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Irs dont give a shit. But no walmart. Try $JNUG (highest was 800 they're at 8 right now) or Tyson, they are quite expensive but took a dip due to bad earnings/fraud (case has no merit, stock will go back up at perhaps record high when case is dropped)

Look up JNUG on /r/wallstreetbets and you'll see why it's good shit. Wal mart is a retarded idea, you should feel bad. Gamestop is alright for beginners because it'll go up due to holidays. They go up even not during the holidays somehow. Tesla if you have the money. Try options.
>durr what r options
Go to Investopedia. A degree in finance's worth of online information. Seriously. Read "A Random Walk Down Wall Street" If you see unfamiliar terms use Investopedia reference.

Srs, investopedia is bawss.

Unless you make 200k or more IRS don't give a shit.

>>1634851
Thnx for the tips m8

Are you under the age of majority? If so the SEC and broker would care.

>>1634803
How do I patent my meme?

>>1634812
You can't but you could copyright it though.

>>1634803
have patents every worked for the small business / little guy?

how much patent fraud/deception/subterfuge do the big dogs get away with, crushing the little guys?

capitalize
ˈkapJt(ə)lʌJz
verb
verb: capitalise
1.
take the chance to gain advantage from.

>How do I take advantage of having no skills

>>1634785
By learning some skills.

>>1634785
neet bucks

>>1634743
Treat it like a casino and throw $100 on there, and get ready to panic at 1/4 penny shifts

>>1634749
if only I wasn't on minimum wage and have all of my money put towards bills and Christmas presents.
>maybe after tax returns though

>>1634752
>>maybe after tax returns though
just throw a couple bucks in there every week.
eventually you will grow it pretty big and not even really notice how much you have put in there

Personally wouldn't donate to those types, they already get enough money and the CEO's earn way to much.

If you like internet freedom have a look at the EFF https://www.eff.org

wikileaks

>>1634728
aspca
spca

dont donate to charities who pay like .10 cents of the dollar to their cause.

>>1634696
Picasso are worth millions you fucking idiot.

That's why you buy the who's... if you spend 1k on a literally-who artist but 12 months later his work triples in value, congratulations, 300% investment increase for small outlay.

Good luck getting that return after plonking down 10 million on a Picasso

Besides Picasso's aren't even the most expensive works: Pollack, Sherman, Hirst... learn these names you fucking lazy shit. Many of them are still alive.

>>1634696
I have a few cheap Picassos from the renaissance period. Cheap because owner is desperate for money.
If you want some top quality paintings contact me at
[email protected]

>>1634703
My cousin can draw better than Pollack. And with my cousin, I know for a fact there's no jizz in those paintings.

>>1634542
Excellent advice from your parents. They make enough money to raise and support a family. Most people here without work probably couldn't afford that with their schemes.

>>1634542
Typical wageslave indoctrinated parents, just build a buisness bro. Invest in cryptos, day trade on robinhood

>>1634542
Take something you really enjoy and are good at, and then monetize it. Sell a product or service. Be your own boss. Starting an LLC doesn't cost too much. Separate your personal assets from your business, and then slowly grow and build it. You can do it.

What's going on? Elaborate over this drama. All I know is a bunch of faggots from the_donald are pissed that the sub is about to get the axe.

>>1634553
The admin edited people's comments and admitted to it. Now people are skeptical of what other comments were edited without user knowledge.

This is a serious concern because people's posts can be modified to contain illegal things and get them in trouble(obviously).

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>>1634553
Logs got leaked about admins planning to ban the subreddit, they quote the Ceo by name and tell him to fuck off, but then he manipulates their posts to change his name to that of the Donald's mods

Why is Hiro not liable for CP or illegal material posted here? It is property of the poster. When the reddit CEO changed the content of other people's posts, their company are now liable for any material posted there.

Tl;dr Reddit is going down, what should I invest in?

>>1634505
invent the machines that will do the work. Invest in companies that manufacture machines to do factory work.

>>1634576

This. If you aren't in tech maybe working to help automate and maintain automations then I'd recommend entertainment. People will have a lot of free time and will look for something to occupy it with. Personally I'm doing youtube product reviews and getting 50k views per weekly vid I up. It's not a lot yet but definitely hope to build it up and cash in on the new economy.

Buy Alphabet and you'll find yourself living in the vast pleasure-domes in no time. You won't even have to participate in the trash economy.

>>1634472
Every everybody within the company, as an employee is paid by means of salary, and after the shareholders get their quarterly dividend payments, then whatever left over is either used to pay debts, or is reinvested in to the company, or can be held as cash reserves.

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>>1634472
if you own controlling share of company and you keep money in the company and you believe in the company((s)valuation) , than you are making better return on your money than keeping it in your bank account.

>>1634545
I think OP is asking who owns the money left after all of that (cash reserves)

>>1634414
That fake money.

ISHYGDDT

>>1634500
Nah, it's probably real, niggers don't use banks, even the wealthy ones so debt collectors or police can't sieze it.
I'm guessing this dude is some kind of rapper/basketballer/drug dealer, so ~$1kk net worth seems reasonable.

>>1634414
You don't; it only makes you stand out, and be a target.

Fit in with everyone else, just make your life a bit more comfortable. If you want to splurge, do it somewhere away from where people you know live, or do it in a way that lets them think that you've been saving up for a long time to do it.

>>1634375

Why are you lying on the internet?

Why'd you post an image of a black box?

>>1634377
Not lying. Just trying to kill some time while waiting for Thanksgiving dinner.

>>1634379
Because many people erroneously view systematic investing as a black box.

Stole the picture from a recent Bloomberg article about Renaissance, arguably the most successful and secretive quant hedge fund out there. If you're interested: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-11-21/how-renaissance-s-medallion-fund-became-finance-s-blackest-box

You take whats yours comrade

>>1634357

The proletariat would be slaughtered by the capitalist controlled army.

>>1634357
You don't the ruling party will. Then you will give up everything just to work and not go to jail for being a lazy fuck

Great question.

1) There will always be some inefficiences.

2) Human capital. (This is labor, etc.)

>>1634337
>EMH
Is that the Emergency Medical Hologram?
Or is it Early Morning Hardness?

>>1634337
It's not, and they would not, except by random chance.

>>1634241
Probably not much because a lot of fireworks are illegal, and the ones that are legal are easily accessible through the kiosks they have around 4th of July. How are you going to advertise?

Why would anyone, ever buy homemade explosive devices?

Seems like a great way to blow your fingers off.

>>1634245
I'd go through word of mouth. since it's kinda niche I'd find a base of frequent buyers.