>He actually invests his money in index funds and ETFs instead of cryptocurrencies
>It's like he WANTS to be poor with his lame grandpa portfolio
>>1634360
Stop shilling. Bitcoin might and that's a big might work. All other shit is pump n dump. You gain some money on dumb people who fall for your shilling. Get a job and stop being a scammer
Stocks will be here in 5 years time. 95% of crypto-cuck-coins will disappear along with your money.
>>1634360
why is /biz/ full of retarded children like op?
Pic very related - wageslaves trying to one up each other.
What are your thoughts on trickle down economics?
Use the bloody catalog.
>>1634016
The theory works if everyone who benefits from it spends to benefit the economy. Greed is usually a human component though, especially the higher you go up (on average). I'd say if you helped grow and stabilize the middle class you could benefit a lot more. I think you need to be fair to all classes though, and that means a fair tax rate for the rich and the richest of the rich.
Am I just retarded or do I have it mostly down?
I want to make a lot of money and I'm broke, though I don't have food stamps even though I qualify (I do get subsidized by my family however) - I'm just prefacing for this: I strongly believe in basic income. People are barely getting by with the wages paid for by that car while the upper crust get paid outrageously and are building legitimate generational wealth.
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Lets make some of that """""""passive""""""" income /biz/
I hope to make this a regular thread and will update the OP with relevant information and resources as time goes by.
>What is wordpress?
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STINKY FEETS
>>1631730
>What is PHP?
huge pile of jewish garbage that is impossible to properly debug without paying shekels to the jews
>What is Bible?
huge pile of jewish garbage that is impossible to properly decipher without paying shekels to the jews
i get it now
>>1632713
Thank you for your valuable input.
Any one have experience with Ultimate Member? I'm thinking of buying the core extensions package
how does one make it as an artist?
>>1629472
>Come from a wealthy family
>Don't want to have anything to do with the family business
find some way to exchange your art for money
You are always a salesman first.
Who /early retirement/ here?
I'm 27 and about to abandon the wageslave world. Feels good
>>1627356
25 here, looking to retire by 35.
So what's your monthly expenses, NW, passive income and withdrawal rate? What investment vehicles have you chosen?
At such an early age, your swr must be pretty low.
>>1627356
> 27
> about to retire
What?
So you have $1,000,000+ and don't need to work again.
I'm 23 and I've worked for my Father's janitorial company since I was 19. No employment history before that. I don't really get paid. I just get free housing and still treated like a kid. He buys me clothes, video games, etc. pretty much whenever I ask. I work maybe 3-4 hours a day doing inventory, invoices, bookkeeping, etc. Mostly computer stuff.
How do I write a resume with this experience to get a real job? I'm too autistic to get any retail/fast food/customer service job and do fat to do any general labor job without wanting to pass out. I just want a basic office cubicle job. Do you need people skills during an interview to get a job at a call center? I can't even pass interviews at grocery stores and fast food. They say I need to be more elaborate and more confident. It's not my fault they make me speed walk behind them to the other end of the store then immediately start asking questions while I'm catching my breath.
What do? Could I become a delivery driver or something? Just want something easy to start with to make my own money for once. Maybe go to community college.
>>1636949
try r9k
>>1636952
Reported
>>1636949
You need to get uncucked from your parents.
But it will take major change in your life to do this.
You need to change your hobbies, your days, your mentality. Show them you are capeable of achieving something.
First things first, lose weight.
is it possible to be a billionaire and not show up on forbes
>>1636731
Ever heard of Satoshi Nakamoto?
>>1636731
>is it possible to be a billionaire and not show up on forbes
Obviously. You have to contact them, lol. It's not like they'll start looking into your balances and detect you're actually a trillionaire and report on you.
>>1636748
>You have to contact them
wtf? that seems so sad..
What can I purchase to get my name in the news so I have tangible proof of my wealth
>>1636661
A gun. Then off yourself.
