Is successful hedge fund manager the hardest job in the world?
Probably not.
>>1760299
being a mother is the hardest job in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB3xM93rXbY
>>1760299
It's hard convincing rich people to pay for your lavish lifestyle as you consistently underperform the indexes with higher volatilities.
>except you James you based motherfucker
Resume Review Thread
Been looking for a job recently and updated my resume. Anywhere I can improve this? Is it decent? Would you hire me if I handed this in?
Last line of the academic honors section reads "... professional-quality analyst research reports". Accidentally cut it off when taking screenshot.
Nice LARP
>>1760215
LARP?
Cash in your gains for anime games EDITION
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> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
Jewish tricks? No, and please refrain from the antisemitism! Robinhood graphs are just shit and only show you an average, not-really-realtime price. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
> How is it free?
"People" invest your settled funds when you're not using them, just like banks.
> Is this the place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
Are you aware how small this community is? Better to try stocktwits or r/wallstreetbets
> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
Real brokers, like TDAmeritrade's thinkorswim. Otherwise you should be using stockcharts.com, finviz, or a non-pile-of-shit for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
>How do I git gud?
People here are gambling, don't listen to any advice in this thread. Do, follow news, earnings reports, and stay away from leveraged etfs, also learn difference between LIMIT and MARKET orders!!!
>LAST THREAD:
>>1758437
>>1760096
first.
Earnings on Tuesday
>>1760101
It can't possibly go any higher.
I wish Robinhood had shorting.
It's friday.
What are you buying>?
What are you selling>?
>>1759832
I don't buy pennystocks
>>1759839
would you like a medal?
Just more than doubled down on this weed stock. It dropped immediately after I bought more, but this is a long term ploy
2 words
>uber for deliveries
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doubt
My
POWER?
uber literally does that everywhere that matters already
>>1759646
1 word
>uber for groceries
Hi /biz/ I will try to keep this as short as possible without leaving out any important details
>3 months ago
>someone recommends me "Rich dad, Poor dad" by Robert Kiyosaki
>read it and immediately become inspired
>stop going to school to spend more time learning about finances
>read all of Robert's other books in the span of 1 month
>family notices I am not going to school at all despite being healthy etc
>dad says "We need to talk, anon"
>I refuse and say "You're in no position to help me dad, trust me"
>he gets angry and tells me that if I don't need him then he doesn't need me and hints that I should leave
>start living at grandma's who is dead so the flat is empty
>except dad to pay the bills but he refuses
>can't return to school because a friend I told my story to has said it to everyone
>getting bullied in the school group on facebook
>going to be homeless in less than a week when bills payment will come
>family turned their back on me
what can I do /biz/ please??
I never felt so hopeless in my life, I am thinking about suicide actively at least once an hour and am purposely crossing roads without caring about traffic lights and stuff like that so I get killed
please help me
tl:dr; I read Robert's books and became inspired, now I have no school, family or home
>>1759392
but at least you are rich in spirit, which is all that counts
>>1759392
He's still rich though.
You buying the book achieved it's primary purpose
Guys, I had an argument with a roommate trying to explain how an import tax on goods from Mexico actually means that American consumers are paying for a wall. He was trying to argue that trade deficits are inherently bad because goods and services have no inherent value, where as money does. Any others have experiences with otherwise smart people not understanding economics?
>>1759190
Mexico is paying for the wall you idiot.
Do you really think they won't capitulate if Trump puts a tariff on?
American consumers won't pay more because **NO ONE WILL BUY THE PRODUCTS FROM MEXICO**, this will force businesses to relocate to the US (or other country without a tariff), this will create US jobs and provide more wages to US citizens. Also if all the businesses left Mexico post-tariff, think of all the jobs and investments that would flee Mexico, it would create political and economic turmoil in a country which is already poor. Also the US can pull foreign aid and other resources from Mexico.
Believe me, Trump is negotiating this well and Mexico WILL end up paying for the wall.
It's like you've never read the Art of the Deal.
>>1759190
It's all just threats, anyway.
Trump is just saying, "Control your fucking populace! I'm sick of all these drug traffickers and refugees!" to Mexico.
Peña is saying, "I don't see any reason to do so."
Trump is saying, "You'd better fucking do it, or I'm going to tax the everloving shit out of your stuff so that no one will buy it. And with the taxes, we're going to build a giant middle finger out in the middle of the desert"
Peña is saying, "I don't want to be seen talking with you while I work on complying to your demands."
>>1759190
>goods and services have no inherent value, where as money does.
Is this a joke? Money has no value. trade deficits are good. let them have our fiat money, we'll take the cheap goods, which have real value.
