How do I being to learn the stock market? Total noob with zero knowledge on anything that is related to stocks and controling them? Is there like a class I could take or something to start learning? Preferably online
>>1747349
Also would taking online business courses be decent? I'd like to be able to own a business one day or at least be able to do something with marketing.
>>1747349
I wish to know this aswell.
>>1747349
Only invest in derivatives.
What are your opinions on the Amazon Dash Button(s)?
If you own one, how is it?
>>1747296
What problem does it solve, really?
>>1747502
It solves the problem where you might run out of something and need/want it immediately and go to a store instead of ordering it online, preventing Amazon from making money.
But none of your problems, if that's what your asking.
>>1747502
Their main selling point is: "Restock on your favourite products, before you run out".
Pretty shitty if you ask me, plus, you could just go to the store and it'd be less expensive
What are the most mobile skillsets, /biz/? Apart from dicksucking, of course.
I want to be able to go anywhere in the world and make bank for a few months, then move somewhere else and make bank there, etc.
What could I learn to let me land on my feet like that, every time?
Basic repair jobs/electronics.
Being good with your hands pays off anywhere
>>1747144
Money, lots of money. You make money by having more money.
>>1747144
Learn new skills every time you move
Thinking about quitting my full time job to transition from part time student to full time. I would need to take out a small loan to pay for the rest instead of cashflowing with my paychecks. The independence I feel from paying for my own education is great but balancing the 2 is unrelenting.
tl;dr
Quit job to focus on education
>>1747099
Dishwasher/accounting
I worked full-time and went to school full time.
I majored in economics, and minored in math, so it wasn't exactly a cake walk degree either.
In case you missed it:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-19/chinese-investors-exit-bitcoin-flood-gold-etfs
Don't ever jump in front of a train....
>>1747031
>zerohedge
>>1747101
Nobody makes it out alive...
cope
Help me find my first product please.
>>1746996
kneepads
>>1746997
Nice meme XD
>>1746998
For real though, no one is going to give up their niche and make you into competition.
The best youre going to get is "ok" suggestions
How much should I ask ?
Some guy found me on linkedin and offered me a job.
I'd be SEO/SEA specialist for 1 country's market.
I am currently working on my thesis for my IBM master and finishing an internship, I have a little SEO experience, only theoretical SEA experience.
I am an expat living in the Netherlands.
I am supposed to come up with an offer, what do you think ?
>>1746995
$30,000 / year
>>1747011
Can I ask for bonuses based on performance on top of that ?
I am a very dedicated worker but I need something to look forward to. Let's say 2% on the margin above a target ? What is acceptable ?
>>1747047
You definitely should. 2% is alright
What are the most profitable college courses that last 4 years or less?
I know that trades can be very lucrative, but I want something white collar that I can do after my knees start to creak.
>>1746932
radiology tech
Web development.
Thank me later.
>>1746932
sucking dick
is it possible to have kids when you're loaded and not have your shit fucked up?
>getting married = risk having half your shit taken + hundreds of thousands or millions in alimony and child support because she will most likely get custody
>not married
>woman will most likely get custody = child support which could easily be hundreds of thousands or even millions
http://abcnews.go.com/US/hedge-fund-owner-face-million-monthly-child-support/story?id=29210043
ken was married but it's the same story even without marriage
why do men like him get married or have kids and risk losing so much money? it's not like they have the time to raise the kids themselves anyway?
>>1746918
Family court in the USA is completely fucked up and corrupt (family court judges have decided the constitution does not apply in family court, for instance).
Anyway, the solution (such that one exists) is to have a rock-solid pre-nup signed by both of you in a session witnessed by two lawyers -- one representing you and one representing her -- which is entirely fair (i.e. 50/50 split of all shared assets and custody) and covers unusual situations (i.e. concrete proof of abusive behavior might affect custody). Minimize shared assets by not sharing anything which you would not be willing to lose in its entirety. Never set up any sort of predictable or automatic link between private and shared assets. File for divorce preemptively to ensure you have the element of surprise and engage a lawyer far beforehand (perhaps continuously) to ensure you are adequately prepared. Never approach financial, divorce, or custody matters with anyone other than a polite but firm matter-of-fact approach.
Or you could just get a vasectomy...
If you have money, why not hire surrogates to have your babies and a nanny to take care of them? You can fuck hookers on the side and never worry about a woman royally fucking you over which...what...happens over 50% of the time these days? Seem like shitty odds to me.
i was thinking about starting a youtube gaming channel. it's very easy to do and you just have to be interesting and funny, which i think i am.
it looks like an easy money grab, give one reason i shouldn't, i just to need to buy a gaming desktop
cos its pleb as shit?
>>1746887
I made this years ago and it's not like you imagine it to be. Maybe you are good and funny for a week but what then? You have to post a fucking video every day to not lose subscribers and get enough money. And this gets you fucking depressed over time. It's as hard as a real job and you won't probably be making money at all. But do what you feel is right.
>>1746887
Market is full as fuck
Dont fall for survivors fallacy
What do I do to learn all the shit people talk about on business/economics news shows? I have no idea what interest is, or mortgage, or premiums, is there some kind of video series or a book to get started? Thanks.
>>1746854
Investopedia . Forbes?
>>1746854
Google it. Just take it term by term. Take notes if you have to, to connect the pieces
>>1746864
I don't even know the terms.
Vanguard keeps executive pay secret. Estimates for its CEO compensation is $10 to $15 million. Is this OK?
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-01-19/how-well-does-running-vanguard-pay
>>1746805
what's it to you?
are the fund costs too high?
>>1746805
They have low fees and good returns. Until that changes I'll keep my money with them.
Vanguard is investor-owned, so excess profits go back to the funds, and therefore to the individual investors like you and me. Unlike public companies, Vanguard's executives can't be paid in options, profit sharing, or stock grants.
As long as Vanguard's execs continue to be paid at levels commensurate with equivalent companies of similar size, complexity, and success, this is a non-story.
Can I profit from a Biotech degree?
Yes.
I have a degree in Microbiology and I'm working on a Biotech cert. There are an absolute onslaught of jobs where I live (WA).
The only thing is, get lab hours and some work experience in a lab while taking your degree, otherwise its very difficult to get your foot in the door.
>>1746835
Thanks for the advice.
I live in Argentina, and as far as I know it doesn't get paid very well here.
Is there any way I can work in the US?
>>1746848
>Is there any way I can work in the US?
Apply for an H1B visa as a skilled worker.
What trade to get into?
Hi /biz/ I thought this would be the best place to find help. I have been a mailman, worked in office jobs, retail, and hospitality and I want a career in the trades (tried to be a cop and ws rejected in my application). What would be the best one for the future and what is the best way to get into them? Most "helper" positions require me to have experience in the field but I thought helper positions were the bottom barrel? I would appreciate the help!
>>1746790
Welding is easy to get into and in demand (locally at least)
>>1746790
Electrician, plumber types are typically good trades. Employer pays your formation and pay you like shit for 2 years. Then you're all set to scam morrons on your own ;) These are best because people have to rely on what you tell them and are usually in a situation that need to be resolved quickly. Not glamorous but easy money
If you don't feel inspired today you're a cuck.
If you feel inspired today, you're an easily impressionable idiot.
Don't really care, my day to day won't change. I had a good feeling for Trump until I saw his cabinet picks (drain the swamp lol ok no) and now I'm confident it will be business as usual.