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This sounds really familiar, to the point that I believe it to be pasta

>>1653986
I made a simalar thread about 6 months ago.

>>1653976
I'm really sorry you work at a nursing home, anon.

>>1653927
Jane Street would be insanely cool.
I'm about to graduate undergrad with cs and I applied to a few quant firms. I made it to some interview rounds but they were looking for people with more experience/masters
So you sound like you're on the right track getting the masters. Hell, look at Berkeley's FE program. Also start working on your own. Start playing around with your own algo strats.

There are a lot of smaller firms in chicago that do quant work so look there. It'd be easier to get your foot in the door with them. Do well there and then start applying to places like jane street after you've kicked ass for 2 years or so.

>>1653957

I did live in Chicago for a short while, now I'm in Northern California (mostly trying to git gud at programming.) Chicago was where I got my Econ degree and I did KIND OF work with the mercantile exchange, but that internship really sucked because they didn't want to pay me.

>>1653927
>I'm at kind of an Ivy League school, it's one of the top public schools in the nation,
Why does people at sub-par schools always say they are at a public ivy or a "kinda ivy" when it's just not. The Ivy League is a defined set of schools. It's not a ranking or anything. Stop saying shit about how you are almost an Ivy. Just say you go to a good school, there are plenty of them.

>>1653801

by being yourself and not a tool

>>1653801
Buy kneepads, fellate, repeat

>>1653801

Solo operated company that sells a piece of infinite dollar software to every person on earth, infinity times.

Oh, you really wanted "most practical way to make X amount of money after Y time with a CS degree",

>X = 100 dollars
Work 3 hours as a fulltime employee, or code up a micro-solution for a service.

>X = 1000 dollars
Work 30 hours, make something J people will pay K for in L time where 1000 = J*K / L

>X = 10000
Work for about 8 weeks full time, or do JKL=10,000, or join a startup where someone is attempting a JKL

X=100k
Work between one and two years full time, or JKL, or join a startup

X=1M

Work between 10 and 15 years without investment, assuming raises and less time enabled by compound interest, JKL, join a startup that is quite successful JKLing and is bought out or IPOs and cash out your shares

X=10M

Work 50-60 years with interest or JKL or join a startup that makes more money than god, IPOs, sell shares.

X = 100M

JKL like a god and sell out while maintaining a majority stake

X = 1b

Invent a new paradigm in which to JKL that has not successfully been breached at the world scale you intend to have and stay CEO while slowly selling off your share

so it was your aim to select the most disturbing horrific image to get the concept of "end" across?

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>>1653779
Yes.

That, and I couldn't be bothered looking for pictures of vultures waiting for something to die. Have a dairy industry pic for your trouble.

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>>1653791
>google images
>vultures waiting
Target is here to stay forever

If you use chinese search engines it still gives you the old, stable values.

Fishy...

>>1653745
China is running out of reserves to slow the free fall of the yuan. They've basically be holding up its value for the last year or so through market intervention and capital controls alone.

>>1653783
What implications does this have? Could the yuan completely plummet causing a financial crisis at least in china?

liquor license and competition, essentially.

The downside is that it is a food/beverage industry which had bad stats for many reasons.

High overhead, employee theft, liability for intoxicated patrons, remodeling costs every few years to stay 'cool', the list goes on and on.

>>1653741

>representatives from the mafia come and ask if they can place some dealers in the club to sell drugs
>you decline
>they break your legs
>you agree

>>1653739

I'm in

>>1653739
Is it about to pump?
Where can i buy it?

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>>1653755
Polo.

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>>1653713

shitty logo

>calls me a chap
>asks me to trust him

>>1653713
The dev left the project and he is affiliated with Paycoin.
>Scamcoin

>>1653713
>can't even find their website

Yeah, no.

>>1653678
Zero to one
The Lean Startup
The art of the Deal
Growth Hacker Marketing

>>1653678

is your first name pajeet

Anything from NN Taleb

>>1653601
>weiner process

do you own kneepads?

>>1653601

everything is just a gigantic abstraction just learn to recognize the patterns and have some flair now gtfo

>>1653601
no.
go to las vegas if you want to gamble at least there is free beer in the casino.

I would rate it 1998/2000
Work on your spelling

>>1653496
id hire you only if your asshole is shaved smooth

>>1653865
For the position I think it's assumed. His feminine penis will go far in this industry.

How do I buy XDN? Is it only on polo?

>>1653318

It's on Bittrex too

start accumulating lads.. another 40% pump coming along the way

gay shit

>>1653092
Give me just one example of somebody who is making 2k per post.
And I'm not talking about already famous people like Kim K or Taylor Swift.
Nobody is making a living of Instagram, this complete bullshit. I know people with a huge followership and I know what they are getting paid for the product placement.

>>1653135
And they get that product placement because of their followers. My friend has a shit ton of clothing companies pay him in product and cash to advertise their stuff on his instagram. It's just for side cash, but it's a decent amount for minimal work.

>>1653027
The Chinese are too economically in bed with us to win (http://www.investmentu.com/article/detail/34733/why-china-wont-dump-us-debt) and either way, we could probably just curb our agriculture exports and watch things fall apart.

Just because only 2% of Americans work in agriculture doesn't mean that we don't export the most corn in the world. Plus, China is a powder keg, they wouldn't risk a trade war. As soon as people stop buying Chinese steel, they have to close factories and people lose jobs and when people lose jobs and can't do anything about it (since China is authoritarian), they get pissed.

China itself already has massive demographic problems to deal with.

>>1653027

I should have added this in the OP but I personally think we maybe might have a chance in the long run but since China is an authoritarian government and the US is democratically elected we will lose since China just needs to wait at max 2 years for the next election and whichever party is in control dictating the trade war will be voted out of office since the US population really won't stand for increased prices of goods and other hardships resulting from the trade war.

>>1653030
>we could probably just curb our agriculture exports and watch things fall apart

True, but China mines and produces ~80-90% of all rare earth elements which are critical in many electronics and heavy industry. They've threatened cutting supplies in the past and in an actual trade war they would no doubt do so.

I don't know, there's a lot of ways each of us could fuck the other up.

>>1653000
Scare competitors

>>1653000
Because it takes way more balls to invest $100,000 than $100.

You don't have the balls.

Wahoa! Everybody check out Mr. hotshot over here!

Don't spend all that crazy cash you earned in one place OP! ;)