So, Im from USA and father was originally from England (raised in USA). I am getting my citizenship for UK soon, because I have a DUI in USA and I want to work in the trades.
Where should I move in England?
I'm a miser, and I want to start my own cess pool service company (septic tank pumpers).
I'm white with associates degree, don't want to join UK army due to bad background(kicked out USA navy).
Where should I go, and will it be easy to get a job and support myself without touching my savings?
i would rather be an high schooler chad fucking high school sluts than have a trillion dollars as a beta
>>1758939
ok....
be al bundy then...
>>1758931
FUCK MARRY KILL???
So I just found this board for the first time and I'm in a place in my life where I would like to start a small business and work for myself. I currently make around 65k being a network admin monkey and I'm tired of it. My true passion is working with my hands. I have been a volunteer builder for Habitat for Humanity for a few years now. I have remodeled the majority of my house and I've done a number of jobs for friends and family for no pay to learn the ropes. I'm experienced enough to do just about any cosmetic overhaul including drywall, painting, texturing, kitchen remodels, bathroom remodels, etc.
So how lucrative could this be? Just looking for a ballpark estimate, assuming I market well and have a steady number of jobs on a daily basis. I live in Texas and via Nextdoor, I see there is a huge shortage of handymen, carpenters, and small job contractors in my area. Could I fill this niche with no license and would it come close to the 65k I make currently?
>>1758843
Taskrabbit
Thumbtack
>>1758843
>no license
>no insurance
>no bond
>no one will hire you
>>1759182
this
Work a summer with a carpentry crew. See if you really like the work. Volunteering on Saturday is a lot different than working.
I think you need a GC license (in my state you do). The test is not that hard from what I have heard.
You will need insurance. Anyone can sue you for anything.
Once you get in the business, befriend some home realtors. Pre-sale home inspections are extremely lucrative. You have minimal liability since you add notes such as "I could not access anything because the drywall was hung, therefore I can not state the condition of your house"
How the fuck did this guy graduate from Wharton School of Finance? Did he pay them off or something? Is that possible in the USA?
Make a business related argument or fuck off to /pol/.
>>1754593
They'll just post memes.
>>1754581
“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
y'all seem to think he's retarded.
How many people here actually love their job?
There's nowhere else I'd rather be
>>1754066
What do you do?
>>1754043
Well I work at krispy kreme and I enjoy it to the max. But this is only a job to help me in college. Nothing more, nothing less
Dropshipping is one of the easiest ways to make money. Hardly any overhead needed. Easy bux.
>What is dropshipping?
https://www.shopify.com/guides/dropshipping/understanding-dropshipping
>How do I get started?
Buy a domain, shopify subscription, basic LLC licensing if in the states. Can start with just a sole proprietorship
>Where do I find products?
Aliexpress
>Useful Shopify Apps
Oberlo, Scarcity, Conversion Plus, McAfee Secure, Product Upsell
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Drop your site for honest reviews and tips. Honesty is helpful in this cutthroat business. Trust me.
http://www.paxandroid.com
Made my first 2 sales today! got in about $8.20 in profit.
I've noticed an odd thing about my advertisement demographic for facebook.
The most impressions and first sale I've had were 13-17 yr old women.
>>1740379
Congrats! Might want to consider using a different theme and looking less spammy without having everything on sale.
>>1740389
That's what I'm working on now, many of the free themes don't really work well with the site. However, I do have a few ideas, I may update the site in early February.
Why are idea guys so underrated? I have so much brainpower, raw imagination and intelligence, but companies don't hire me. I think they might be scared of mine superior imaginitive capabilities.
>>1762130
Do you have proof of your abilities?
Or course companies hire ideas guys, buy they need that competency verified.
>>1762131
I have 141% IQ and I have invented at least 10 inventions.
>>1762133
>141% IQ
kek
I like the sneaky percent sign you threw in there as a hint
Does he give good advice, /biz/?
>>1762043
Yes. Everything he says is stuff I had to learn from the school of hard knocks. If he was around when I was younger, I wouldn't have made the mistakes I did.
>>1762043
he is a bit too hardcore contrarian and ultra-downer turbopessimist. but 66% of what he says is true and valuable. imo. the other 33% comes out of a need to portrait an 'interesting online personality' that allows him to pitch his ebooks and consulting biz.
>>1762070
This. He ends up a little too negative (don't save for retirement, kill yourself when you get too old, etc), but he has very good career and life advice.
When did you realize that true happiness stems from Family, friends, personal achievement and bettering of ones community and not from money, cars, big houses and other superficial shit that the jews have brainwashed you with via mass marketing?
>>1761968
try being poor and in debt
>having friends
>>1761968
I just want to travel and much as possible. That makes me happy.