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All these can be directly influenced by technology.

>>1759005
Engineering

Being a NEET

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I have a few predictions.
>E-commerce will take over shopping centers (it pretty much has at this point), grocery shops too but I'm skeptical
>grocery shops will become automatized to compete with E-commerce (see Amazon go)
>manufacturing industry in Western countries will become largely automized too and because of Trump's protectionism China will go in a recession
>Bangladesh will get flooded causing 100 million people to migrate to other Asian countries
>because of these tensions the price of gold will go up
>Africa's population will continue to grow causing even more tensions and famines

>inb4 anyone with half a brain can see these things coming
Of course anyone can see this coming, but that's not the point. I'm just giving hints on how you can profit from these things.

>>1758996
looks like a crocodile

Nah, the market will continue to go up forever goyim.

>Thinks he can predict the future based on his own arbitrary predictors
>Doesn't realize this shit is just as valid as animal spirit divination
>OP probably said this same thing every year for the past six years

invest in a gold coated kneepads

Go to casino and bet it all on red

you bet 1/64 of your bankroll on red, then double it if you lose until you win, then repeat. its statistically impossible to lose enough times in a row to wipe out

Sorry about your loss friend, I know how you feel my father passed away last year.

>>1758982
If you don't already have emergency savings, put $10k in some kind of high yield savings account and do not touch it unless you have an emergency. Yields on these accounts are very low now, but your emergency fund needs to be in something with no market risk and quickly accessible. With the rest of the money, put it in some diversified mutual funds/ETFs. If you have a retirement account like an IRA or a Roth IRA, max out your annual contribution. If you don't have one, open one.

>>1758982
open a forex account and trade

>>1758941
Post your channel, I might sub you :3

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHb-mYX6_DMWddCuIKapl8g
Thanks

>>1758941
Hey OP how much will you pay me if I sub to your channel

>>1758792
Good luck anon, I hope young females want to wear pants designed by some dude whose skills include being able to make charging pockets

>>1758792
let me guess you put magnets into the thighs that create electricity when rubbed. disney came up with that shit in their kids lab.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=79&v=4WaUcXSfPTg

i dropped out from some random economist school, after 2 years all i learned about the job was that you are supposed to click properly to book things on the PC like a monkey and calculate stuff similarly to long division that should be fucking automated in the first place. It might be quite different if you are going for some "real" useful jobs higher up though. Also when randomly googled it told me that profession is #1 in unemployed statistics for my country.

>>1758777
because that shit is the first thing that is going to die.

accounting isn't science ffs, it is just putting a fuckaton amount of data into a predefined spreadsheet.

it is the definition of a monkey job

>>1758777
>>1758827
>>1758797
ur talkin about book keeping, which is fucking stupid.

if you wana do accounting and make it viable, then you have to get your cpa. at that point you become more of a business advisor to clients and are much more than someone who inputs numbers

>>1758770
youre asking for s to be alone?

>>1758770
ask /sci/

American or European options?
Calls?
Puts?
Are you deriving a new put-call parity equation for us, anon? Omg ty

No.

>>1758796
Why not?

>>1758806
because

>>1758734
Financial accounting and analysis is very useful in all corporations and knowing how to read the numbers and decipher what they actually mean is something a bit more difficult to automate.

>>1758734
Derivatives markets and financially modelling

>>1758734
Derivative Markets
Financial Modeling
Financing Small Business
Seminar in Portfolio Management and Capital Markets
Financial Accounting and Analysis

those courses all look like solid finance courses and they most likely will teach you practical skills

>and find a girl willing to live humble

Lol, good luck with that.The rest I agree.

>>1758719
Or just find a rich wife. Issue solved.

>>1758725
lol imagine trying to explain how the lion's share of your net worth is tied up in a diversified portfolio spread across taxable and tax advantaged accounts to a 25 year old woman in the American Midwest

Call the bank?

>>1758708
She did and the people at the claims department had no idea what to do and she got put on hold like seven times.

>>1758711
Get a better bank and don't be a dumbass with your card info maybe

>>1758645
banks don't care, however any deposit of 10k+ will be documented and sent to certain agencies in order to combat terrorism/money laundering. A record is retained if you gain a lot of interest in the account as well. But for banks you barely get anything usually, so that is a non-issue for most people.

>>1758674
ty bro you really just released me from a lot of anxiety. Cheers

>>1758645
>>1758674
Multiple deposits less than $10k will also get flagged under a structuring charge. Stay away. Buy prepaid credit cards or something

>>1758635
Your wife sounds spoiled as fuck if she doesn't realize how better off that baby is compared to most.
You guys will be fine.

>>1758635
doing pretty good
if your job has a 401k you should at least put in what they will match since it is free money and you don't have to pay taxes on what you put in.

if your job doesn't have a 401k another option is opening an HSA account if you have a high deductible insurance policy. You can then deduct your HSA contributions up to the yearly amount on your taxes. Everyone has medical costs later on in life so you only benefit from using them.

>>1758635
>what are some ways to better our situation financially?
Is it too late to abort the pregnancy?
Your wife could divorce you and use the child for leverage to get better payments and alimony. She might need to disappear entirely

>>1758577
FB ads, FB page
Instagram
Twitter

>>1758583
Is that really enough though?

Hashtags on Twitter and Instagram?

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