>>1636661
i dunno. ask rupert murdoch .
>>1636661
A bookshelf apparently
Seriously though: your question shows absolutely no understanding of PR or how the news cycle works. And that kind of ignorance will keep you poor.
Red pill me on amway /biz/
>have female friend who swears she's gonna make money off amway
>tell her its all a big fuckin scam and she's a idiot.
>how do I convince her its shit.
>>1636600
just don't dude
it's a scam but who cares
you're supposed to let people make their own mistake.
you told her its a scam and she didn't give a fuck about your opinion. that sums it all up.
I really want to try to let her see the light, she swears they are making money and she's gonna be rich.
So my dad told me to watch this video about using wizardry to wipe out debt. Of course, the actual HOW-TO is behind a paywall on every site that talks about it (seems like a scam) but if it is legitimate, I would LOVE to forgive my own debt :P About $46K in credit debt.
So is it real? How to? I am no average Joe, I just need to be pointed in the right path... unless you want to be a damned superstar lay it all out!
>>1636534
Pay for the video and find out. If it doesn't work, do a chargeback.
If it doesn't work, live and learn. Is the $400/800 risk worth more than $46,000 potential?
You're not going to leave this thread with any new info. People will either denounce it as a scam or tell you to do it.
>>1636534
So my dad told me that 'sage' would never work on /biz/. Of COURSE all I had to do was watch the video how-to on how to properly season a post and it was all solved from there.
Does the lenght of a Youtube video name count when it comes to ranking? I can't decide how to call my next video:
"Top 10 greatest battles ever that took place in the United States of America"
vs
"Top 10 greatest battles ever that took place in the USA"
What's better, option 1 or 2?
In option 1, im raking united, states, america, and "united states" and "united states of america" and all those combinations, but it's longer
option 2 doesnt ranke those words but ranks USA and it's shorted
I can't decide
It's like, what people do search more often? the acronym or the full name? In my example, I want to add "Dragon Ball" but the title ends up at about 85 characters
If I cut it to "DBZ" my title ends up with 78 characters
So is it better to rank with a longer name or put the acronym and have a shorter tittle? Im asking because I've read it's better to keep titles under 70 characters to not get your video truncated in the search engine,
https://www.brainshark.com/ideas-blog/2014/March/youtube-seo-best-practices-titles-descriptions
but I have seen videos with 77 characters that rank 10 million views.. help me decide pls
Actually I just saw a 94 character video title with 8 million views.... are you sure title length even matters? because if it doesn't, Dragon Ball seems like a richer term than "DBZ" since a person searching Dragon Ball Z or Dragon Ball Super might stumble upon my video with higher chances than if I just put "DBZ" (as an example)
stop stressing about this shit and make better content than goofy top however many whatever to ever what the fuck wherever videos
seriously, make good videos and people will watch them whether you abreviate USA or not
>>1636525
I know , its just as an example
i put great effort in my content, which is precisely why I want it to rank good and I dont want to get less views due shit as mundane as title etc, and like it or not, that matters, just as like the thumbnail
good content is not enough in a sea of videos, everything matters. I already get views, im just trying different keywords this time, and the title I come up with is 78 characters with acronym vs 85 without acronym.. what do i do?
