Hey /biz/, I run a home improvement "management / lead generation company that I started 6 montha ago..
It is the season for Christmas light installations and i am trying to up my game via Google ads and Facebook advertising.. But my ads are attracting all the wrong ppl and ive got 3 calls since i started about 5 days ago..
Any suggestions?
>>1631457
I already know i need to change my keywords.. I send some of my proceeda to help Vets in need... Maybe i should remove the word Veterans all together?
try "veterans strung up with christmas lights". you'll start getting clicks
>>1631461
Your veteran keywords are the only ones getting clicks. Why would you remove them?
Also who the fuck pays to have Christmas lights hung? Terrible business idea.
You wouldn't happen to be Riley would you? Sounds like one of his ideas.
The most important things to invest in for a successful life:
>Health and fitness
Investing in your appearance makes your life much better. Anyone can be attractive, and when you are life becomes easy mode.
>Mental health
Learn to be happy with yourself. Grow your friendships and invest in relationships and your family. If you aren't happy, then what's the point?
>Social Skills
Learning how to communicate well will result in more people trying to help you.
>Learn new skills and make new hobbies
Just don't be retarded
Honestly that's pretty much it. Life has a way of working out. Just learn how to sell yourself and take opportunities when they come.
Ok
>learn
>learn
>learn
okay but how
it's like you're saying "do well and your life will be great"
yeah but how
>>1631541
If you can't answer those questions on your own, you're doomed.
Good luck, struggler.
I have skils in machien lerning and coding shit in general as well as ganoo lunix. How do I get job?
* OR make money using skils?
machine learning = shitload of if statements
just put that on your resume
>>1631453
>implying programming isnt shitload of if statements
Hey guys, it's noskills 30ro guy from last week here
After lurking through my thread and other relevant discussions, I feel a good direction to take would be starting my own lawn care service. I've got years of landscaping experience and a small bit of money for a mower trailer and edge trimmer.
My plan will be to start small and then move into maybe pressure cleaning drive ways, cleaning windows and other odd jobs.
I hope to have it set up as a monthly contract, and I aim (fairly loftily high) to make $100k gross in the first 12 months.
From that I can take expenses out etc. Can the guy who repairs sidewalks pop in for a bit of a chat? I have questions.
Also can anyone recommend a way of drumming up customers? I feel going door to door with the "I'm new, for a discount would you like to trial my services etc" would only work to a point. My second plan is to approach real estates and look at covering their properties.
Apologies for the blog post, I keep doing it.
Door to door sucks. I would outsource it.
I knew a guy who would take a ziplock bag and put a rock & his biz card in it. Then proceed to throw it into people yards. Primarily people with big yards because that's more money. You can spin this a bit and make a sales flyer and place it on peoples yards/doorstep. Just put a rock on it so it doesn't fly away.
Bandit signs tend to work very well. Same with flyers up on communal boards.
It's winter though. Don't expect much biz until the next season comes in.
>>1631412
It takes quite a while to build up enough clients to gross 100k because the only real way to get clients is word of mouth. So you are likely to spend a year making very little profit as you try to hustle up your first few clients using every trick in the book to advertise and get leads. But if you do a good job and are RELIABLE you will find that you end up with more work than you can handle as word spreads. But it takes a lot time to build up that first foundation of clients that can spread you further. It is rare for somebody to be reliable so if you show you are then you will be remembered and people will mention you to their friends over time.
But the reason it is rare for people to be reliable is they are always trying to bite more than they can chew. You want 100k gross in 12 months. That means you haven't got time to start with only a few hours a day to work your way up to a routine where you easily have the stamina to do 8-12 hour days. You will try to overload yourself and end up letting everybody down. Also, if you are not highly-experienced, you will have to charge less than fair rate for your first few clients. You are not looking for big profit from these clients, just to impress them for referrals and also to gain more experience so you produce better results when you start charging more.
I wouldn't waste my time with b2b (real estate agents and the like) until you had more experience and maybe figured out a specialty area. All established businesses will already have landscaping contacts, getting b2b service contracts is much harder than getting regular customers. You are better off waiting until you get referred to small businesses by your home clients. Trust me, offering services to businesses through cold-contact is a real nightmare.
>>1631460
Interesting you bought up b2b. Real estate in particular. It may be hard to sale those leads, but prospecting them is super easy. I'll show you how.
1) Search these strings in google..
inurl:contact <your city> realtor
inurl:contact <your city> real estate
Add any other keyword you think would work. Construction companies maybe?
2) Write up a sales letter. Google "email copy writing tips" for help on that.
3) Copy + paste your sales letter to every website contact form that came up from your search query.
There's bots to do this. There's Indians to do this. It doesn't take much time to manually anyway. Spend an hour a day and you'll hit everyone before the week is over. Get a sale and it's a win.
Word of the wise is create several sales copy emails and split test them all. Assuming you have a website, make a bitly link unique to each sales letter. Then simply track which link got the most clicks. Once you establish which letter works the best, ditch the inferior ones.
