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Previous Thread
>>1622911
What should I buy before the market closes today?
>>1623924
>GBSN
>PSID
What's to stop banks creating artificial money electronically or Paypal for that matter?
It's just a number on a screen?!
Banks do create money. Google credit creation.
>>1624133
/thread
>>1623510
Banks give out loans all the time dumbass. They don't have that money they prob only have 10% of it or less. If everyone forecloses on their loans the bank goes out of business. Were you born after 2009? Why are you so stupid?
Convince me to not invest $10,000 into the s&p right now.
I'm tired of waiting to time the market and missing out.
Should I just I invest it already???
I waited nearly a fucking year for a "dip" because you fucks kept saying a crash was imminent any second now.
>>1623194
Why would you ever invest money when the market is at a peak of any sort?
You wait for a bear market and then wisely invest in an index.
>>1623200
Because the market has been at a peak for years now.
How the fuck am I suppose to time it? ??
>>1623203
Why not just invest your 10k into your 401k, if you have one?
In preparation for an expected downturn, I moved all my 401k assets into balanced equities. Once the market bottoms out again, it gets moved back into higher-risk indices.
Thinking of starting a window cleaning business part time. I'll just do it myself but what do I charge? Anyone have any experiences in this? I would get a normal cleaning job but they all fucking require experience. Not looking to make bank but over minimum wage. I can't even get that here so I would be happy either way.
>>1622385
Sorry OP I just came for the picture.
I had one for 2 years, where are you from? Do you have any experience in this?
>>1622385
Wew lad, you just charge as much as you think you can get away with. Nice rich old people are best. There is ladder work so you can take a tumble, and the basic gear you should pull down a lot more than min wage. That is a filthy looking scallywag!
How can I learn 'advanced excel skills' and Quickbooks before next monday? I have an interview where I lied and said I have both.
To be fair, I do have intermediate excel skills, but i don't know what would constitute 'advanced'. Also it's for an entry-level staff accountant position, what are some must-know functions that most people aren't aware of?
good dick sucking abilties
>>1622080
Google how to do vlookups and pivot tables. There Excel is done.
Now go learn quickbooks faggot
>manufacturing can't be brought ba-
http://www.northcrane.com/2016/11/17/it-is-happening-apple-in-talks-of-moving-manufacturing-to-the-usa/
What are the consequences of this for our beloved country? Can it really happen?
We are going to make America great again you fool
>tfw the rust belt becomes the new california
turn those abandoned factories into an iphone plant
>>1622074
>$6000 phones
How many Flint, MI can we create?
What could go wrong?
Sup 4ch, sup /biz/
How i can get 200-300$ per month without offline work, just sitting there in my home?
>>1621693
Really the only way that doesnt invlolve skilled work is affiliate marketing, and even that is hard to actually make a decent amount off of.
If you have any skills, freelance or do commisions.
>Amazon Mechanical Turk
Online, easy, etc.
Also transcription services.
Money does not come from anywhere, it is a translation of goods and services. Once you have enough money, you can then use that money to make more money. (I should really be saying currency)
Well, 300 / month is 3600 / year.
At about 5% return, you'd need $72k to generate this, assuming that you're talking about pre-tax income.
Why can't people do this simple math?
What would you do with a small loan of a million dollar /biz/? Asking for a friend
Is it enough to achieve a passive income?
Buy two houses. Rent out one
buy 6 lambo's rent out 4
>>1620536
can a single rent make up for the taxes of the 2 houses? Having a hard time believing that
Is there anything more demeaning and cringeworthy than minimum wage workers?
better than bums/government workers/military.
i work at a grocery store and have 8 million in the S&P. it's not demeaning but what else am I going to do
>>1618875
Minimum wage jobs teach the youth the importance of striving for a job that not anybody can do.
The scam Waves has been exposed by these two guys and now the video is making investors dump their Waves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC1sPozgmpA
I saw this video yesterday on bizz and sold my Waves and a couple of hours later I got a mail from my cryptolisting warning for the Waves scam project.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a5WyAjL1MM
>>1616020
That explains the price I guess, it's getting dumped hard.
Sold my waves and try to buy in back cheaper.
Don't really care if it is a scam.
It is the perfect pump and dump coin to gain so moolah
>>1616052
I would not recommend to place low buy orders.
This might go to the bottom.
Just watch were it goes but be warned you might loose all your money with Waves.
ASX thread
Alright, ill kick this off.
Rate my portfolio
>>1615951
Noice anon, good to see no meme spec stocks
>>1615951
>whenwilliberich.png
If you have $51,000 to throw on stocks you're already there
Let's have another one of these threads
>age
>what you do
>how much you make per year (gross/net)
>age
27
>what you do
Gym operator for US foreign service europe. I get paid to work out, eat, inspect fit girls' butts, and lock the place down for the night.
>gross
29k USD
>net
24k USD after taxes and health insurance
18
University student
$0
-$1500 because of student debt :^)
>>1614879
>19
>security guard
>approx £22k a year after tax
I sit on 4chan all day. Wanna get into stocks so I can make more money sitting on my ass.
>Do university degree in International politics from a Russell group university
>Get a 2.1
>Either want to join the Army as an officer or work at the European Union (or more generally a job in Brussels)
>Brexit happens, chances of getting a career in Brussels reduced massively
>Figure I will just go straight to the Army or air force intel corps, get rejected immediately due to the fact I previously took anti depressants
>Currently 21 living with parents in middle of nowhere, no friends, no gf, nothing to do except sit around feeling sorry for myself
>Working shit night shift job in factory full of people who hate me for past 3 months
>have just over £1500
>Beginning to search online for a better job to move away from home
What do ?
>>1626460
Do we even get GPA's in England?
If so, I'm pretty sure a 2.1 is a bottom of the barrel grade...
If I were in your position I'd look to learning a trade, because to be honest its the only option you have left.
Unless you go full on Bernie Sanders and become an actual politician, using what... adequate knowledge you picked up from your degree.
>>1626464
2.1 is second highest it is average/ above average. What trade ?
>>1626460
> army or eu
> army's out
> brexit oh shit
> life sucks where you are
> you're a native english speaker
> university degree
is immigration an option for you, anon?
I have a foolproof way of making money in the market boys.
Here is my Secret.
Buy Low, Sell High
Always works 100% of the time
ty
>>1626226
No
Buy high with a good track record, sell higher
>>1626226
damn you got an ebook i can buy?
I was cleaning my room and remembered I got a shitload of miniature model cars from my (rich) grandfather when I was little (around 98-00). Is it worth selling them?
They look like they're worth something, but I don't know if there's a market for them.
>>1626187
If you don't give a shit about their sentimental value, then you can always try to list it on craigslist or ebay.
>>1626191
I really don't, but I'm pretty sure some of them are worth quite a bit so I don't want to get jewed. How do I find out their real value?
>>1626195
Try testing the waters by listing ads for them. There isn't a kind of bluebook for this hobby. You can always try researching them online and asking other communities what they think they're worth, or just listing them at prices until someone bites. Trial and error type stuff.