Anyone playing penny stocks right now?
what penny stocks would you recommend for short term (weeks) gains?
is there any 'Offical' 4chan penny stock?
if not, Why not? /biz should have weekly plays.
no one here trades penny stocks?
sorry i meant, no one here trades penny stocks
Lurk for literally one minute and you find the penny stock thread
Being an idiot, youll fit right in with them
One bitcoin to whoever can give me a link to purchase the shirt in my pic.
post your wallet in the same post as the link
if you don't you're shit outta luck
dude ill make you that shit with my sharpies and crayons for 1 btc
free shipping my man
>>1740405
Follow the rules my man.
Why the fuck would you want that you fucking autist
My partner and I are building a website where we will sell womens lifestyle items. Phone cases and chargers, nice water bottles, jewelry, bracelets, and much more. All items will be fairly cheap.
Can you guys help me with a name for the site?
I'll sell you qewdi.com (pronouced 'Cutie')
>>1740419
$1,000 xx
>>1740366
cheapshitforcheapwhores.com
I want to make money using my 3d skills to make furry porn,and free lance. Is there anything i need to know about getting into something like this? I figure i just set up a Patreon and link tons of accounts on furry forums to it,and when i make enough I will hire more people to aid in increasing my profit.
I want to create a monopoly on quality 3d porn like bad dragon did with dildos.
>>1740341
I have noticed that the demand far exceeds the supply(people waiting months for commissions), especially for the more controversial porn fetishes
not to be full /trash/ but the furry community is extreme self-hatred and they blame everyone else. they will try to dox you or ruin your site over the smallest shit. the pure amount of work required, versus the best case payoffs, really isn't very feasible. Also, if you ever try to get a job at a real animation company, you had better hope they don't recognize who you are. this actually happened in the 90s for warner bros I think and the guy didn't get the job.
every 2-3 years lulz.net starts another witchhunt and targets a new sub interest that the community generally accepts and that percentage of it is ostracized and nothing changes
>>1741019
This is very helpful
I am obviously using a pseudonym with fake emails.
Why are they so evil?
>I make x porn
>Lol git rekt scrub,next time make y porn as it is partician and not plebian.
>Make x and y porn
> I only buy my porn from scat specialists thank you very much .
Is anyone here doing their dream job? As in doing something you always dreamed of doing, and are happy doing it.
No.
>>1740167
Well, I wagecuck on a shitty assembly line, but I can shitpost on 4chan all night at work.
Does that count?
>>1740167
I always wanted to be a pornstar and cuck my fans while they watch me fuck beautiful women.
Never happened.
I live as a wagecuck.
It's 2017 and marijuana stocks are becoming popular. Im looking to buy some marijuana stocks Im currently looking at ERBB and ENRT. Do any of you have any suggestions on what marijuana stocks to buy for 2017, the industry is going to be huge.
MJNA went up 5x right after the election. I wish I had invested in it. It made me tons of fake money in my high school personal finance class six years ago.
>>1740151
are you currently invested in something right now related to marijuana?
owcp you noob
I have a Bank of America interview tomorrow I just got a call.
I literally don't know anything about banking, I sold credit cards at Best Buy and worked as a tech intern once upon a time.
I applied for the relationship manager position, aka personal banker. I need to know what to say in the interview. if there are bankers on here help a young nigga out.
Do you speak Spanish?
If you do mention that and you have the job.
>>1740140
You're fucked mate.
Read the job description? Is it even a finance role? Relationship manager typically is a sales job.
Stop stressing
You'll be a great janitor
Redpill me on apartment alternatives.
I'm 22 and have $20,000 in the bank. I could happily survive indefinitely without working if I could find some basic way of securing my things and sleeping.
My list of possessions:
Laptop and power cable
A small assortment of clothes
Phone and charger
Some canned/dry food
That's it.
Given that I don't care about having electricity, running water, air conditioning, internet, etc in my living space but want to be in a city (need everything to be in walkable distance), what are my options?
Basically, I need a lockable door that I have 24/7 access to. There is NO WAY that this requires $500+ a month. NO FUCKING WAY.
Location: Atlanta, Georgia, USA.
What are your ideas?
>>1740126
You could go into the national forest and set up a tent.
you could get a van.
I live in Cumming btw. where u at?
i think theres a LOT of Georgians on /b/
>>1740135
I just graduated from Georgia Tech and I'm just not into the job world. I turned down a $65,000 offer in Chattanooga a couple weeks ago because...why.
I work 50 hours a week and get a fucking apartment out of it. All I want to do is chill and read chemistry textbooks. I can be some /biz/ investment faggot and retire when I'm 45 if I play my cards right, fucking cool.