Weed stocks bois tell me about them
>>1631367
They're kill
>>1631367
still holding
but prob got meme'd to extinction
When should I buy them and which companies?
If I had an investment strategy that succeeded 90% of the time and generated an annualised 15% return after inflation whatever the market condition, and I realised this information to the public, what will happen? Will this strategy stop working? Why though?
>>1631309
Fuck the public, just tell me! Let's see what happens
>>1631309
if you did come up with such a thing, you would be smart enough to figure out why it would near instantaneously fail the moment you went public with it.
>>1631351
Warren Buffet has told everyone how he invests. Hes Still doing pretty good though. So i dont get how disclosure will make a strategy useless?
Is every page just another scam or has anyone actually found a diamond in the rough. (Im referring to the sites that promise to double your BTC or selling discounted gift cards and merchandise)
>>1631306
Have you tried selling cheese pizza?
Id sell the smegma off my dick
credit card fraud is quite easy.
How do we fix the world?
>>1631292
For starters stop allowing everyone to get into politics. I'm surprised we didn't have a physical retard for a president yet.
>>1631314
Some would argue that Trump was objectively a better choice.
>>1631292
genocide
Is there a good stock market game/simulator you can play whenever you want?
All the ones I keep finding only let you trade according to actual prices in real time while the real market is open.
>>1631285
Runescape
EVE Online
>>1631285
>Is there a good stock market game/simulator
poloniex
>tired of degenerate stockfag posts
Who else here real-estate master-race? Give us stories of killer deals you've done that put stock gamblers and crypo-NEETs to shame. Ill start
>Find dilapidated duplex
>borrow $40k hard money loan
>buy that shit
>spend a year of my spare time and $45k on credit cards making it shine
>rent out easy because its in good school district
>get it appraised at $215K
>refinance property with $100K mortgage
>mfw I just got paid $15K cash to make $115K in equity
>mfw on top of that I gross $24K in rent a year
>mfw when ROI has passed 9000%
nice I was thinking about investing my money in a duplex
>>1631250
>spend a year of my spare time and $45k on credit cards
That's why the "stockfags" are laughing at you.
Bust your ass a little more, sucker.
I bought a short-sale 1100sqft condo for 90k. Spent 2k to fix little things
-painted the ceilings and the easy rooms with contractor left overs from sherwin williams...had Mexicans do the rest,
-spray painted the light fixture trim and heating vents white,
-installed white light switches and outlets,
-had the carpets stretched,
Sold it for 150k. Should have rented it for a year or two and then sold it...the value was about 240k on zillow last time I checked. Not sure how accurate they are, but I sold for about 30k more than zillow was appraising at the time.
Poor investor looking to make first investment.
What should I buy?
I have $250, looking at just one stock.
You need to get a fucking job
You don't even have enough money to open a checking account
>>1631246
btfo!
Shit post elsewhere.
>>1631245
You should have enough for two shares of KNPD. Its a biz favorite, solid track record and really good annual returns. Its a service oriented company.
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They invest your unsettled funds after a trade. It's also pretty basic shit.
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>>1630271
Where my BAS bros at? Let's shoot for one more round.
>/rgt/
Based OP.
>>1631198
>-$0.0102 (-1.82%) After Hours
I'm creating a cult for monetary gain.
Anyone else doing the same?
It seems to require a lot of disjointed interests and knowledge, which is my best guess to why so few people do it.
Bullshit
Post some material
>>1631125
>which is my best guess to why so few people do it
Really? You don't think a lack of sociopathy is a factor?
>>1631125
>which is my best guess to why so few people do it.
Lots and lots of people do it, it is just that the failure rate is extremely high. It doesn't require "disjointed interests" or any other autistic shit to run a cult. It requires a deep understanding of human emotion and how to manipulate it without generating resentment or violent sexual-based conflict. It is extremely difficult to pull off, even Carlos Castaneda died broke.
Sup /biz/,
Basically I've been doing landscaping gigs this summer and people keep calling. How do I go about starting my small landscaping business? I know I have to file ownership of it and etc but what about financial wise? I don't want to pay Mr. Goldberg to count my shekels. Do I get quickbooks or something?
Aside from that, anybody here own a small business? What do you do and how's the market treating ya?
I own a wedding invitation business with my girlfriend.
All you have to do to "start" a small business is get calls and make money in my opinion. You should only worry about anything else later.
Promote your business on instagram, facebook or whatever is most popular in your area. If you get too many jobs, hire someone.
I once did a trade show and it was expensive, tiring and it didn't get us many customers, but we did make some good business contacts.
That's all I've learned I think.
>>1631081
Take the calls and then show up and take their money. Shit it's not that hard. Second thread I've seen today where someone is offered money for business and they come here and say "wat do i do biz"
>>1631145
what about taxes?
Let's say you have the ability to make any nearby, targeted person become angry just by your presence.
In what field could you leverage this for the greatest monetary gain?
Politics
Feminist lecturer.
>>1631036
poker