Who else is not falling for the consumerism meme?
It honestly disgusts me the things people will do for $50 off a tv.
>>1634137
I dont even think its the discounts are all that great. Its the MANIA behind it. You're part of a crowd of hundreds of people, if you shove someone down and take their TV in a store so YOU can have it, management doesnt have time to deal with it, because theres too many people doing too many things. Same with rioting/protesting. "They cant deal with ALL of us, lol!"
Agree. I don't participate
I usually go with my m8 and steal shit tons of games since they're not behind glass that day can't wait
Should I major in Business Administration, Accounting, Computer and Information Systems or become an Electrician?
bus admin means nothing
accounting means nothing without CPA (staff accountant bitch)
cis.... just learn windows server, and cisco...
electrician is shit pay, unless your family can get you into union.
3 decent choices, CPA is best but hardest...
>>1634009
Business administration with a focus/concentration on accounting. Then go for cpa if you want, it's not as hard as people make it seem, it's not rocket science.
>>1634527
What about a concentration in Finance?
Please rate the quality of the advice given here/10
"Dont take financial advice from someone who isn't very rich, about 100 million or so" - Martin Shkreli
0/10
Its either cryptofags spamming or some broke college student trying to sound professional because he has read the first chapter in his finance text book. I just come here for the laughs.
Kek/10
In the last 4 months I've seen middle-aged people needing emotional support and company by a child no less, meaning myself. I wonder if there's a potential business venture out of this. I'm just 18, but I look much younger.
Can I perhaps get more people on board with this? Sell love, cuddle, affection, kind words, moral support?
The thing is that only my family members have been desperate to see me and make me stick with them for a while, they felt clingy and needy as hell, I see why young women reject every niceguy now.
These middle-aged people(my uncle, aunt, father, mother, grandpa, grandmother) were desperate because all of their children including myself have already left to form their own families, their own homes and tend to their own lives, leaving them all alone.
I wonder how it would work with a stranger or a friend. It would probably only work with people they've known since childhood or since they were a baby.
Still worth a try. What is your advice, /biz/?
P.S. I find all of these people really pathetic. I'm 18 and I'm already living on my own very nicely and giving zero fucks about girlfriends, pets, friends, prolonged social contact.
Maybe it's also the existential crisis at their age which makes them so vulnerable. I felt the need for 6 months to have my own little girl, but for fuck's sake I was capable of rewiring my brain to stop feeling this reproduction instinct bullshit, I'm a human being, not an animal governed by instincts to mate and feel like part of the pack.
So why can't they do the same?
>>1633848
Yeah my parents convinced me I would be helpless on my own and convinced me to stay with them for 4 years. Living the real world is actually not a hellscape I thought it would be.
Honestly if you are a girl you can sell personal time with clients and be clear its not sexual. There might be a market but you know most guys will want to fug you unless u uggos then the business is caput.
>>1633850
Its called crystallized intelligence anon and it might happen to you one day. The best way to stop it is constantly be learning and breaking habits and forming new ones. That being said we live in a different generation they have been very use to socializing and being around people often. But new age forms of entertainment have created seclusion and now I guess according to your post its just a natural thing that your parents dont understand. Ultimately I think its their love for you and that they will miss you.
>get job
>spend 1 hour on bus.
>spend 30 minutes waiting at pickup location.
>spend 1 hour 30 minutes in transit.
>stop at McDonalds to eat breakfast
>finally arrive.
>work for 8 hours
>stop at McDonalds to eat
>spend 1 hour 30 minutes in transit.
>spend 1 hour on the bus.
5 hours that could be spent making money is wasted in transit. fuck my life
Someone should buy a car or move closer to work
Use that time to educate yourself, whether it's reading, audiobooks, learning a language, whatever. You get 5 hours for free and you sit there and do nothing. I have to drive myself 2 hours both ways, you literally sit on your ass and do fuck all. I feel only rage for the situation you described.
>>1633801
>eating mcdonalds
>ever
staaaaaaahp
Anybody try to use Gofundme to get free money? It seems you can sign up for any cause and just ask for money. How hard could it be?
