna know because goyim constantly nag me to teach them how to invest and I want to rob them of their money by selling tutorials myself.
>>1617908
I don't know, but I have a former in-law that slaved away in MLM for 30+ years making not much and then started selling motivational and instructional bullshit to MLM people and promptly made millions.
stocks trade on hype and perceived value. you can do algorithmic trading, but that's just analyzing indicators which affect perceived value. if you want to sell, hype Hype HYPE.
>>1617908
>I have a feeling that they make more money off selling extremely overpriced books and DVDs than they do off actually trading or investing
The fact they're selling systems at all should answer your question.
I have 2 ideas for a crypto currency that coul be quite cool. I call it... iCoin, and AthiCoin.
iCoin being a crypto currency dedicated to making mobile crypto currency purchases, mainly for IOS devices, and AthiCoin being a crypto currency for atheists, because the USD says "For God and Country" on it, we can trigger the atheists into shilling the coin, and we can shill iCoin by getting Apple fanboys to go nuts over it on FaceBook and Twitter, perfect Pump n Dump scenario.
>>1617894
lol Athicoin could probably work. Just fix the name up a little, stick a picture of an atom on the front and you're good to go.
>>1617894
>>1618212
Scratch that, make a coin geard towards SJWs and typical lefties, and get /pol/ to shill it on social media. We'll say that this coin stands for love, tolerance, progressivism, and all that rubbish, and harp on about how it can be the new currency of feminist organizations, trans-rights activism, and so on. For added effect, spin some anti-Trump and anti-Trump-coin angle to it. It could be better than banking on atheists.
>>1617894
iCoin is a good idea.
Thanks OP, I'll assume full responsibility for the idea after I create it.
Tell me /biz/
Where are you going?
Where do you see yourself in five years?
Ten years?
How do you plan to get there?
i'm going straight to hell via highway
10years Millionaire
Screen cap this
I'm thinking about becoming a quant but I might not be autistic enough.
I'm about to graduate with a CS degree but I just want to work in finance or business.
Guys. Trying to start a club centered around entrepreneurship. I have almost started it, but I realized that there were no girls. I asked around, and only 1 out of 7. Said they would join. What do I do to get more in my club? Also is it me, or are women just less interested in entrepreneurship?
hire whores
>>1617816
You raise a fine point. Suggestion considered.
>>1617816
that's actually a great idea
theyre willing to go to extremes for cash
I just found out I have 6-10 months to live, what's the best way to spend 20k
>buy a plane
>crash it into a tower
>have a video played afterwards attributing the attack to ISIS
>>1617784
try r9k
>>1617784
give it to me
or pay 6 hookers to blow you at once with no condom
Question about counting out coins from a till. What's the best way to do it?
I often need to count out a £50 float using the smallest coins. I was shown how to do it by adding up to £1 and using a tally chart to keep track. Thing is, if you fuck up or get distracted, you need to start from scratch. Is there a better/less error prone way of doing it? I know you can just write down how many there are, but that's kinda irritating in itself when you're trying to add up to £50.
Also, consider the UK has a shitton of coins (1p, 2p, 5p, 10p, 20p, 50p).
>>1617779
get yourself a machine for that
>>1617817
Yeah, that's not happening.
I mean, it's not horrible, it's just easy to get distracted when counting out £20+ in small change.
Just use cash drawers with automatic weightable coins. ik1 and ik2 from mogler/germany or tellermate/England
Inb4 fucking idiot
My friend asked me to start a business with him. I like the idea but I don't really know even the basics.
Would anyone want to offer their advice?
>>1617770
Industry?
Estimated start up costs?
What would be your role, involvement?
How many hours a week would it take?
Do you have any savings or would your friend pay you a salary so you could focus full time on this?
>>1617773
All good questions.
It would be a small start up PR that would get other small businesses Publicity. Around where we live there are a ton of small ma and pa businesses so that's our start up.
We are still working on the savings, we don't plan to launch until mid next year.
>>1617790
I feel like I see ads for or am getting pitch invites for 9 of these same companies every day.
That is important
Board game lounges are taking off.
So why hasn't anyone opened up a lounge with videogames?
thoughts? any potential downfalls to the idea?
