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BAS is continuing to drop
BAS getting squeezed?
That moment 70% of my portfolio is relying on BAS right now... I'm scared
Describe your daily hustle /biz/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIJElPStJpg
It's been like this for a few years now.
I spend a few weeks automating a way to make money online with ads.
Then months of spending 4 hours a week making sure the bots are still working right. They usually work for up to a year before it's saturated to death or gets patched.
In that downtime I don't do anything productive. Video games, imageboards, blogs, binge tv. All time wasters.
.
Money doesn't drive me. Nor fame. Nor helping people. If I could identify my drive, I could be on to an early retirement. Smart and lazy just makes you a bad boy.
>>1628769
Have 1 million things to do. Do a few or none of them. Work 10 hours. Try not to drink. Drink. Dight crippling depression and anxiety. Drink more.
Try and achieve my dream of a cabin innawoods and perpetually fucked by life while trying not to blame my problems on others.
Case in point. Cant insure the shithile i live in because of a fucking monkey tree growing into the side of my house.
Faggots right now cutting it down.
Pay over $1,000 so that people will allow me to pay them even more money.
Had my best freind not recently shot himself id eat a fucking shotgun.
How the fuck do yall cope short of the meme teir eat right and socialise shit.
All the meme teir shit besides lifting seems to just barely keep the suicidal thoughts at bay...
>>1628936
Join the military
SO I have inherited 297 acres in Colombia in a place called Pasto and apparently now marihuana for legal purposses is well legal to be planted and all? How do I profit from this?
is there anyway in which I cna flood the USA markets of places where pot is legal now with my product? What should I do /biz/
>>1628748
Sorry for your loss.
How do you get the weed to the USA legally?
>>1629623
I was kind of asking that but as far as I know is legal for industrial prupossed in colombia, and now is legal as a drug in some USA states so I want to see how do I make it man.
My biggest dream is to be wealthy/rich. But i have no idea how i can get there ... i feel lost. Can you recommend me a good book ? A book which gives good advice, something to hold on to.
sad bump
watch shark tank
>>1628636
r9k knows better, you should go there.
Is it fair to pay somebody a wage where they can't even afford what they are making? Like paying somebody $5/hour to produce 10 $500 hang bags in a hour. I'm not saying they should make $500/hour or anything near that, but shouldn't employers give their employees a reasonable wage so they could actually enjoy what they're making if they wanted to to?
I see this in every non-American pride industry. I've worked in the boating industry and know that people who build these boats own one themselves. I buy and sell a lot of guns and know that gunsmiths are paid well and do the same.
Why are there industries where people have no passion? Why do people even work those jobs. My first job was at a factory making vinyl siding for houses. I was getting paid $12/hour to produce something I could never afford myself. I was packing 10 corner posts that cost $50 a piece in a box every 1 minute 18 seconds to be exact. Company discount? Hell no. I didn't even get a 401k.
Capitalists make me mad.
>>1628579
>Is it fair to pay somebody a wage where they can't even afford what they are making?
Of course it is.
Any wage is fair as long as both parties agree upon it and no force is used.
>Capitalists make me mad.
Why does freedom make you mad?
What gives you, or anyone else the right to decide how much someone should pay/work for?
>>1628579
I make airplanes, I should afford an airplane.
>>1628579
I'm a senior recruiter for a huge government contractor. I should be able to afford hiring 200 people a year and pay them each $50k-$200k/year
Are politics in the workplace a good idea?
No.
I have one dude at work who's somewhat red pilled. He and I bullshit about Trump. Other than him its how was your weekend crap.
>>1628541
anything except work in the workplace is a bad idea
>>1628574
This id normally say. Except to my lnowledge all 60 guys i work with are super clique republicans.
We luv our emporer trump and our guns
I thought Vanguard funds were a safe bet. Why have I lost 200$ in a bond fund in under 2 weeks then? Why didn't I just buy DRYS REEEEEEEE
Which funds did you invest in?
>2 weeks
This is nothing for a long term investment like the vanguard 500. It will go back up eventually. If you move money around it will cost you in fees.