Can you actually get into trouble if you use the money for reasons you didn't specify?
>>1633760
I just looked at their landing page and its all about helping people that are sick or dead or dying. Not sure that i have any point but just an impression
>>1633760
>Grab random kitty or puppy off the street.
>Make some adorable, yet pathetic pictures of said baby animal
>This poor kitty needs desperate medical attention and only you can help it. My budget just doesn't allow for the medical payments, I myself already am a few hundred dollar in debt. Remember, every dollar counts. ;_;
Bonus points if you're an ameriburger instead of an europoor. Americans throw their money on the dumbest shit, especially if you're one of them.
>>1633771
you've done this and it works? how much did you make?
>want to become electrican
>need a C in English GCSE
>some need a reference from highschool
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>>1633756
You got less than a C in GCSE?
Www lad, thats fucking pathetic, and thats coming from someone who just failed his driving test
>>1633757
rub it in
>>1633756
How the fuck could you get C; is English your 2nd language?
What the fuck, Amazon is currently $780 PER SHARE!
I know that Amazon Web Services is killing at the moment but how is this not a bubble?
Adobe, with its Adobe Marketing Cloud, is $104 per share.
Facebook, which I would have thought had reached maturation, is $120.
This is nuts. Tech is this decade's radio stocks from the 1920s. How do these companies prevent long term investors from pulling the fuck out?
>I know that Amazon Web Services is killing at the moment
understatement of a lifetime. AWS provides infrastructure for 40% of the public internet, and an unknown percent of private intranet.
>>1633612
>talking about stock prices with irrelevance to the market cap
move along child, this isn't your thing yet
>>1633612
http://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/stocksplit.asp
read this until it answers your question
>Shithead who used to go to the same high school says he wants to invest in Twitter and other social media stocks
Please give your input. My knowledge on stocks doesn't go beyond Khan Academy and a handful of articles.
>>1633594
kek, twitter is doing horrible these days. Nobody wants to buy it and it's hemorrhaging money left and right.
Twitter is fucked right now unless someone buys it or they get rid of all their retarded sjw mods.
Make it interesting. Make him a bet. Whoever makes more money buys dinner. You put it all in Vanguard, he'll ride the twitter bandwagon.
>>1633594
You are literally more knowledgeable then 75% of /biz/.
Is Tradingview a good charting service for day trading? They are having a 50% sale for black Friday so I wanna know if I should buy :)
>>1633592
Yup.
>>1634091
Is it better than thinkorswim?
>>1633592
I'm so tired of seeing this girl, she looks sweaty and dirty and smelly
How well are your investments doing, /biz/?
50 million in Vanguard.
>>1633457
Looking good so far
Rotated out of the weed bubble towards the top and into materials - these should run for quite a while, I think US Steel can hit 50 and AKS can do 12-13. FCX has just shored up their balance sheet and with copper prices where they are, they've got the operational gearing to really rip higher as it isn't even on most peoples' screens right now
>>1633473
derp
>tfw to intelligent to invest in marijuana stocks
>>1633363
>>1633363
*>>tfw to intelligent too invest in marijuana stocks
>>1633363
too*
There are a lot of betas out there who want an Asian wife or Russian wife.
American, Canadian, Australian, British women are horrible. Even Western European women are becoming the same way.
How can we profit off this, /biz/?
Sell wives.
>>1633356
PUA for western women. Emphasis on long term relationships and how to keep a man.
Damn that webm is cringy nigga
>late many times
>given a few verbal warnings that a disciplinary is coming
>2.5 hours late yesterday
>phoned boss who conversed with some other people before telling me not to come in and he's working my shift tomorrow too
>says he'll phone me tomorrow
Am I fucked? How can I keep my job?
>>1633210
try r9k
Maybe go back in time and don't be late to work again, Tyrone.
>>1633210
How hard is it to just not fucking be late to work?
Is 1 Billion just as impressive as 10 billion?
No. You can't even buy a sports team with a billion.
>>1633199
lol wat
>>1633201
Well, it depends on the sport really.