>>1617752
Idea:
Put an xbox in your garage
Put up nice christmas lights and get a liquor license
Invite people over and have them pay a monthly fee to play 24/7
Everyone loves it
Just kidding, why would someone pay to use an xbox across town when they could just have one in their residence
close garage door and turn on engines
profit (ded)
A lot have tried in my city and every single one failed.
>>1617752
what are internet cafes
https://youtu.be/W-mr-O7_uN0
he debt is 18 Trillion Dollars. 1/3 of Americans have no savings and 62% have less than $1000 in their savings account. Home ownership is at its lowest rates since 1965, yet prices have gone up. The jobs that have been created have been part-time and more people are underemployed now. Stocks are overvalued. Interest rates were kept artificially low by the Fed for 8 years and once they go up, and they will, inflation will follow, people wont be able to afford day-to-day life, and a huge market correction will take place. Why have you forgotten this? I was hopeful about Trump, but he seems to be filling his cabinet and staff positions with the very people responsible for this mess. Lord have mercy for the shit show about to come.
>>1617674
Can anyone provide prediction on deflationary depression vs. hyperinflation?
>>1617674
none of that actually matters.
they tell you it matters if it'll make you vote for them, but it doesn't matter.
in reality our economy runs on debt, more debt is better.
>>1617680
I wish man. But you and I both know that is logically inconsistent.
How big of a portfolio does one need to get a traditional wife like this?
>>1617629
just be a mormon. they have tons of wifes like this and most of em are broke white trash living off the government.
>>1617629
You need to be one of those guys making $100k+ per year.
Own a house, plenty of investments, etc...
Hey biz, what colleges can I go to? I'm in the U.S, my stats above. Advice? Thanks
>>1617553
Smart anon
>>1617553
>above 4.0
that's a thing?
>>1617553
SAT or ACT scores?
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>>1617516
>genius billionaire
what is wrong with tesla? stock is still through the roof
>>1617524
He's a welfare queen
ITT: We share stories about smart business decisions.
Can be your own or some decision by the company you work for or just by someone you know.
>>1617508
i wash/detail peoples cars from my garage. also a bit of mechanical work too
>Started security company
>Realized how much responsibility owning a security guard company is
>decided that at 24 i dont want to have so much responsibility
>close it down after a year
I think once im 29-35ish ill buy a business from somebody , i enjoyed the operations aspect of it but networking and getting clients was a chore and its no fun at this age.
Gonna stick my ass in some trade (probably NDT technician) and do that for money and enjoy my youth for now
Is this retarded?
>>1617964
Sounds like a pretty good plan.
A friend of mine is looking to get into the security business. Any resources you could recommend?
When I read about the success stories of famous tech company founders like Evan Spiegel, Mark Zuckerberg, Ben Pasternak... it just all seem so ABC.
A: Get the idea
B: Make the idea
C: Millionaire/Billionaire
I dont expect them to tell the full story, but are tech companies that straight forward?
I see people everyday taking about their "cool idea for an app" but they will no doubt, never get even close to where Zuckerberg and Spiegel are.
Snapchat founder didn't even programme it himself, his friend was a developer and he designed the UI, and made the UX as slick as possible, other than that, it was just his idea.
Red pill me.
>>1617476
its incredibly hard and requires lots of luck too.
>>1617551
Luck I will agree with, but hard?
How?
>>1617476
the sneaky part they always leave out is funding . funding for marketing. funding for salaries funding for growth. w/o connections to venture capital ur dead in the water.
Prove to me democracy, taxing the wealthy / raising the minimum wage, is a good idea.
>Proptip: you can't
>>1617470
You want someone on /biz/ to prove to you that democracy "is a good idea"? That's fucking stupid and so is this thread. Kill youself.
SAGE
>>1617493
meant democratic party, not democracy lol
>>1617470
>raising the minimum wage
we dont want the jews to fuck us on wages, bottom classes are really bad at negotiating so we need it.
>taxing the wealthy
they scam us too hard, high taxes is an attempt to equalize that and spend it on things we would normally spend it on like schools, hospitals, environment, military and other things.
we can't trust the bottom classes with money a bit too much either so there's give and take on both of these.