So I work in a leisure centre that is struggling to make long term gains
the problem is that we are relying on the business of what I would call "toxic customers"
we have one group of professional sportspeople, who cover most of our costs
but they make a range of demands that hinder the ability of the business to grow
they want to book out all our prime time sessions, and have exclusive access
and we are doing a lot of their clubs business for them as well, at no cost
to compound this, a lot of our senior staff are from these professional groups, creating a day to day conflict of interest as the staff preference the professional groups to the detriment of everyone else
because the pro's are taking all of our prime (after work, friday nights) spots, we have started booking in large numbers of disability groups in the quieter times
these groups can't pay full fee, and are given a discount
they are "high need", turning the place into a circus every time they arrive; which means we have to roster more staff
one carer will come with eight heavily dissabled persons; and that means maintaining order often falls onto staff
this is a very unattractive prospect for staff, who are not trained or invested in playing nanny to a group of disabled people
as a business we are struggling to retain staff in senior roles, we are relying on a rotating group of juniors; but they can only work limited hours and it means we have 30+ people on our books when we only need 10
the biggest issue though with both the aforementioned groups is that both are totally toxic to new customers
the pro's think that they own the place, and chastise new users for breaking a litany of unwritten rules they themselves decided on
the dissabled players harass everyone equally, they are sometimes out of control; and their carers allow them to linger before/after their scheduled times
as a manager I'm pulling my hair out over this
>>1636507
>as a manager
Maybe you should invest in a new store and run it yourself. Take the customer contact list on the way out the door. Sounds like a hellish place to work. Call it Larry's Leisure and change your name to Leisure Suit Larry to funnel some extra synergy into the new venture.
>>1636511
long term it's something I would consider
but at the moment my business skills aren't where they need to be
I tried to start a small business before but it didn't hold up past a year, I struggled to get reliable suppliers and my customer base dwindled
>>1636507
Obviously the business already has a rapport with the disability carers/wranglers, so you can't just start charging more or telling them to wrangle better, you may have to offer them a different service so that you can change the relationship.
Like, if they're just coming in in small groups now and swimming or bowling or whatever, maybe offer to do special events with larger groups and bring in pizza and a magician and shit. That's just an example, I don't know your business or if these tards like magic. The carers are not going to like renegotiating unless they're getting something different than what they already get.
A couple of years ago, I decided to start up my own gig and advertised it on craigslist. I found a design that I liked using a google image search and used it as the image on my ads.
This morning I got an email from someone saying that they recognized the image, that it belonged to another business, and that they were going to report me to that business so that I could get sued - I panicked. I asked the person who emailed me what the right thing to do was and they told me to contact the business, give them my personal and work info, formally apologize for using their logo, and show them specifically how I used it. I know now it was stupid and that I should have just stopped using it but I emailed them and really, really put my dick in the wind. I gave them all of my personal info (name, email, phone, address - personal and work info, when I started using the logo, etc). In my apology I stated directly that I used the logo and that I had gotten it off of a google image search.
Am I fucked? Can they sue if I've stopped using it? It's been two and a half years since I started using it. What happens now? I haven't heard back from them but I'm terrified that I just offered myself up.
Ignore it and forget about it. It was a stupid move but you can't change it now.
You're only fucked if you get a certified in the mail with legal letterhead. Any other correspondence you should delete/ignore.
>>1636478
Do you think they will take action? I've given them everything I can imagine they'd need and I was using it for over two years...
>>1636483
Attorney here,
To help you I need your SS number, the name of your first mascot and a nude pic of your gf.
Anyone else here have to cancel christmas because they're too poor to participate?
This is my 4th year that I've had to decline Christmas invitations due to lack of money
I'm well off, I just don't celebrate any holidays. Christmas included.
Sorry pal.
>>1636452
Where I live everyone puts Christmas lights up and has Christmas get togethers and shit so it's alot different for me
>>1636452
smart anon
Hello /biz/,
I thought about getting into business related stuff but I dont know where to start.
I tried educating myself on some internet pages which had tutorial on them on how to start investing etc.
But it always feelt like there was a lack of my knowlege and I coudnt understand the guide for beginner.
I knew that the problem was not having enough background knowlege.
But where should I start then? Can you recommend some blogs/videos/books?
I tried lurking on /biz/ and thought that it would be enough unfortunately that was not the case
>>1636272
Read biographies of the top entrepreneurs for inspiration.
Start from zero. School didn't teach shit about business. Assume you know nothing because you do.
https://www.youtube.com/user/patrickbetdavid
is a nice reality check channel
>>1636460
Thank you for the tips
EDUCATE YOURSELF!