Anyway yeah. The girl I lost to my virginity to was from Cumming, I thought that was hilarious. I'm in Marietta now at my parents' house while I keep my job search going.
I actually have a car that my parents gave me (I don't know if they'd let me keep it if I became a bum) but what scares me about vehicles is maintenance issues. My dream is to be independent of any possible large expenses. $20,000 would last you FOREVER if your only expenses are cheap food, laundry, and you're bumming free public wifi.
>>1740145
I see.
I was where you are 3 years ago. Not motivated by money just wanted to be free and wanted to chill.
I ended up getting into a trade. Started my own LLC. I work about 20 hours a week. Make my own schedule and earn $50+ per hour. I would recommend this track over trying to basically be a vagrant.
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> How is it free?
They invest your unsettled funds after a trade. It's also pretty basic shit.
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Never. They only have "plans" on an Australian beta.
> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
If it takes more than 3 days, email their support. They are very good.
> Is this the place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
NO! THIS IS 4CHAN, A PLACE OF POLITENESS AND PROFESSIONALISM!!!
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
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> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
thinkorswim is bretty gud if you want a 2nd account with real broker.
Otherwise you should be using stockcharts.com, finviz, or a non-pile-of-shit for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
>How do I git gud?
Search for press releases. Don't listen to any advice in this thread.
> Can I use Robinhood on my PC?
Yes, download an android emulator
> I'm ending the year with positive shekels! I'm rich!
Not so fast goyim, remember to report and pay taxes on any capital gains.
LAST THREAD: >>1737494
NAK fellas. Steady but still fast gains.
>>1740102
New EPA head is going before congress tomorrow make sure to keep a tab on those hearings. I imagine if he chokes when Dems start grilling him NAK might shit the bed.
On the other hand if he even so much as mentions the Pebble mine I can easily see NAK shooting up another 25 cents.
I have 25k to invest, and I want to put it into a startup.
I'm thinking lucid motors, run by former Tesla executives, they have nearly a billion in cash, their plant is under construction.
I have never invested this amount of money before. Is it a good idea? I know Faraday future is going to crash and burn so that's off the table
Invest in index funds.
>give startup 25k
>one month later
>we need more money
>but I don't have any...
>start up over
Better off house hacking or something
>>1740096
>house hacking
What on earth does that mean?
What would you /biz/ bros do if tomorrow all of a sudden you were gifted 25million usd (tax free) ?
Im not talking about what you would invest in, more pleasurable and maybe philanthropical stuff.
Pic is very related for me desu.
Withdraw it from the bank in hundred dollar bills. Lube em all up. Then shove all $25 million up my ass.
Then maybe go to a fancy charity ball, and stand on a table in the middle of it. Then shit out all the money.
2000 sq-ft apartment in Flatbush, Brooklyn
harem
personal stylist + decent clothes
plane tickets to Barcelona, Budapest, Vienna, Milan, Shanghai, Tokyo, and Sydney
That's literally it. As you can see, I'm a man of few wants.
>>1740049
Ok , heres the deal I´m fucking tired of being a noncoiner,
I´ve tried to buy some bitcoins on localbitcoins using paypal
but its seems I can get scammed for using such method,
Is there any place where I can buy bitcoin with security and
a guaranty that the deal will get done properly without any scams using paypal or other ease method.
*breathes heavily
>>1740013
nope.
you are an idiot
go fuck yourself faggot
coinbase.
>>1740028
Country not supported , can I still use it ?
I am stock market noob, can you guys answer this question of mine?
> Why is it that so many companies went to shit in the recession, (06-09) and had stock prices of like $150 and now have barely $5?
Basically, why did so many companies start so high back then in early 2000's and now have such low prices?
Is it something to do with issuing more shares since then which devalued the other shares or something? Since there was more to go around?
because fuck you thats why
dumbass nigger
>>1739997
Thank you for your kind words, friend.
bumping for vague interest
So /biz/, I need career advice. Is it reasonable to think I can get a bachelors degree in economics, get the necessary certifications, and become a financial advisor?
no
fuck you
>>1739986
Kys fat nigger
>>1739983
A degree gets you shit. Econometrics is a much more needed degree, if you just learn econ 101 what do you have to offer?
>go to target uni and heavily network/study with internships
>go into IB for just enough time to learn the business, claim my bonuses and get enough experience for an entry-level analyst position at a HF
>climb corporate ladder to portfolio manager
>$400k on a bad year
Is this a sound plan? I want to make bank and I am interested in banking.
>>1739968
0/10 Not enough kneepads
>>1739968
No its not. If you don't bring aum you don't get shit
>>1739968
If it was that easy then everyone would be doing it.