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I invested my life savings in Waves.

/biz/ said it would be the next Ethereum. They lied.

There is no way out for me. Why did I listen to the bag holding crypto-shills.

Why.

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Hey guys,

Got a Trump financial consequences essay due tomorrow morning and I just learned about it so I'm quite fucked ...
I need to treat everything that happened because of Trump's win (stocks, bonds, currencies...)
Do you have synthetic sources of infos about it ?

Thanks a lot to you guys !

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Im looking for a fraternity/organization where I can work for a small business that might overlook a DUI (because i'm in the club). Something like the KKK but solely focused on making the members more wealthy, and not discriminating based on race, but is able to discriminate on net worth.

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>convince Karlie Kloss to give you millions of dollars
>start a company that is just a snapchat clone
>start this company knowing full well you are offering the app for free
>have no plan to actually make money from this "company"
>somehow waste $180,000 A MONTH on something that could have been made by a high schooler in his free time
>app turns out to be a failure and hardly anyone uses it
>start thinking maybe you just wasted all karlie kloss's money
>strike a deal with CNN to buy the company for $25 million
>CNN proptly shuts down the Beme they just bought

What did CNN buy then? Who buys a company and then shuts it down right afterward? I guess it was just a bailout for casey's investors in exchange for Casey becoming an employee at CNN and surrendering his army of millenials to the will of the mainstream media. What is the lesson here? Why is this guy rich and not bankrupt?

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How is George Soros so fucking rich? He has already donated more than 10 billion and his current net worth is about 25 billion. In his famous bet against the pound sterling, he made just a billion and he only cashes in on boom bust cycles which take time to happen.

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Have you or anyone you've known faked your way into a degree?

What are the legal repercussions if you're caught?

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What the hell should I do with my life?
I found an industry I want to work in, underground construction, but no one will hire me for more than a day or two because of a DUI (even though it does not effect insurance).

If your a male, and you want to work in the trades, but your DMV record is imperfect you are fucked hard in California (too many illegals).

I have been considering moving to Australia or New Zealand, because I want to start a new DMV/criminal record.

Where do I begin?
I have 450k, but I just want to be a shit pumper and play with backhoes!

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How do I make rapport with rich people? Some people can do it but I always find it awkward and difficult.

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Will burgerland finally default? Will there be a Great Depression 2.0? Will Gaddafi get the final laugh with the emergence of a new gold-backed currency or some novelty like bitcoins? What's the best thing to put my money into right now - Real Estate? Pls help!

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Is Wall Street just a casino now? It seems like every day there's some stock that's up 100%+. In one day. Why does this happen

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How do I become like Soros?

I was probably born into a richer family than his, better yet I probably have even lesser morals than him.

I'm 20. Also, as of now I own about $1000 in cash, $2,000 total assets, and will probably inherit around $250,000 in a couple of years.

I'm thinking keep it to myself, in different forms of money like oil, a little real estate, gold, bitcoin, stocks and currencies. Then, I maintain that shit for sometime until I feel like I have a feel for trading stocks and real estate and running some real businesses, I'll then start investing it.

Also, I'll probably begin investing in Pakistan as that's where I'm from, and $250,000 over there goes a long fucking way. And not only that, lack of morals makes you champion there due to weak law and order system.

And things like lack of discipline, shame, anxiety and that bullshit doesn't affect me.

So yeah. Guide me.

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So basically I'm a freshman in college who's about to finish his first semester. The thing is I fucking hate it here. Like if I'm fro the full 4 years I'm pretty sure I'm gonna go insane or kill myself or something. I mean I'm a pretty antisocial guy, only have a couple of friends and get no pussy, but thats not even what I hate here. I feel like I have no purpose (not even mentioning all the liberal bullshit here). Like I have even less of an idea of what I want to do once I get out of here. My grades are mediocre at best too but thats besides the point. I want to get out in the real world and actually do something.

Heres where you guys come in. I kind of have this idea of adventuring out to Alaska and starting anew there. Would it be possible for me to enter the fishing, crabbing, or oil drilling (I know these make decent wages) businesses out there with a high school degree and one semester at college? I used to fish on my dad's boat (regular boat not fishing boat) if that counts for anything. And if so how would I go about that?

If anyone has any better suggestion on what I should do in my situation I'd love to hear that too.

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Dead dreams Edition

-- Links --
Stickerbitch's calendar of memes and dreams:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol%40gmail.com

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

memechat for redditors and commies
https://discord.gg/5k3sVzC

alternative memechat for poorfags
https://telegram.me/robinhoodgeneral

-- Robinhood FAQs --
- VISIT THE WEBSITE FIRST DAMMIT!! - www.robinhood.com
> How is it free?
They invest your unsettled funds after a trade. It's also pretty basic shit.
> When is it coming to my country?
Never. They only have "plans" on an Australian beta.
> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
If it takes more than 3 days, email their support. They are very good.
> Is this the place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
NO! THIS IS 4CHAN, A PLACE OF POLITENESS AND PROFESSIONALISM!!!
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
No, that would actually be illegal. Robinhood graphs are just shit and only show you an average, not-really-realtime price. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform. -- (also learn difference between LIMIT and MARKET orders!!!)
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
thinkorswim is bretty gud if you want a 2nd account with real broker.
Otherwise you should be using stockcharts.com, finviz, or a non-pile-of-shit for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
>How do I git gud?
Technical analysis-
http://www.investopedia.com/termsc/candlestick.asp?layout=infini&v=5F&orig=1&adtest=5F
http://opwrote/rhg/inthesubject?hismom=dieinhersleep
Fundamental Analysis- Martin Shkreli finance lessons on youtube
> Can I use Robinhood on my PC?
Yes, download an android emulator

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T MOBILE BLOWING UP THANKS TO DIGITS

INVEST BOIS NO PROBLEM

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What domains does /biz/ have?