>>1628536
Because of Trump - the prediction is that Trump will stimulate growth and inflation and a normalization of interest rates, which means yields rise.
Also, you've seen a huge outflow of money from various bonds funds in the wake of the election for the same reasons.
>>1628545
VGLT is where I've suffered most of my losses from. I'm also in the S&P 500 Growth ETF, which has helped rqualize my losses.
Is there a demand for maga hats in Europe?
>>1628500
That trigger finger is pissing me off. Sorry I'm from /K/
>>1628500
Yes please please baby I needs one
Good time to short twitter?
> Inb4 @jack saying they never knew about CP on twitter. You can purge alt right accounts but not CP. Well played. #TwitterGate #PizzaGate
>>1628436
https://twitter.com/JayOmu/status/800705871999209472
>>1628440
Twitter supports Islam and Clinton.
Both Islam and Hillary support Pedophiles.
Islam in the Quran
Hillary in the Wikileaks
>>1628474
so is that a yes?
people us twitter
twitter supports pedos
people find out
people stop using twitter
twitter share price base 100% on user numbers
people leave
share price falls
am i missing something?
British press just picked up on it.
Whats the opposite of "going to the moon"?
Is twitter that?
What can I study that will also land me a job?
Seems like everything aside from dentistry and medicine are oversaturated.
>inb4 falling for the Uni meme
My country has around 60% of highschool students enrolling straight into uni, without at least an undergrad degree, you won't find any work aside from flipping burger. All careers that would be considered entry level that have a chance we career progression are worked by people with at least an undergrad degree already
>>1628363
CompSci or Math+learn-to-code
300K is not a meme
>>1628363
Study physics and do an econ or finance side subject.
Also, fucking read read read.
>>1628363
Chemical Engineering. Or any other engineering. The good thing is that most who try either burn out or graduate with a record showing they are shit.
So you just need to be not shit.
And then you realize 1 billion is about 20 million a year and you think to yourself damn 1 billion is not that much
>>1628280
Yeah $20million a year is nothing
Chumpchange really. Everyone can make that much with a little hardwork.
>>1628280
>not that much
Please tell me what IS "that much". I'm waiting.
>>1628317
20 billion a year is a lot, but with some effort you can get there
I'm 22 and a loser. Tired of being a minimum wage scum. Can't afford to go to college. I lied and said I have fork lift experience to get a job paying 18/hour almost double what I've been making all my life. I passed the initial test during the interview and they hired me. I basically had to do some figure 8s around some stacks of pallets and then stack them all in one pile and then put them back.
Do I still risk getting fucked if they find out I lied about work experience? I just made up some fake temp agency experience and put my dad's number as the supervisor. He said they called but only asked about confirming the employment dates and asked nothing about my experience there.
By the way I just watched a bunch on YouTube videos on fork lift driving before the interview.
>>1628259
dont you need a license to operate a forklift?
>>1628281
nah but you need some kneepads to suck this dick
biz is fucking dead.
seems like just a bunch of shills. And spamtards.
Does anyone actually have ((wealth)) here?
Like fuck you money. Like planes in sky, drawers full of skillets, and lovers in places unknown... and post here?
>>1628244
yes but no one knows me not even forbes acknowledges me ;_;
>>1628244
I can assure you there are plenty of people browsing with a significant networth.
How do you make money without leaving your house?
order kneepads from amazon and invite people over from craigslist
>>1628179
Charge 50 dollars a dick, three dicks a day is 750 bucks a week man
I live on a comfy island, I can't invite random degenerate Craigslist niggers to it, they will ruin everything.
How would you make money if you lived on a comfy island with no niggers allowed?
>Canadian Marijuana stocks
>>1628149
My friend bought stocks, they capped around 17 or something IIRC, i told him.to sell at 15 and i think he kept
rip
Is it gonna go back up?
>>1628303
I got no clue
I sold at the peak thankfully
>>1628149
Thank Dog I had the wits to not buy last week.
Fucking around with Bitcoin taught me the effects of FOMO.